CHAPTER FIVE: CUTE, ROUND, AND DEADLY
Music: Kirby Planet Robobot: Dark Castle
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King Dedede was driving up the hill to the castle, laughing heartily!
"Can you believe it Escargoon? I finally GOT that little pink punk!" Dedede smacked the cage, causing Kirby to roll around inside.
"Sire, you shouldn't do that- he might wake up, and our stroke of good luck would end!"
"Pah! Yer right, I should hold mah gloating until we're inside home sweet home- Castle Dedede!"
Dedede laughed some more.
Escargoon turned around, and his jaw hit the floor! "Uh, sire! Yellow and purple people at dead six o'clock!"
"Wut? What are they here for? They're here for Kirby aren't they! Too bad for them, he's MINE, and I'll negotiate the terms of sale myself! I'M FLOORIN' IT!"
The car sped off into the distance, with the raving duo of Wario and Waluigi following closely behind!
The imposing gates of Castle Dedede stood before the duo, imposingly daring them to come in and take all of Dedede's money!
"LETS-A-GOOOOO!" Wario yelled.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Waluigi screeched!
The both of them wound up, whirling their respective appendages, and PUNCHED the door down! The door went flying, and crashed at the other side of the room!
There, in the center of the room, WAS…
Bandanna Dee, sitting there sleeping.
"What's this little thing doing here?! It looks so puny and weak!" Wario laughed.
"Pathetic! Waluigi spits on this little puffball!" Waluigi hawked a giant green loogie onto Bandanna Dee's head, hitting his bright blue bandanna!
Bandanna Dee's eyes suddenly opened, and he leapt up in the air, whirling his spear menacingly, and glaring with the fury of a thousand bunnies at the criminal duo!
He raised his spear in anger at the duo, ready to kick their yellow and purple butts!
Wario and Waluigi nodded, and charged at the adorably deadly Dee!
THE CUTEST WARRIOR
BANDANNA DEE!
Music: Kirby 64: Boss Theme
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"COME HERE, YOU LITTLE!"
Wario charged directly at the cute creature and punched at him, but Bandanna blocked it with his spear! He tried to stab Wario in the face, but Wario ducked under it, the sharp point just barely missing his giant nose!
Waluigi pulled out a tennis racket and a Bob-Omb, and smacked it towards Bandanna, but he leaped up in the air, spinning his spear so rapidly that he could fly, and dive-bombed Waluigi!
"Here's Waluigi's newest technique! WALUIGI TORNADO! ACTIVATE!"
Waluigi started spinning, so fast that he started to blur, and collided with Bandanna Dee! The spinning of Waluigi's racket and Bandanna's spear sent hundreds of sparks flying everywhere! Wario took advantage of the distraction, and punched Bandanna in the side, sending him flying into a wall!
"YOU CAN'T CHALLENGE ME! YOU'RE ONLY THE SIZE OF MY FIST, WAHAHAHAHA!"
Bandanna Dee leaped back up again, and thrust his spear up into the air!
A platoon of Waddle Dees rushed into the room, ready to dogpile the dastardly duo!
"Waluigi! Take those little blobs! I got this! WAAAAAAAA!" Wario stomped the ground, and bull-rushed Bandanna!
The legion of Dees were closing in on Waluigi, but Waluigi whacked them all away with his trusty racket!
"You all are WEAK compared to the MIGHT OF WALUIGI!"
Wario was locked in an explosive sparring match with the dimunitive menace, who was blocking all of his blows with his spear!
"RRRRRRRGH! STOP! BLOCKING! ME!" Wario grabbed his spear when Bandanna attempted to stab him again, and hurled him towards the wall! But Bandanna had prepared, and kicked off the wall, directly towards Wario!
Bandanna unleashed a flurry of stabs on Wario's arms when he blocked, scratching him up severely, but it wasn't enough to faze the mighty Wario!
"Give me that little thing! YOU WON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!"
Wario backhanded Bandanna, knocking him away and leaving his spear on the ground! Wario picked it up and snapped it in half! "WAHAHAHA!"
The legion of Waddle Dees had noticed what happened to their leader, and turned their hive-mind like intentions towards Wario! The cute legion dogpiled on him before he could react, wailing on Wario with a hundred tiny fists!
"WARIO!" Waluigi rushed towards his fallen comrade, but Bandanna slid in front of him, not done fighting yet!
Bandanna hurled himself towards Waluigi, kicking him to the ground! He got on top of Waluigi's face, pounding it over and over again! "WA! OW! OW! WAAAA!"
Waluigi picked up his tennis racket, and smacked Bandanna with a deafening THWACK! He hit the wall and bounced off! Waluigi went on a volleying match with himself with Bandanna Dee against the wall!
"WALUIGI 60! LITTLE SNIVELING BLOB LOVE! GAME!" Waluigi gloated.
The pile of Dees began to rumble and shake, and Wario burst out, WAHing loudly! "YOU LITTLE IDIOTS CAN'T CONTAIN THE INDOMITABLE WARIO!"
Bandanna Dee got up, momentarily dazed, before the fires of rage filled his cute little eyes, and he raised his hands in signal! The Dees collected into the center of the room into a massive ball!
The shadow of the deadly Dees loomed over the duo, as they bore down on the two hoodlums!
"Waluigi! That Tornado, I've got an IDEA!" Boomed Wario. "SWING ME TOWARDS THAT BALL!"
"GOT IT!"
Waluigi grabbed Wario by the feet, and began spinning around and around until they were a giant blur of purple and yellow!
"WARIO BROS SPECIAL MOVE! BROS. TORNADO!"
Waluigi released Wario, and he rocketed towards the giant ball, breaking it into a rain of Dees! Bandanna Dee went flying, rapidly approaching the ground!
Waluigi charged towards him, racket in hand!
Wario bounced off the wall, fist aimed towards his adversary!
The duo collided with their target at once, delivering a crushing assault from both sides!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Both of them knocked Bandanna straight up, sending him through the roof and into the sky!
VICTORY!
Music: Kirby Planet Robobot: Dark Castle
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The two landed on the ground, and fist-bumped in celebration, with a loud, hearty WAAAAAAAAAAH!
"HEAR THAT, KING DEDEDE! IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT…" Wario yelled.
"THEN YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE WARIO BROS!" Waluigi punctuated.
The two charged up the main stairwell, leaving the wrecked entrance hall behind!
Adeleine walked into the castle, looking around in confusion, before following the trail of destruction.
"Your majesty, we've got another intruder!" Escargoon announced.
"DANGIT!" Dedede punched his console in anger, watching the events from a giant TV screen in his throne room. "NOW THAT STUPID LITTLE GIRL'S COMIN' IN HERE TOO! WHAT'S HAPPENIN' AROUND HERE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
THE STORMING OF CASTLE DEDEDE CONTINUES!
WILL WARIO AND WALUIGI RESCUE KIRBY?!
WILL ADELEINE ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE EVENTS?!
WILL ESCARGOON HAVE A PANIC ATTACK FROM STRESS AT HIS MAJESTY'S DECISIONS?!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF!
WARIO & WALUIGI!
PARTNERS IN CRIME!