Last time on Slightly Unhinged...

"Oh god Dante! I can feel you in my stomach!" Blake moaned.

SPOILERS! SPOILERS! KILL THE TAPE!

This time on Slightly Unhinged...

Combat class.

Ruby's favourite class ever. She could let Crimson Rose do the talking! No need for social interaction.

Though, her thoughts consistently wondered to Dante, the cat faunas.

Aside from his absolutely long and hard weapon that she completely adored, Dante was something she couldn't place her finger on.

As in, he muttered some weird words like: "Your species." Ruby found it weird.

Jaune was a human, and Dante referred to him as though he was a different species worthy of destruction, but Dante hadn't ever expressed dislike for humans, aside from Cardin but that meanie had it coming. So did that mean that Dante wasn't human?

'This hurts my head! Stupid Dante and his weird ways!' Ruby pouted, a headache forming.

"Miss Rose. Would you like to demonstrate?" Professor Goodwitch's voice broke Ruby out of her thoughts. Ruby blinked.

"Uh, demonstrate what?" Ruby tilted her head. Professor Goodwitch huffed through her nose.

"A demonstration of the need to examine an opponent through sparring." Professor Goodwitch huffed. Ruby perked up.

"Oh! Sure!" Ruby immediately speed-walked into the changing rooms, going to get her weapon.

Glynda, however, was spinning a 'random' survey to choose which opponent Ruby would face.

Obviously, Ozpin had rigged it to have Dante face Ruby. The headmaster was extremely curious about Dante, and although he may just be a madman, both Ozpin and Glynda had mixed feelings about him. On one hand, they could feel an immensely powerful evil able to crush any and all that opposed it, and on the other they could tell that he was a paragon of justice able to bring anything to justice without fail.

"And her opponent shall be... Dante." She announced. Dante got up from his seat and wandered over to his spot in the arena. As he walked past her, he whispered something.

"Rigged." Was all he said, before he turned and grinned at her, waiting for Ruby to finish up getting her stuff.

Ruby arrived a few seconds later, clad in her signature outfit and massive scythe.

"Are you both ready?" Goodwitch asked. Ruby nodded. Dante scratched his chin.

"Gimmie a sec." Dante requested. He snapped his fingers and his flesh warped rather grotesquely and loudly. Everyone looked away and looked back when the noise stopped.

All of them gaped.

Instead of Dante, they saw Roman Torchwick. He had his cane, hat, orange hair, everything.

"Huh." He even had Roman's voice! "Haven't done that in a while."

"Whoa." Ruby muttered, staring at Roman.

"Whoa indeed, Red." Roman stated, twirling his cane. "Wanna dance?"

"I kicked his butt once, I'll do it again." Ruby proclaimed, whipping out her scythe. Roman chuckled and twirled his cane.

"Then by all means, take the first hit." He stated, standing perfectly neutral with his cane over his shoulder.

Ruby narrowed her eyes and zipped forward with her semblance, swinging her scythe in a wide arc.

Roman simply smirked and did the splits, which left his hat in the air, which twirled comically. Her attack went between his head and the hat, which fell onto his head.

He swung his cane at her chin, which sent her flying into the air. As she tried to correct herself in the air, Roman fired a flare at her, which exploded on contact. She hit the ceiling and caused it to crack. She fell to the floor and landed square on her back, unmoving. Everyone in the room was shocked, except for team WBY, who glared at Dante.

"Oh for the love of me, WAKE UP!" Roman yelled as he snapped his fingers and a green glow surrounded Ruby's body. She groaned and sat up.

"Owwwww." She moaned, rubbing her head. Roman snapped his fingers and Dante reappeared, without the grotesque change this time.

"And you are supposed to be a silver-eyed warrior. I'd tell you, Remnant would be fucked without me here." Dante muttered. "Oh wait, I've fucked it before, literally and figuratively. How are Salem and the kids doing anyway?" Dante's words were too quiet for anyone to understand, but they thought he was just muttering about how easy Ruby was to beat.

Dante wandered over and helped Ruby to her feet.

"Well, by knockout, I suppose Dante wins." Glynda began. "Ruby, you should not be so head-strong to attack an opponent at face value, you have neither the strength nor the toughness of your sister." Glynda turned to Dante, and she took a minute to think of something to say to him. " Dante, don't be so impulsive to show an opponent your moves, showing off will not win you a fight."

"What if it's a fight of who can show off more?" Dante asked, sarcasm clearly evident in his tone. Glynda settled for glaring at him. All he did was chuckle.

Oobleck's class...

Dante stared with a look of boredom at Doctor Oobleck. He did not design humans to be able to move so fast, but they were known for breaking the limit he set on them. Many times before they had broken their limits, not all of them beneficial for them.

The wars humanity had, no matter what dimension he entered, never ceased to amuse.

He watched Cardin throw a paper ball at the back of Jaune's head, the blonde youngster jutting up and making a surprised sound, causing Dr. Oobleck to call on him. He guessed and got it wrong, leading to the class laughing at him. Dante merely smiled and shook his head, even as team RWBY and NPR glared daggers at Cardin.

Conflict, even amongst the most pure, was ingrained within them. It was why he designed them that way, so they could best amuse him.