Uryu's POV
Aaah, yes! It is the moment I've waiting has finally come. It's finally Saturday! Yesterday, Rukia and the council kept going on and on about me messing up this date somehow. Where has their faith in me gone, you ask? In my panther, Szayel. They all think Ichigo's going to be more interested in him than me. That may have gotten to me a bit and I may or may not have told them all about my little make-out session with Ichigo. I was pissed off and I made a mistake, ok? Don't judge. Chizuru and Rukia kicked my ass while the guys sat back and watched. Did I mention that they almost ruined a perfectly good sundress? Geez, if I wasn't so psyched about this date...
Anyways, I called Ichigo's house and asked him what time he wanted to meet up with Szayel and I. "Oh, around noon. Why don't we meet up at the park near my place?" he'd said. Damn my body for waking myself up at nine! Who in the hell can get the perfect first date outfit put together in less than three hours. This was a serious matter, so I called someone who could help me. When Ryuken scolded me for waking me up at an obscure hour in the morning, I called Szayel. "Don't worry, Angelface! I've got the perfect outfit for ya! Send me your address and I'll be there in a few!" I wanted to tell him that I've sent him my damn address over a million times, but he had hung up already. So, I went into an ultimate meltdown. Dresses, skirts, and makeup supplies were tossed about in random combinations all over my room. Each one I created looked liked a clown coughed it up. What in the hell was I to do? Well, the most logically thing for me to do was to go into my closet first. Then I would take a seat in a corner and sulk. Luckily, I was not ready to give up just yet! Uryu Ishida will not be defeated by his clown clothes!
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Ichigo's POV
Well, I finally admitted to my sisters that I was going on a date with Uryu. "It was that ass, wasn't it?" Karin asked. "I understand completely. The other Ishida has it, too. That's probably why Daddy stayed with him so long," Yuzu agreed. I understood why Karin said something like that, but sweet little Yuzu. Karin has corrupted her and I'm not liking this. They picked out an outfit plus cologne for me to wear. Well, that saved me an hour and gave me the time to call Renji and tell him what time I decided to meet Uryu and Szayel. His exact response was, "Damn, Ichigo! Can't you let me sleep?". After his lazy temper tantrum, he agreed to come to my place around eleven. Right now it's ten thirty and I believe Yuzu is going to make breakfast for me. I guess I could help her out now.
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Uryu's POV
Ok, so I ended up sitting in my closet and sulking anyway. Ryuken tried to get me out, but I wasn't having it. He actually offered to give me some of his clothes. No offense to my father, but he dresses like a priest on the daily and that is not ok. I had no choice but to wait until my panther, who said he was going to show up two hours ago! We had one hour until we were going to meet Ichigo and whoever he chose for my friend and where in the hell was he? I tried calling him, but he never answered. He probably lost the address again. At least, that seemed like the most logical answer. A few minutes later, I hear someone shout from downstairs, "ANGELFACE! I HAVE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!" Hopping from my spot in the closet, I ran downstairs to see Szayel in a pink nightgown and holding two plastic bags in his hands. "What the... is that what I think it is?" He couldn't possibly have gotten those out for my first date with strawberry. "Oh yesh it is, my angel. Change into these and we'll have our heartwarming reunion later, alright?" he ordered, shoving the bag in my face. "No arguments, Ishida,"
On my first date (well, my and Szayel's first double date), Szayel came up with the brilliant idea that we should wear the same thing. So, me being the idiot I was back in those days, I went with it. There was no problem with it, at first. The outfit consisted of a black sweatshirt that read "He's with me", a black and gray polka-dotted skirt, black tights, and slippers. We were so close during those times, the guys sometimes got the wrong idea and thought that we were together. We've been down that road and we're definitely not going back.
"Szayel, I don't even think I can still fit this," I protested, handing the bag back to him. He frowned at me, poking at my glasses in fury. "Ishida, you obviously couldn't think of something to wear, so I chose something for you! Now, go before we're late for this date you've set up,"
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Ichigo's POV
Renji came after I had finished eating the best omelets ever made by my baby sister. We talked for a bit, probably to get rid of our nervous jitters. Before we knew it, it was exactly twelve o'clock. We argued over whose car we were going to take. I had to remind this idiot that I didn't have a car yet and getting in my old man' smelly car was a definite no-no. He huffed and puffed and threw another tantrum as we piled into his car. "Shut up, Ren," I huffed back at him. "Your truck is just fine!"
"That doesn't mean anything,"
"Yeah, whatever you big baby,"
Surprisingly, when we got to the park, Uryu and who I assumed was Szayel were already there waiting for us. Another surprise, they were wearing matching outfits. I'm guessing that a thing that they have... It's weird, but they both looked good. Ren's eyes were glued to Szayel. We haven't even pulled into the parking lot yet. "Damn, Ren!" I laugh at him. "Can we at least get through introductions first before you strip him with your eyes?" A faint blush ran across his face. "Shaddup, Strawberry,"
Renji and I quickly got out of the car and walked quickly, some would call it urgently running but I disagree completely, over to where Uryu and his friend were sitting. "I hope you two didn't have to -"
"Really? Renji the meathead?" Szayel cut me off, staring Renji up and down. "I did my research on all of Karakura's rugby boys and this is the best you can offer," Renji's fists clenched together. "My name is Renji Abarai," he introduced himself through gritted teeth. "How about you show me that you're worth my time and I'll introduce myself properly? Sound good?" He flipped his pink hair and looked at me. "Oooh~! I don't mind doing the tango with you, my darl-" Uryu covered his mouth. "Szayel, stop being a prude!" Szayel reply was muffled by his hand. "I don't care, didn't you say you like a guy in tattoos?"
Szayel pushed Uryu away from him. "Fine, I'll give the meaty a chance," he sighed, standing beside said meaty. Uryu mimicked his sigh and slouched back on the bench. "So, where are we headed, boys?" I smiled. They both will the idea I came up with. "There's this band in the Las Noches District called 'Las Espadas' and I got tickets to their next gig. If we hurry now we should make it in time," My smile faded when I saw a terrified go through Uryu's eyes. Szayel noticed and started stroking his hand. "You'll be fine, Angel. You'll be fine," he whispered to him. That's when I began to wonder "What in the hell did I just do?"
Is it bad that I completely forgot about this story? Hehehehe... I had lots of stuff to do, don't judge my life. Anyways, the link to Szayel and Uryu's outfits are on my profile~! Thank youu very much!