I am back! Don't kill me I have been real busy and look on the bright side I finished the chapter faster then the others in the past! Ok so maybe that's not saying much…Well on to the story based of of my friends and I at Wal-Mart
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A Day At Wal-Mart…Well their last day
Please send ideas I am running low on them! Just wanted you're attention before I really started thanks. Now on to the real story.
"so what are you guys going to do again?" Oliver asked his to innocent looking ward.
"you know just go to Wal-Mart…" He said with his best 'I'm just an innocent kid I wont get in trouble grin'
"I don't believe that every time you, Dick, Wally, and Kaulder get together you boys call trouble. You should be the real villains of the city's." Oliver retorted.
"Come on Ollie please! If you let me go I'll….I'll….I'll go to that ball you wanted me to go to next Friday without a fuss or trying to get out of it, please Ollie, please!" Roy practically begged.
Oliver then sighed and decided to let the boy go, I mean how much trouble could the four boys get into? The answer…a lot.
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"Dick, Wally, Kaulder over here!" The three said boys then turned to see their red headed friend, "Alright so do you have the list?"
Dick then held a piece of paper up in his hands, "Did you think I would forget?" he said smirking at the older boy.
Wally smirked, "This'll be awesome" he said punching his fist in the air.
"My friends, is it to late to advise not to do this what if we get into some serious trouble?" Kaulder the sensible one replied.
"Come on we are already here this will be a blast!" Roy said trying to convince his frined. Who just sighed and muttered, "I suppose," The boys then looked at the list and tried to figure out who would do what. As they did they decided to go into groups Dick and Wally would be group 'Ninja' and Roy and Kaulder would be group 'Assassin'. They were then given one walki talkie to each member and went their separate ways.
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Dick and Wally looked at what they were asighend to on the list.
"Dude," Dick said looking up to Wally as Wally looked to him, "If we don't make it back and get caught, I just want you to know….that when this is over we blame Roy." Dick said in a serious voice.
Wally then looked back at him then to the isles of the store, "Agreed, one last bro fist?" he said sticking his hand up. "One last bro fist." Dick said punching his friends fist lightly completing the bro fist. They then looked down at a separate list they had made with five listed sentences on them.
1. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bringpillows from Bed and Bath then test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
They then went into the department store and set up there tent, which came out better then they had expected. As expected many people looked at them as if they were a scorpion with two heads. Dick would casually be sitting there until someone came by then would almost shout at the top of his lungs, "HEY, HEY MRS. GET OVER HERE! Look We will let you in if you get me and my pal here some pillows…but not just any pillows we want the pillows from Bed and Bath! We will even invite you in what do you say lady?" The lady slowly backed up and looked over to what she would have guessed to be the young boys pal. He was sitting there with a fishing pole throwing it into other isles. Casually catching things form stuffed animals to an bag of marshmallows.
This went on for quite a while that was until a very angry manger started to walk their way…at that point they ran. When they were safely hidden they looked at their list again.
2.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
They looked at each other and nodded heading off to that section of the store. Dick had a Batman bike while Wally had a Flash one. They both got onto an isle that was side by side.
"Ok in 3...2...1..GO!" They then both raced down their given isles on the bikes. Wally was about to win when he was stopped by the again angry looking manager.
"What do you think you two boys are doing!" The angry man said.
"….Well Sir, we were taking a test drive on the bikes." Dick said coolly.
They then started running…again one the manager threatened to run them over with the bikes if they didn't cut it out. They then looked back at the piece of paper Wally started laughing while Dick groaned, "You have got to be kidding me."
3.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!"
Wally smirked and drapped a black cover over his shoulders, "Are you ready "Robin". he said as Dick drapped a red one over his shoulders. "As ready as I will ever be." Wally then ran up and down the isles, "Robin? Robin where are you? We need to go Robin Joker was let out again and although I defeated him countless of times before you I now depend on your help in everything!" Wally said smirking as he receded one of the rants Dick had said after a late night of patrol.
"Oh Batman here I am! I was to busy having a life that didn't consist of brooding and scaring the villains of Gotham until they cry, I am so sorry for the wait!" Dick said.
"It is alright Robin I will only make you train 5 more hours then usual! Now Robin to the Batcave!" Wally said in his best Batman impression. "Then we-ARK" Wally was suddenly grabbed by the collar not to long the younger of the to was in the same position.
"I have had enough of you two! Out of my store!" The manager had said not knowing what was going on just a few isles over….
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"Roy are you so sure that we will not be in trouble?" the Atlanian asked.
"To be honest I do not know." The archer said. The Atlanitian just sighed and looked a the list.
1:Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" (I would like to thank my Bloggers for this idea)
The two boys then got into a separate clothes line and hid as best as they could. When a lady had come by Roy stuck his head out, "LADY PICK ME, PICK ME! I LOOK GOOD IN THE FALL" Kaulder then sighed and stuck his head out.
"NO PICK ME I LOOK GREAT IN THE SUMMER CLOSSER THEN FALL!" Kaulder couldn't help it the as he started laughing at the young woman who was so confused she couldn't even speak. The lady spead down to another isle it would have made Wally cry.
"C-check that off the list Kal!" Roy said laughing. Kaldur did as instructed and then went on to the second idem on the list.
2:When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
As if it was meant to be the speaker came on, "Charles Blake you have a call on live 4, Charles Blake call on line 4"
"NO! NO the voices their back Kalduer help me there back why!" Roy said getting to his knees and holding his head.
"Roy! I swear I wont let the voices harm you again, we shall get through this, my friend." Kaldur said serious. "You are a true friend Kaldur," Roy said smiling at him, he then thought he could take this one step further "Kaldur?"
"Yes my friend," Kalder said.
"I-I never told you this…but I- I love you" (A/N NOT YAOI THEY ARE JOKING….get your mind out of the gutter) Kaldur seemed to be shocked but didn't show it for very long.
"And…I love you" he said.
"But we can never be together Kaldur my father he, he will hit me again my beloved." Roy said he almost couldn't stop himself from laughing at the faces people were making. "We shall get through this I know we can." they then walked together to across the store and fell on the floor laughing. "K-Kal you were so convincing"
"As were you my friend if I was anyone else I would have believed that performance." Kaldur said in between laughs. They then got out their list again and checked their final item.
3: follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
They decided to follow a man in his mid thirties they followed him through the sports section to the home devolment section to the cashier. They followed him so much the man started to actually sprint across the store…which in turn made the two boys run after me.
"Get away from me! Why are you two following me?" the man yelled.
"Because we have evidence to believe that you sir, are Hitler!" Roy yelled this caused everyone to turn to the man in confusion.
This went on for another twenty minutes until they found their self's in custody in the back of Walmart. Roy then looked at his fellow partners in crime, "Same time next week at Publix?"
DONE I don't think you guys know how long that took whew!
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