Lucifer spent days non-stop trying to outsmart and track down this girl, but no matter how hard he tried, she out-witted him every time.

"Damnit!" he cried out. "What is with this lady?!"

Maou just glanced sideways at him from where he was propped against the wall reading.

"Why are you so obsessed over this Lucifer?"

"She makes me mad! Gah! I've never met her and I already hate her!"

Knock knock knock. "Hello?!"

"I'll get it."

Ashiya moved towards the door, wiping off his hands on his apron.

Opening the door, he was greeted by a messenger girl, wearing a hat, and a shoulder bag. She smiled up at him, big blue eyes shining.

"Hiya!" she said, sweeping her tawny red bangs out of her face. "I have a delivery for a Mr.. Um…" she looked back in her bag and pulled out an envelope attached to a small package.

"A Mr. Urushihara!"

"Huh?" Lucifer replied dumbly at hearing his name.

Ashiya smiled at the teenager.

"Alright, I'll go ahead and give it to him."

The girl took a pen out from behind her ear and handed him a clipboard.

After signing for the package, she handed it over and left. "Pleasure to meet you sir!" she threw over her shoulder.

"A pleasure to meet you as well!"

Ashiya watched from the window as the little girl sped away on her bike.

Lucifer rose up to his feet, and walked over to where Ashiya stood, but the bike had already turned the corner.

Ashiya wordlessly handed Lucifer the package, and went back to his cooking work.

Lucifer then walked lazily back to his computer and sat down. On the inside though, he was warily cautious and excited.

'Huh, who would send ME a package? And I don't remember ordering anything recently…unless!'

He tore open the brown paper-wrapped box, and pulled out a new game for his game console. "WHAT?!"

Ashiya almost dropped the food that he was now making, and stomped over to him.

"What is it Lucifer?!"

Said demon general held up the game.

"So?"

"SO.. This was what she had snipped away from me on the auctions!"

Ashiya picked up the gaming card and turned it over in his hand before handing it back to Lucifer.

"Was there anything left in the box?" he asked, leaning down to look inside.

"Umm…" Lucifer looked back inside of the package. "Nope. Oh! Wait just a sec."

He opened the letter that had come with it, and read it aloud,

Dear Darkangel245,

It has been fun playing with you! ;) It is good to find somebody else to almost match my hacking skills! Enjoy the game!

-TheRedWolf

"Darkangel245?"

"Yea, my user name."

"Somebody used your name?" Maou came over to stand next to Ashiya.

"No! On the internet, you use a different name, mostly to protect your identity."

"Well, obviously it wasn't very good, considering she had it delivered TO YOUR HOUSE."

Lucifer dropped his head onto the table with an audible –thud!-. "Crap, I'm dead."

Everybody went back to what they were doing-

"WAIT! DID SHE SAY ALMOST?!"

A few days went by, and all Lucifer could think about was this girl.

'Hmm, could just be spam, or Emi! Naw, she isn't cool enough to pull this off. TheRedWolf huh?'

He couldn't search her username again, or the browser would just close.

"Gah!"

Lucifer flunked onto his back and rubbed his eyes with the balls of his hands.

'Why me why me why me?!'

Knock-" Hello?"

Lucifer was too busy sitting under his emo-cloud to notice the messenger girl at the door.

He nearly hit the roof tho when a package with another envelope attached fell onto his stomach.

"Gah! What the hell is wrong with you Ashiya?!"

"Well, maybe if you weren't so rude as to sign your own delivery forms, this wouldn't happen."

Still laying or the floor, he looked at the package now resting on his belly.

"Huh"

Maou crawled over and Ashiya sat down beside him.

Lucifer opened the package, but the only thing in there was a picture of… HIM?!

Lucifer sat shocked as Maou and Ashiya ran around and shut every curtain, window and door, locking them all.

"What-why-HOW did she get that photo?!

The purple-haired 'teenager' sat shocked. "She obviously hacked into the security cameras outside."

They looked down at the picture to get a closer look…

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Shut up guys!"

The picture showed a lazy Lucifer stuffing his face full of pork-bowl and talking, looking absolutely stupid.

"Is it bad that I want to meet this person even badly now?" Maou laughed even harder.

"But… I hacked into those security cameras to keep us a guard on our stronghold!"

The laughing stopped. Maou picked the letter up off of the floor.

Opening it, he read out-

"'Idiot

Darkangel

Lucifer

ashiyasAnIdiot "hey!"

Try to hack this….'

Lucifer, what are these?"

Lucifer had gone pale (er) and stared blankly ahead.

"I-ii-impossible…"

"What?" yelled Ashiya, still pissed off.

"Those are my passwords to…to… everything!"

Ok, so please tell me your thoughts!

PLEASE!

Oh, and I uploaded some pic's of this story to deviant art, and I'll share the link soon, until then, enjoy!

-Captain.