Chapter 3: Why… Yuuki is hated by very many furries… that ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!
A'ight! I'm a roll!
So I got three reviews IN ONE DAY. WHICH MADE ME FUCKING HAPPY. So yea bitches! Monday morning COMPLETE!
Which is awesome because I had a test first period… but then sucked b/c I have a concert tomorrow/Tuesday for when I post this… then I have a choir event Thursday… lemme elaborate.
Ima crossover. This weird person who spends 45 mins in one music class the other 45 mins in another. I chose orchestra… and choir.
BECAUSE I LOVE TO SING~! Yeah.
I was actually singing that aloud. Anyways yeah. So my first orc concert is up… and then I have a choir event for this medallion thingy… let's just say I'm performin this week.
You wanna know a funny part?
In Qt2 I have FOUR CONCERTS! Yeah my life sucks ass!
But back to this. So… I'm a musical person. I've recently discovered this and I'm happy. Teaching myself base flying solo, playing VIOLA and singing alto bitches~!
None of you are bitches. I love you all to death. Now lemme get to those review responses.
Irmina: I love you! NO ZERO WILL NOT DIE! I HINTED HE WAS MAGICAL! THIS PAIRING GOT ME INTO YAOI (not that you knew that) SO NEVER EVER EVER! Um… this will be explained later on actually. So don'na worry about anything. This chappie will help you, and no I'ma no trying ta kill any of my fav chars. All shall be explained(ish).
Chapter 3: Why we want to kill Yuuki (I might as well make this 50 ways that we can all hate Yuuki that literally all of my chap names. Tee hee. On with my work!
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Yuuki… was living the life.
She had Kaname at her beck and call and made him do things for her that were explicit and crude at best. She had debated making him have sex with her; however her spell would go against that. No, she would wait until their wedding night, make him remember and shut him down from there. Cruel, but oh-so perfect.
It was an amazing plan. She just had to wait for these idiots to prepare her perfect wedding is all.
Then make Kaname kill Zero.
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(Going over to Zero. I think he will mostly be in this chappie)
I couldn't believe this!
This… this complete stranger has the audacity to come turn me into… a fucking swan for Pete's sake then dump me off in the royal hunting ground, before revealing her whole plan?
It was… it was so cliché!
I mean talk about having a super villain reveal the whole plot to the protagonist! This wasn't a story setting, but what kind of idiot does that?
I let out an uncontrollable honk, before using my webbed foot to turn over a rock in place of kicking it. Seriously, what was with villains these days?! Nothing original.
From her stupid actions, and revealing of her name, did Yuuki soon-to-be Kuran make it very clear that Kaname was hers. Unbelievable. I liked to consider myself far from a fool- despite not getting any proper indication, it didn't take me long to realize that she would probably have me killed or take Kaname away from me and imprison him.
So… as a bird could someone please explain to me, WHAT TH E HELL I AM SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS?
This time did I release an irritated squawk, my wings flapping up and down rapidly. This truly was a horrible dilemma.
The acute sound of pitter patters and soft chatter made Zero's long neck curl up some as he tried to listen in.
"Did you hear…? New one… Yuuki finally doing it…" the soft, yet harsh voice of a woman said.
"Of course! Do you take me for an idiot?" The second, by the sound of his voice, he was younger than Zero.
"Idiot! Shut up… can hear you…" the female trailed off.
"Pfft as if he already didn't," a third, more mature voice replied immediately shushing the others up.
Zero decided to take action, "Is someone there?" He asked out, waiting to see how the trio would respond.
The wood was silent, given from the wind howling around the trees. Zero tensed in his animal form- ready to take action for any possible threats.
"Ah quit giving one another that glare and go out there already. Idiots," the older voice say, and two furry animals were thrust from the bushes. One was a very small chipmunk while the other was a weasel.
"I'm the idiot?! Look at her then!" the weasel spat out at the chipmunk pointing a stubby finger at her, "She's a complete and utter fool!"
The chipmunk gasped, "Me?! Are you kidding yourself? Of course I'm the better one- why Kain loves me the most."
This made the weasel growl, "He's mine already! Back off!"
"Can in- both of you. You're giving me a headache," A bright red fox appeared from the bushes and sent a silencing glare at the two smaller animals making them shut up instantly.
Zero was incredibly baffled. This was a truly weird sight to see.
"Yo, swanny boy over there." The fox casually addressed Zero making him jump a little bit, "What's your name?"
"Z-zero," he stuttered out, still trying to comprehend what was going on around him.
"Uh huh, so you're the new addition to the forest? The ex-human Yuuki turned?"
"You know Yuuki?!" Zero shouted out in shock.
"We did. Before she turned into a traitorous backstabbing-bitch is all," The weasel said with malice and hatred. "Her audacity knows no bounds."
Zero snorted out of happiness, "Thank God! I'm not alone on this!"
