Uryu's POV
"I hate you so much, Rukia Fucking Kuchiki," I grumbled as I carried six bentos through the hallways of this very large school. It's not big as in "I don't know where the hell I'm going", but more like a "This place needs to have a built-in teleporter before my feet give out and I die a virgin" kind of big. Seriously, I thought the Student Council President would cut me at least a little slack! This is my second day here! But noooo! Uryu Ishida's first job as the President's assistant is to get the lunch that the aforementioned idiot forgot to bring for the rest of the council. We were all gathered on the roof when she, and I quote, "made a big woopsie" and forgot to mention that the food was still downstairs in the cafeteria. So, what do I do after about a million death threat? I carried myself down those swollen asscracks these people call stairs just to get some damn food. Don't think of this as me being lazy! Why don't you try doing involuntary exercise all day?
Just as I was about to make the ever so important turn to the stairwell, I just had to bump into someone's shoulder and spill three of the six bentos to the ground. My heart stopped when I saw the contents spread across the ground and onto this moron's... black high heels? "Watch it, you idiot!" I growled out. I then heard a loud huff and the shoe kick some rice on my shoes. "You watch it! I just bought these yesterday! Wait... aren't you the new student everyone's talking about?" the very annoying female asked me with a slick smile on her face. Does she not see three lunches rotting on the ground? Does she not know how much walking I have to do now? This is not the time to be socializing! "Yeah, so what," I answered. The girl giggled. "I was just wondering what it's like having your head stuck up the Student Council President's ass," Ok, now that was uncalled for. How did she know I was Rukia's assistant? I just got the job today! "It feels the same way as your seriously fat legs in those jeans you're wearing; suffocating," I sneered back. "Now, if you don't mind I have to take these lunches-"
"Oh! Do you mean these lunches, too?" Before I could even realize what she had meant, I suddenly felt a cold sensation on my back. This... she did not just... "What in the hell was that for?" I scream at her. "Rangiku, that was so mean!" another girl said, standing beside her. Oh, so this is this school's version of Hallibel... Her breasts aren't as big as hers, but I can kinda see the similarities. "She called my thighs fat, Hime! You know how I've tried to lose weight..." The two girls blabbered on and I was on the verge of snapping both of their necks. My feet stomped forward, fists clenched at my side, and I was ready to whoop some ass. Of course, Ryuken always told me to never hit a girl... But this wasn't a girl, this was a bitch. There's a distinct difference! "Oh, I think the scrawny tramp wants to fight!" Rangiku cooed. Scrawny? Did she just call me scrawny? "I'm gonna-" Two hands suddenly wrapped themselves around my waists. My inital thought was that this was Ichigo, but we have different lunch times. Plus these hands are rough and dark, the complete opposite of Ichigo's. So, who is this guy?
"I'll help you get more lunch, Uryu. Just ignore her and come with me," The owner of the hands said to me. First of all, it's not like I had a choice in the matter! This big brute decided to pick me up and throw me over his shoulder like I was a sack of potatoes! "Excuse me! I'm wearing a skirt, you know!" I shouted, punching at his surprisingly strong back.
Then, something hit me. "Hey! How do you know my name, you brute?" I squeaked when he adjusted my body to a more supposedly comfortable spot. I wanted off, not comfy! "Rukia introduced you to Hitsugaya-sensei's class yesterday. Rumors have been going around about you. Those people refused to believe that you were a male," I sighed as he said that. That was to be expected. "My name's Sado, but people call me Chad," he says as he took us away from a ranting Rangiku. Well, who asked you for your name?! "I'll take you back to Rukia and then I'll get the lunches back," My eyes lit up at that. If this guy was offering me a free ride up those dreadful steps, then he isn't such a bad guy! "Gee, thanks Chad! But, why are you helping me?" I mentally slapped myself. Damn it, Uryu! Don't question the big man's selflessness! It'll save you the ache in the legs. "Ichigo and Keigo seem to really like you," Great. Just freaking Great.