Hello to my fans of fanfiction.
I just wanna say I don't own anything! This idea just sorta came to me!
Warning: Younger Batsiblings!
Dicks Punishment
Dicks POV
The ride home was very silent excpesially after Bruce dropped Babs off. Dang he should have seen this coming. HE WAS A BAT parionia should have kicked in….well he was also a teenager a dead one at that.
When we pulled up to Wayne manner Bruce sent me straight to my room and told me to be quiet not to wake everyone up. I'm dead so dead beyond dead. I tried to keep my cool and not let the fear show.
Bruce then knocked on the door, "Richard, can I come in" I debated on weither saying no but that would probably end badly so I said, "Yeah"
He walked in with that expression, you-are-in-big-trouble and I gulped. "Richard, can you tell me what you were doing at Oliver's with Ms. Gordon?"
"Well, we were just playing a game…and it sort of ended a little different then we expected." Please dot ask the game please don't ask the game!
"Really, what was the said game?" DANGIT
"Um…well…spin the bottle?" I tried to turn away but being the goddamn parent he said, "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" he really does know how to scare the living shizz out of everyone. This is so not asterious.
"Well as your punishment you are grounded for the rest of the week," grounded for a week that isn't bad, "AND you have to watch your younger siblings while I'm on a business trip," oh no anything but that. "come on Bruce anything but that!"
"nope I have my mind set you are to baby sit" He said leaving the room.
"Babysit BABYSIT nice going Richard, you competly drove your won grave! Da-l ma dview înfiletat. Ce-o fi fost nenorocit gândindu-se." I started speaking Romanian.
"RICHARD LAUGAUGE!" oops. I decided since it was like two in the morning I would get some sleep tomorrow was going to be one heck of a day.
I woke up with Tim bouncing on me, "Dick, Dick get up, get up" ugh and so he punishment begins. "Hey Dick, where's Alfred and Bruce?" He took Alfred too that monster!
'They went on a business trip they will be back tonight,"
"Hey golden boy, I'm hungry" I looked up to see Jason standing in the middle of the door way.
"Then ask nicely," I said.
"Whatever f*****"
"DICK JASON SAID A BAD WORD!" Then Damien started yelling from all the yelling in her. Great and so the day begins.
I got out of bed and started cooking breakfast…ok cerial counts as as cooking right?
I laid Damien on the counter while I got the cerial out only to have a knife thrown inches away from my head. I turned around to see Damien…by the knives great I'm dead, literally!
He grabbed another one, "Now, Dami put the knive down,"
"Grayson, stupid." Wow that was nice.
""Dami hand it over nice and slowly"
He then throw one then too and I kept dodging. Tim then walked in not noticing what was happening got a knive thrown at him. I summersaulted over to him and scooped him up before the knive hit him. When I put him down he ran.
By the time lunch came around I was already tired but I mad PB&Js I called everyone in but only Jason came, as I put Dami on his high chair.
"Jason, where is Tim"
"I dunno"
"JASON"
"Find him"
I then looked around the house but couldn't find him. Finally I looked into a closet and say a tide up and gagged Tim.
"Oh Timmy are you going" I said untieing him.
"Yeah Jay just tied me up and told me he would send help advengfully." Tim said close to tears.
"Well it's time for lunch why don't you go and sit down." We then headed to the kitchen m and Tim shooting daggers at a scowling Jason.
"So Jaybird"
"Don't call me that,"
"Why not"
"Because DICKIE BIRD" Ok so that led to Jason having a black eye and me a bruised arm. How was I going to explain that? But if he can have stupid nicknames for me I can have nicknames for him to right?
After Dinner we read a story to make them fall asleep eventually after seven story's it worked.
"The end." I smiled and kissed each of their heads. They were each devils in their own ways but they were my devils.
When everyone fell asleep I noticed something big…the house was trashed. That was Bruces fault he made me babysit the little pest.
Bruce then walked in and I noticed they were all over me. Jason taking up my arm, Damien acros my feet and Tim in my lap.
"I see you had fun, I have a business trip nest week you c-"
"NO Bruce I'm sorry I love them but no this was so bad I promise I'll never do anything bad again."
Score Dick: 0 Bruce: 1
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