"Oh? What'd she do to you?"
"Well-!" Zero was about to tell his story when he was interrupted by a familiar sound of a female swan shouting.
"Kain, Aidou, Ruka!"
"Sayori-san," The fox, Kain was it, replied before picking up Aidou by the scruff of his neck.
"It was nice meeting you, Zero," Kain muffled. "I think we might need to talk about this later. I happen to not want my butt on fire."
"What are you talking about?"
"Sayori. She can be very scary at times," the weasel explained for the fox. "Oh! By the way when the sun comes up, I suggest for you to hide. That's normally when the hunters come out and seeing a pretty swan such as yourself… well they won't hesitate to shot you."
"Shot me?!" Zero was baffled by the weasel's words.
"Their only goal is to maim," the chipmunk finished dashing back into the bush with the weasel and fox in tow.
So… Zero had to find a hiding spot? He did stand out considering he was a swan compared to a dark forest. Light versus shadows.
Taking heed of the advice he was given, Zero flapped his wings gaining air before flying near the top of the trees.
It wouldn't hurt him to look for a spot above would it?
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(On to Sayori's group! BTW DID ANY OF YOU NOTICE WHAT I DID WITH RUKA? Chipmunks are annoying so she's annoying get it? Ha, I really liked doing that. Onwards!)
"I won't ask again!" the irritated squawking of a swan was distasteful to the peaceful background, "Get over here you three! I'll lock you out!"
"We're coming, we're coming sheesh!" Kain replied, no longer have Aidou in his mouth again, "You really to take a bath."
"Do you even know how hard it is to take a bath when I'm a weasel? Our coats aren't like yours, foxy boy!"
"Mmm… you should use that one in bed," Kain replied, nipping Aidou's ear softly.
"You horndog!"
"You know you love it," Kain winked, making the weasel blush profoundly.
"You two! Save it when we're in the cave. Now get in already," Ruka scolded hurrying past them into the dark depths of their home.
"Whatever, Ruka," Aidou huffed scurrying in to follow her. "Come on, Kain!"
"Just a moment, I need to talk to Sayori!" Kain yelled back.
"Whatever, but make it quick!"
"Sure!" Kain yelled one last time, but turning to face Sayori.
Sayori… was a pure white swan. There was no doubt that she was one of the most magnificent creatures in the forest. She was like a radian star.
"What is it, Kain? Something troubling you?" Sayori took the initiative to start this conversation- in hopes of getting it over with.
"There's another one," He whispered, trying to keep his voice low so that no other animals could hear them.
"What do you mean?" Sayori whispered back, her tone eager and serious.
"Yuuki branded a man, Zero, into a swan. We heard about it and tried to find him. Luckily we did- I gave him some advice to hide for the night."
Smack.
A white feathered wing hit the fox on the head, "You fool! What if he's like us? There's no way he could make it out there for one night!"
"Well what else was I supposed to do? Take him in, and hope he doesn't do anything?! He could be a spy, Sayori! He should survive the night, I'll bring him here to talk with you in the morning. I'm not taking any chances with this one." Both stood there in silence, with the wind blowing their fur and feathers into red and white waves.
"Fine, get your ass in there. If he dies and he's innocent- I'm blaming it on you," She stalked into the cave, not bothering to wait for Kain.
"I was prepared to take that responsibility anyhow," he shrugged following her.
Just in time to, because the sun had risen and the fierce sound of hounds barking was heard. A massive boulder in front of the cave shook- sliding in front to keeps its inhabitants safe from looming threats.
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(Back to Zero! He's looking for a place to hide! Don't worry- I won't kill 'him' yet! Fufufufufufufu –evil laugh-)
"You've got to be kidding me! There's no one in this hole! What do you mean I can't stay in it?" Zero honked at a rather rude squirrel who was trying to shoo him away.
"No acorns, no room!" He said in a harsh demanding voice.
"Well too bad!" Zero had been arguing with this little pest for too long- he was ready to extend his wings and knock him off the tree branch.
"I'm warning you- no ACORNS no ROOM!"
"Too bad!" He answered enraged with this man's attitude. He extended his wings and whacked the squirrel off the tree, "You were asking for it buddy!"
"You freaking swan! Get your ass down here and fight me like a- HOLY SHIT!" Zero looked down and saw that where the squirrel had landed was a hunter pointing his gun in a random direction. Knowing this man was a clear threat did Zero scurry into the hole, large enough for him to curl up and hear all the ongoing noises of the day.
There was the peaceful, happy sounds of various critters talking with one another and the bird singing in their different keys creating a symphonic orchestra. Those sounds almost made Zero drift off to sleep.
However then would the nasty sounds of guns shooting and dogs barking then trampling over the forest's ground made him cringe. He never really did like squirrels. The one he knocked off the tree was smart enough to get back up (and hopefully not mess with him) and be perfectly safe. It was rather rude of him to do so; but he was perfectly fine with it. He never fancied those rats with fuzzy tails- squirrels. They liked to pick away at his garden.
