CHAPTER TWO: THE GREAT KOOPA CAPER
Music: Mario Party: Bowser's Magma Mountain
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Wario and Waluigi had successfully driven to Bowser's Castle.
"All right Waluigi, get into position at the bottom of the castle! I'll distract the guards! Most of them are on their day off today, so it should EASY! Who does that Bowser think he is, providing his employees with welfare and days off? He's wasting so much MONEY!"
"Maybe that's why you don't have any employees anymore…" muttered Waluigi under his breath.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" yelled Wario.
"Oh, nothing. GET GOING! And make sure you look the part, we can't have you blowing the cover!" Waluigi started pulling out large barrels of Bob-Ombs from the trunk of Wario's Brute car, and started laughing evilly.
"HEE HEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Music: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: Stolen Koopa Castle
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Wario strolled up to the entrance of the castle, having put a yellow-painted bucket on his head.
"With this, they'll think I'm a construction worker! It's GENIUS! HAHAHAHA!" Wario thought to himself.
As he strolled up to the castle, he made sure to put on his Koopa mask to fool the guards, and punched the doorknob so hard the entire door shook!
"WAAAAAAA! OPEN UP!"
A Koopa quickly opened up the door. "What do you want? It's supposed to be our day off today-"
"Can it, shellface. I'm here to… uh… repair the chandeliers! Yeah, that's it!"
"We don't have any chandeliers, sir."
"OH YES you do! There's one in Bowser's guest room! He hired me himself to make sure it was in top condition in case that princess agrees to marry him this time! He's out there going to get her right NOW!"
The Koopa looked unimpressed. "Sir, with all due respect, that sounds like-"
"DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED FOR TURNING AWAY SOMEONE THAT HIS MAJESTY KING KOOPA HIRED PERSONALLY?! I'LL BE CALLING BOWSER PERSONALLY-"
"No, please!" The Koopa got down on his knees, and began to grovel. "I need this job! My rent's due this month and I'm in massive debt!"
"Good. Now take to Bowser's guest room. ON THE DOUBLE!"
"Yessir!" The Koopa ran away, sweating profusely, with Wario waddling up the massive staircase.
In the distance, Waluigi was preparing for the EXPLOSION OF A LIFETIME!
Waluigi tiptoed on his tippytoes closer to the base of the castle. True to Wario's word, there were no guards around the place at all!
"This will be easier than taking candy from a baby! WAH!" Waluigi grinned an evil grin on his chinny chin chin.
He pulled out a bunch of barrels of Bob-Ombs from the bright purple wagon he was pulling, and threw them at the wall until they were all piled up next to the giant structure!
"And now, for Waluigi's finishing touch!"
Waluigi pulled a tennis racket out of his overalls, grabbed a stray Bob-Omb, tossed it up in the air, and prepared to serve!
"GEEEEEEEEET SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVED! WAAAA!"
Wario was standing in Bowser's guest room, which was filled to the brim with pink fluffy things. The bedspread was pink, the WAHllpaper was pink, even the… erm, accessories in the drawers were a sickeningly bright shade of pink!
"BLECH! All this pink makes me SICK!" barked Wario. He threw open the drawers, only to find nothing but more pink clothing! "There's NOTHING IN HERE! WHERE'S THE GOLD AND JEWELS?!"
In his rage, Wario threw one of the pink high heels at the ceiling, nearly hitting the giant chandelier that was above it! His eyes trailed upwards, to see a giant pink gem on top of it!
Wario grinned evilly. "NOW we're talking!"
One upturned bed later, Wario was within arm's reach of the pink diamond! "Come on, come on, come to Wario-"
He was cut off by a loud KABOOM! CRASH! KABLAMMITY!
And Wario fell to the ground, the big pink gem colliding with his head on the way down.
"Waluigi, you really need to work on your timing!" Wario grumbled as he carried the huge gem out with him.
Music: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: Danger!
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Waluigi's jaw dropped at the sheer amount of gold inside Bowser's basement! "WAAAAA?! I COULD PAY FOR FIFTY WEDDINGS WITH DAISY WITH THAT MONEY! WHY DOES HE GET IT ALL?!"
"SHUT UP AND GET HAULING, WALUIGI! WE DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE SOMEONE COMES DOWN HERE!" barked Wario as he started shoveling cash into his pockets!
They gathered fistfuls, pocketfuls, bagfuls of gold, gold, SWEET SHINY GOLD!
There was a large black gem there as well, but Wario knew better than to pick THAT thing up again.
"WAAAAAHAHAHA! WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN! I'M SO HAPPY, I MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY MY EMPLOYEES!" Wario laughed.
"NYEHEHEHEH! LUIGI WILL CRY AT MY RICHES!" Waluigi yelled.
Unfortunately, they got so caught up in their newfound wealth, that they didn't notice its owner come in!
"HEY! WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY!?" Bowser stormed into the room, his eyes burning with hatred!
Both criminals stopped what they were doing for a moment, with nobody moving in the room for a microsecond. Until Waluigi threw a huge pink gold peach bust at Bowser, clocking him square in the head!
"RUN FOR IT!" Waluigi yelled. The two hooligans ran for the car, which was freshly loaded with loot, and drove off in a hurry! Bowser was dumbfounded for a second, before flying into a terrifying rage!
"ALL HANDS ON DECK! MAN THE DOOMSHIPS! PREP MY CLOWN CAR! GET! THOSE! IDIOTS!"
Will Wario and Waluigi escape from the wrath of the mighty King Bowser?
Will the Bros get to keep all of his newfound wealth?
WILL THEY GET ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING?!
Find out on the next chapter of WARIO & WALUIGI: PARTNERS IN CRIME!