(2) 72. Mislead
Genre: Humor
Characters: Swindle, Onslaught, Vortex, Blast Off
~ Heh, now, why would I ever do that?
"Swindle..." a threatening tone warned—growled at, really—the attack vehicle.
Freezing in its tracks, the military truck's engines rumbled a bit, nervous. Not that it would admit that! "Ah... yes, Ons?" His 'innocent victim' voice... yep, guilty.
A cackle somewhere to his left. "Ooh, you're in for it now, Swin!"
An exasperated sigh crackles in his comm. link. "What did you do this time, Swindle?"
"Nothing, I swear Blast Off!"
"Yah, right!" The sadistic laughter reaches his audio receptors, receiving a slight growl from the jeep.
"Shut it, Tex!"
"Swindle..." his commanding officer rumbled, dangerously low.
Swindle gulped. 'Scrap.'