Haha I was thinking about when I was two how I accidentally shot a firecracker up my dad's pants or when my dad was young he shot firecrackers at a cars until one happened to be a police car….so this is where I got that from oh AND I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!

Don't play with fire it burns!

It was forth of July and hero's favorite holiday. Oliver Queen was cooking out with his pretty bird, Dinah, and his independent son, Roy. It was getting dark and after they finished their hamburgers they were going to light firecrackers.

They had bought some good firecracker this year and were having a great time.

"Hey Ollie can I light the next one?" Roy asked

Oliver looked like he was considering "Sure if you have your own matches." He said thinking that the ward didn't have any.

He quickly ran into the house and brought back a pack of matches.

Oliver was a little shocked.

"Roy why do you have matches and where did you get matches?"

Roy then looked at him and smiled, "For smoking and doing other things like the crack that's under my bed."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, AND WHATS UNDER YOUR BED, HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT STUFF WHY THE H*** DO YOU HAVE-"

Oliver was yelling his head off.

Roy then laughed, "Oliver chill I was joking Dinah said she would let me have one if I said that to you." he said laughing.

Oliver then turned to Dinah who was laughing her head off to "Oh you're an evil, evil bird."

"I know Roy light the firecracker and be careful." She said

"Yes mom" Roy said in a mocking tone but she didn't pay any attention to him.

Roy then lit the match "Roy be careful not to get it close to the grass."

"I know Ollie" he then turned back to the firecracker. "Roy" Ollie said again.

"Wh-OUCH" he had let the match burn way to long and burnt himself but as if in slow motion the match dropped onto the firecracker and it shot off…out into the street…where a car was passing by.

It went under the car but luckily it was sideways so it shot out from under the car into a window it just happened to be Mr. Corners window…who despised Roy.

"Ok that's enough for one night, night guys, love you." Roy said really fast and ran into his room.

I let him off the hook with out them yelling at him…this time. R&R

Sorry it was so short.