OPERATION: Smack Down

by SEXYCANDYCORNSTAR

During the battle on the planet Korthal, an ONI agent was suddenly sent to a universe where devils exist and supernatural incidents are an everyday norm and worst of all, meeting his perverted parallel counter-part which looks like him but shares nothing like poor ONI operative Ichiko Uni. [I DON'T OWN HALO OR HSDXD]. (I am a new writer so go easy on me) I

2. Chapter 2

WORST AI IN UNSC HISTORY.

"Let me introduce myself. I am Lucy, serial number 479304" the Ai said.

The ODST all just stared at her, until one of them decided to ask a question.

"So...Lucy, whats the situation planet side" the female member asked.

"Well it's, for the luck of better words a nightmare. But that's why you guys were called in" said the AI sadistically.

"What do we know about the planets ecosystem?" said the other ODST member

"The planet has a similar ecosystem to that of Harvest. But don't worry too much, because very few of you scrubs are not going to live long enough to need that info." replied the AI

The rest of the team were shocked at that reply except for the ONI agent who seems to know that the AI is 100% made to be loyal to ONI and ONI only. This means his going to have that thing in his suit, which made his skin crawl.

"Fucking great. I am going to have that thing with me or in me in this mission" thought the ONI agent.

"HEY! Tall, dark and probably handsome, plug me in. Because i am assign to you" said the AI with a dark smile.

Ichiko just stared at the hologram AI for a few seconds until he stood up and calmly walked up to the holo-emitter and then placed his chip he had in his pouch into one of the slots in the emitter. In a flash the AI disappeared. "Your suits pretty cramped. But i can get used to it hehe" said the AI in a seducing tone".

Ichiko kept silent until he turned towards his team and said "we're dropping in eight mikes, so get your shit straight and tampons tight" ordered Ichiko.

"YES,SIR!"

Ichiko and the rest of the ODST team moved towards the drop bay located at the bowl of the frigate. The team quickly set them self's in their drop pods, then in unison all the blast doors for the pods closed, and a loud "SHHHHH" echoed around the drop bay. Ichiko checked each pod for any abnormalities before pressing on towards his pod. His pod is a little bigger than the normal pods as its specially made for ONI agents and Spartans, because its design to have a Mongoose MK4 attached to the back of the pod and its own blast door to protect it from re-entry. Ichiko set his weapon first then set himself comfortably in the pod.

"SOOOOOOOO, are you normally this silent or do you not like me?" the AI chirped.

" Of all the AI's I could be assign to. I get the one that won't shut the fuck up" Ichiko shot

"I can fuck up your mission if you want?" said Lucy in a child like manner.

As Ichiko's drop pod door closed shut. The drop bay started to decompressed and then the doors under the pods opened to reveal the planet's surface. Then every pod in the bay was shot out, heading for the planets surface.