All day did both of them switch on and off, soothing noises to the harsh reverberate of hunters doing their business.
Truly an unharmonious day.
Zero didn't even know he had drifted off until the soft repeated pattern of claws scratching woke him up.
He blinked many times in this state, recovering from his previous spell of drowsiness. Zero let out a yawn that was more of a very out of tune honk.
He was deathly silent upon seeing what was on the branch.
A silver cougar that was larger than him and could easily kill him in a few hits. The funny part was that Zero was utterly trapped. He put his beak down so that he could somewhat directly stare at the cougar who had stopped moving. Both animals having a stand-off with only two options: escape or die. In Zero's case that was.
Behind the cougar did the sun move ever so slightly and it showed the beast's beautiful masculinity. However it did blind Zero and by the time would the sun move would Zero be dead.
Zero launched himself out of the hole, immediately spreading out his wings and jumping off. He glided before flapping his wings ready to flee from the predator.
Moving quickly with determination did Zero looking behind himself after a while. He was painfully greeted with the cougar still on his tail, jumping from branch to branch.
How can an animal like that move so quickly? Let alone stay on the treetops for so long! His mind was in overdrive. Trying to think of ways he could escape this dreaded situation.
The cougar couldn't get him if he flew above the tree tops. The tops of the trees wouldn't support its weight regardless would he be able to catch Zero. It was brilliant!
Zero, following his plan, flapped his wings harder, pushing himself upwards. His continued trying to gain elevation so that he could escape this chaser.
The silver swan entered a place between the green tips of trees and the end of clouds with nothing, but blue skies. He stopped and hovered taking in the sights around him. It was a mystical place that only birds could see. What a gift to have wings!
It didn't last long as Zero was tackled with a bigger feathered beast, beady yellow eyes, and a sharp beak.
The bigger bird settled its claws into Zero's back making him cry out in pain and immobilize his flight movement. What he didn't understand was a hawk eating a swan. If that was even possible.
Being reduced to not moving, Zero only looked around him, trying to see where this blasted bird brain was taking him.
The hawk was taking the swan in the opposite direction and was slowly descending. The silver swan desperately hoped that he wouldn't run into the cougar again because he wouldn't be able to move. Fearful, Zero closed his eyes, not wanting to see if that furry predator was coming after him again.
Suddenly did the hawk start to swerve making him know that they were below the trees once more. It took some time for the swan to register that the cougar was below them, jumping around as if it and the hawk had the same destination in mind.
Zero would be biting his lips if he could.
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Soon did the hawk come to a very small clearing that was completely surrounded by trees and next to a cliff-side. A small opening with a boulder big enough to cover the opening stood next to it. Various animals were standing in front of it.
Suddenly the hawk landed and Zero was let go on the ground. He ruffled the feathers on his back trying to get a feeling back from that spot. He was successful, but didn't go without noticing some of feathers were removed. Just watching them float to the ground was painful enough.
Zero took a quick look at all the other animals. He saw Kain, Ruka the chipmunk, Aidou the weasel, a wolf, a rabbit, another swan such as himself, but pure white, the hawk Rima, and the previous cougar.
"Rima!" the swan scolded harshly, "I told you to be careful!"
"Sorry, Sayori-san," Rima bowed her head in apology.
"Hmph! You shouldn't be telling this to me! Tell it to the poor lad!"
No was Zero utterly confused.
A swan ordering a hawk around. What were the odds of that even possibly happening? Rima apologized to Zero nonetheless though.
"Wha- Hold on! What the hell is going on here?"
"Oh! I'm terribly sorry how rude of myself! My name is Sayori Hiou," The swan said, waving around one wing. "I'm Yuuki's sister."
DUN DUN DUN!
Me: OMFG SORRY FOR LEAVING ALL OF YOU! Argh! My bio partner was a dick and finals came up! Sowwy! I even wanted to post another chappie, but that didn't happen! AUGH! I HATE IT WHEN MY PLANS ARE RUINED!
Kisame: I'm angry at you.
Me: You're angry at everything (but Nokia)
Kisame: True.
Me: I know! GAH! Okay I'll try my hardest to post two chappies soon! I wanted to explain stuff for MY REVIEWER OF THE UPDATE IRIMA! SHOUTOUTS DUDE! I wanted to explain stuff but it didn't happen.
Me: yeah I know this chapter is Zero-centric. But you all love him! Otherwise why wouldn't you be here?
Roderick: I know right? He's so cute?"
Me: Uh Rod? –pokes shoulder-
Roderick: What?
Me: Look behind you –Roderick looks behind him to see a teary eyed Jax my hopeless romantic and naïve alter ego-
Roderick: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Me: -shoves Roderick- Go not be a dick and apologize! Ne, Review please.
Jax: Do so!