Skye Widow

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"I'm keeping her." Natasha said immediately after stepping out of the interrogation room where she had been slowly but steadily deprogramming most of Skye's programming for the last ten hours.

"Natasha?" Clint asked looking up surprised at his partners re-emergence from the room since the Avengers had shown up an hour ago and some of them were still yelling or upset with Coulson.

"The kid. I'm keeping her." Natasha said her eyes locked onto Coulson while nearby Ward scoffed.

"Good riddance. She can't even throw a punch right while I was trying to train her. Besides she's not one of us, she slept with a target." Ward said sneering as Skye was led out of the room behind Natasha by Victoria who had brought them both something to eat and drink just a little while ago.

"She used her training to keep a target that had already been tipped off in place long enough for you to catch up to and arrest him. You got a problem with that Robot then you can just fuck right off." Natasha said without hesitation and making Skye snort slightly from behind her.

"At least I'm not the only one who thinks he's a Robot." Skye said with a smirk on her face while the Avengers eyes locked onto Skye.

"So who's the kid and why does she look like a mix between Agent and that little Asian lady?" Stark asked making Coulson splutter slightly while May's entire face blanked at that.

"The name's Skye." Skye said saying nothing about Coulson and May as she nodded to the super heroes while Clint eyed her for a moment before turning to Natasha.

"Why does she remind me of you?" Clint asked making Natasha give a sad smile but smirk a bit immediately after to cover it up.

"Baby spider." Natasha said without hesitation as she stepped over to Skye who blinked for a second.

"Wait what?" Stark asked his mouth falling open as he stared at Natasha who pointed at Skye.

"I'm keeping her. She's a baby spider." Natasha said with no traces of joking on her face as she glared the boys down.

"Is she going to start stealing our cloths too?" Steve Rogers asked with a sigh, there was no changing Natasha's mind and it wouldn't be bad to have another woman around the tower to keep Natasha's attention and someone new for Pepper to fuss and fret over.

"She's already stolen some of my sweat pants, one of Coulson's ties, Jemma's sweater and a pair of Fitz socks before we tagged her." May spoke up dryly at this part making Natasha pause and look at them for a moment before her eyes narrowed.

"Nothing of the Robots?" Natasha asked making Ward smirk and shake his head.

"Then get him the hell away from me before I snap his neck on principal." Natasha said her voice cold as she stepped in front of Skye almost protectively, glaring down Ward despite being like a foot shorter than him.

"Wait what?" Bruce asked confused while Clint and Steve looked at each other and then just shrugged as they both pulled Ward away from the red haired assassin.

"Why do you guys think I steal your clothes?" Natasha asked looking at the boys of the Avengers who all looked at each other at that.

"Because they look cute on you?" Steve asked more than said a bit shyly at that making Natasha roll her eyes and step forward to pat his cheek, looking amused when he flinched away from her stepping forward.

"It's cute that you're being nice and scared of me Steve but no." Natasha said making Tony snort slightly at the looks on the other SHIELD agents faces while Steve blushed brightly and ducked his head.

"You're trying to establish dominance." Tony said with a smirk, earning a nod from the other guys.

"It works too." Bruce said while Natasha raised an eyebrow at them.

"Verily." Thor of all people agreed as Natasha rolled her eyes.

"That's a bonus. I steal your cloths because I trust you boys not to stab me in the back." Natasha said making the boys pause for a moment and then smile at her and rub the back of their necks, some of them blushing at that.

"So Skye stealing our cloths meant she trusted us." Coulson said swallowing thickly and his heart plummeting into his stomach when Skye shrugged.

"I already gave back your tie and their cloths but I'm keeping May's sweatpants. They're warm." Skye said without looking bothered and making FitzSimmons look a bit upset but understanding while May looked surprised. Coulson looked like a kicked puppy however.

"Now that I think about it…" Skye paused for a moment as she looked at Victoria and Natasha.

In one quick move Skye had stolen Victoria's tie and Natasha's spare belt, the one that didn't have weapons and ammo in it.

"Mine now." Skye said bluntly as she wrapped the tie around her wrist and the belt around her waist.

"That's fine you can keep it baby spider." Natasha said smiling gently as she reached over and patted Skye's head, earning a blink from the hacker.

"I have spare ones." Victoria said shrugging off the loss of one tie although she was wondering why the hell the hacker seemed to trust her.

"So she's like a mini-Natasha?" Stark asked looking at Skye who snorted slightly at that.

"I dressed up in cosplay, stood outside your tower, and hacked your server within twenty minutes and you never suspected a thing. What do you think?" Skye asked with a smirk on her face while Stark looked disbelieving and Coulson and Ward were shocked at that.

"No way!" Stark said making Skye smirk.

"Next time you're in your Iron Man suit you'll find yourself listening to Polka and dancing Disco." Skye said making Natasha snort slightly.

"If he does I am definitely kidnapping you and keeping you with me at all times baby spider." Natasha said with a small grin while Clint was snickering as well.

"Looks like you and Tasha have a kid now Barton." Stark said slapping Clint on the back and making him choke a bit while Natasha blinked for a moment.

"You think me and Clint are together? Yeah no. Not going to happen ever." Natasha said staring at Stark sternly while Clint was nodding his head in agreement.

"She's like my sister Stark." Clint said scrunching up his nose and looking disgusted as well.

"Baby spider say hello to your uncle Clint and my idiot boys." Natasha said dryly as Clint put Tony in a headlock and was giving the billionaire a noogie.

"Aw look at the mama widow adopting a baby spider." Stark deigned it safe to tease the red haired assassin who gave him a flat look.

"I know fourteen ways to kill you without a weapon within the next four seconds Stark. Baby Spider knows just as many ways to do the same thing." Natasha said her voice completely flat as she stared at Stark who paused and looked at the hacker standing beside his female teammate.

"Why?" Bruce asked alarmed since the girl barely looked twenty.

"Because the same people that trained me. Trained her to replace me." Natasha said dryly and making the Avengers all stop for a moment before most of them looked horrified and scared.

Tony was the one to say what the others seemed to be thinking.

"Oh shit now there's two Natasha's!"