A/N Funny idea I came up with if the Bat-fam played BS! :) PS. Explanation of card game at bottom.

How this had happened, anyone's guess was as good as his but in three short minutes he had gone from enjoying a nice cup of herbal tea to stuck between Dick and Tim and across from Jason and Stephanie in a game known as BS, Alfred reflected solemnly.

"2 threes," Tim said placing two cards face down onto the the carpet.

"6 fours," Jason spoke without a hint of mirth.

"Ha, BS," Tim called and then his face turned to outrage as Jason turned over 6 4's with a smirk. "What! That's not even possible," seethed the hacker.

"Haven't you gotten the memo, I do the impossible, take 'em," Jason sassed back, still smirking.

Before this could turn into yet another argument, Dick quickly intervened,

"1 five."

"2 sixs," Stephanie continued the game. However just the three voices called out BS. "But how!" Stephanie exclaimed as she took the small stack.

"Your left pointer finger twitched a millimeter, Tim deadpanned back as if this was trying to explain to a 1st grader why rain didn't get trapped in the clouds.

"2 sevens," Alfred stated, reaching down to place the cards down. Tim looked suspiciously for a moment before placing an eight of his own.

"2 nines," Jason declared. Eyes quickly found each other and words passed silently.

"BS," Dick said, "We have all the twos," he explained, indicating himself, Tim, and Stephanie. Jason grumbled but took the cards anyway.

"1 ten," Dick continued.
"I think he's lying," Stephanie stated.

"Then call him!" demanded Tim.

"You call him."

"It was your idea!"

"Yeah, but he looks so innocent," Stephanie groaned.

"That's how he always looks even as he says he didn't eat the last cookie," Tim argues as Dick attempted to look offended. Stephanie eventually broke and placed

"One jack."

Dick grinned and announced peanut butter and Stephanie shot dagger eyes.

"1 queen," Alfred intoned and Tim quickly placed a nonofficial king.

"Wait a moment Master Tim, I do believe I have won," Alfred stated as eight eyes widened in surprise. Maybe this game could be fun, he reflected, smiling.

Hope you liked it, it was fun to write. For any who don't know BS is a card game where the objective of the game is to lose all your cards as you and your friends take turns trying to pass off, truthfully or no, one or more cards in numerical order.