My dad still hasn't fixed my computer but what can you expect….GRRRR. So yeah found free time on the family computer to type this up. Hey wanna know a fact about me? I only post when I'm sick….

Me: I do not own anything.

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Me: and Airmage helped with tourture- I mean coming up with this plot for Roy….

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Me: I have a new co-writer named AdenaWolf.

Let's begin!

His. First. Date. PART 1

It was a normal morning for Dinah and Oliver, Roy would be asleep for about another hour and they could…have alone time. (A/N I DON'T KNOW IF THIS SHOULD BE RATED M AT THE MOMENT!..) "Well Roy's not going to be awake for another hour," Dinah said slyly smirking at the older hero.

"Oh whatever wills we do alone pretty bird…" he returned the smirk and started kissing her as she leaned into his kiss as well. This would have turned out to be a perfect morning if a certain blue eyed red head didn't come in and shout, "HOLY GOD, BREAK IT UP I DO NOT WANNA SEE THAT, EEWW GROSS" He then turned and slammed the door making a run down stairs.

Dinah then turned to Oliver for a split seconded, got dressed and ran down stairs, Oliver doing the same. When Roy saw them he looked horrified and put his hands up making a cross "Back Monsters, back," Ok so maybe he was fourteen but this was all he could think of doing.

"Roy, baby, come here please," Dinah said.

"No, I will never touch you again that, that was just, ewwwwwwwwww" he said doing a shudder.

"Roy why are you up so early? " Oliver asked.

"Wait do you guys do this every morning, gross you people are sick!" Roy said still a little traumatized.

"No we don't do it every morning, now what is it that you wanted baby?" Roy then looked away from his two adoptive parents.

"Can I go to the movies?" He said.

"Sure why not!" Oliver said trying to make his ward more distracted on the movies then him and his love.

"Really! Yes!" Roy said doing a victory dance.

"With who though?" Dinah said which made Roy stop in his tracks and rub the back of his neck and mumbled something incoherently. "What was that?"

"I've got a date with Samantha, and I wanted to know if you guys could drop me off….a block away from the movies." He said.

"Ohhh my baby boy's got himself a first date, AWWW this is so cute. Pictures we need pictures!" Dinah said ranting about how adorable this was and Roy could feel his face getting hotter.

Oliver whipped a tear away "My little boys all grown up," 'OH GOD NOT HIM TO, GOT TO ESCAPE THIS TORMENT!' Roy thought.

"Yeah so the date is in an hour and it takes and 40 minutes to get there so I'm going to get ready and…"

"Oh can we come!" Dinah said looking at Ollie like they were kids.

"NO. NO, NO, NO, NO." Roy said waving his hands up in the hair. "I would rather not be embarrass in front of Samantha because of you to," Dinah looked deflated by that comment.

"But I thought we were the cool parents?" Dinah said.

"That's it you hear 'parents' in that, you're still parents and I'd rather you not come to save me the chance of ever showing my face again."

"I think you're being overdramatic Roy," Oliver said.

"No, I am not. Guys you cannot come!" Roy then ran off and went to change in a simple red button up shirt and blue jeans with sneaker. Your typical, looking nice and casual at the same time.

"Let's go please," he said when he got down the stairs.

Like he asked for Roy was dropped off a block before the movie theaters.

"Are you sure you I cant have any picture, can I please meet Samantha, why are you bing so stubborn about this!" Dinah was saying as he was getting out of the car.

"No Dinah, on all of them now can you please get going," Roy shooed them off.

Roy walked the rest of the block and found Samantha waiting for him. "Hey Sam, how long have you been waiting?" He said greeting her.

"Not long my dad just dropped me off, god she was embarrsing she kept wanting to meet you and insisted on-"

"Pictures, yours too?" They both laughed and then headed for inside to watch Dark Shadows (1) after

25 minutes they came out. "That movie was so stupid!" Roy said coming out of the movie theatures.

"I know what Sherlock came up with that idea?" Samantha said she then looked around and spotted an ice cream shop across the street. "Want to get ice cream or something?" Samantha asked.

"Sure, a lot better than being in there" They then headed for the ice cream shop. When they got inside Roy ordered a Sunday and Samantha ordered a ice cream with every color imaginable.

"So Samantha, I never caught you're name at the football game last week?" as that is how they met at a football game.

"Samantha Napier." She said flinching when she saw Roy start chocking.

"As in Jack Napier, as in The Joker?" He said confused.

"Yeah…he's my Uncle, was my uncle, before he had gone crazy" She said eating her ice cream.

She then starred at her ice cream and the many colors.

"You miss him don't you, the old him" Roy said more as a statement then an answer but she answered anyways.

"Yeah he was actually a good guy before the accident." She said then tried to change the subject, "Wait so did you dye your hair and why is your last name different I just noticed that? I mean Oliver QUEEN and Roy HARPER? Why is that did your mom have you and your dad didn't know?" she asked, Roy then felt uncomfortable.

"No my parents died, I'm adopted." She then started chocking on her ice cream.

"Oh God I feel like such an idiot, I am so sorry!" She tried to apologize.

"No, no it's fine, water under the bridge." He said chuckling.

"If you don't mind me asking how'd they passed away?"

"I'm not quite sure how my mother died never knew her, my father always said it was a car accident. My dad he, he was a trooper and he got shot on the job," Roy said looking down, "Not something that you want to hear when you're getting out of school. Then I went to a reservation with my teacher Brave Bow. He died trying to save me. He was the closest thing I had to a father growing up and then he died. I never thought I would have a family again, until Oliver came along."

She then looked down, "Oh I'm so sorry for you"

"Don't be you know the saying, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." He said. There was an awkward silence for a while until Roy said, "So how's your ice cream?"

NANANANAANANANANANA OLIVER AND DINAHS NANANANANANANANANANANANANNAN ANANAAN

Oliver then turned on the TV as Dinah paced the room. Since they had just dropped Roy off she had been pretty on edge and worrying herself.

"What if he doesn't have enough money or what if something bad happiness?" She said ranting.

"Nothing's going to happen, pretty bird" He said kissing her.

"BREAKING NEWS, THE BANK IS BEING ROBBED? WHERE ARE OUR HEROS BLACK CANARY AND GREEN ARROW NOW?" the tv rang out.

"Well we better get ready," Green Arrow said getting on his costume.

"Alright," Black Canary said as they raced toward the bank.

NNANANAANANANANANANANANABREA K LINE NANNANANANANANANANANANANANAN AAANAN

It was just a milled robbery nothing big to it. So when it only took five minutes at the most Canary looked around. She then saw something that brightened her day up. Roy and Samantha.

She then quickly changed her attire to civvies and headed for the shop.

"Oh no, we have to leave right now!" Roy said when he spotted her.

"Why?" Samantha said confused.

"Hey Roy, Hello you must be Samantha, I'm Dinah, Roy's surrogate mother." Dinah said coming shaking hands with Samantha. Roy put his head on the table and covered his red glowing face. How could this get any worse?

I'll have this finished when I can.