Chapter 8
(the Possible house)
Jim and Tim were walking on home from their friend's house when they came to the house to get some supplies for one of their devices.
Jim: "Are you sure that the animal transformer locator..."
Tim: "...is working? I dunno, but wanna find out?"
Jim: "Sure!"
Their locator began to beep rapidly when they came to their house.
Tim: "Could it be..."
Jim: "...an Animal Transformation Machine?"
The genius brothers gasped in awe at the Animal Transformation Machine, a potential tool in their arsenal of tormenting their big sister.
Tim: (looks in a magazine of inventions) Yep...looks like it.
Jim: I think we should...
Tim: ...totally use it...
Jim: ...against big sis!
The Tweebs then looked at the control panel, but there were no animal dials missing. They looked through the compartments for the dians until they found one underneath the control panel and there they were: animals that they could transform their big sister into.
Tim: "Which animal would be...
Jim: "...perfect for our sister?"
Tim: "I think it should be one..."
Jim: "...totally opposite to her motto..."
Tim "...that she can do anything!"
Jim: "We need to find an animal for her..."
Tim: "...that usually does nothing!"
They scoured through the compartment for an animal relating to their ideal concept. Jim was the one who found the animal dial of a platypus.
Jim: "Perfect! The platypus is the perfect animal...
Tim: "...to transform our sister into!"
Jim: "However, they are the only mammal..."
Tim: "...that can lay eggs!"
Jim: "Still, it would be humiliating for her..."
Tim: "...date with Josh this evening!"
Jim: "Tonight, he's going to kiss the lips..."
Tim: "...of a platypus!"
Jim then put in the platypus dial and set the coordinates for their sister, unaware of what was happening in her own front yard. The Animal Transformation Machine fired once across town from Middleton to Danville.
Kim, Monique and Candace were upstairs. Monique was trying to help Candace in selecting an outfit, but it was indeed a challenge.
"What?! You mean you have ten of the same outfit?" the fashionista exclaimed.
"Duh, yeah, Monique!" Candace said, rolling her eyes. "Do you think this red top-white dress is good or is it the other red top-white dress combo that I should wear to the dance!"
"My answer is neither, Candace!" Monique exclaimed. "What I think is the best outfit for you is a tank-top designer-jean combo courtesy of Club Banana!"
"And whatever you do..." Kim suggested, giving Candace a piece of fashion advice, "...don't buy them from Smarty-Mart!"
Candace just look at Monique and Kim blankly.
"Um...you do have a Club Banana at your mall, right?" Kim questioned.
"I...sometimes walk past it when I go to the mall with Stacy." came the reply from Candace.
"Girl! You're missing out on the latest fashions at CB!" Monique exclaimed, "The light colors and bangles are in this summer! It would be pefect for you to go to the dance in that outfit! Since I'm an employee there, I can give you a discount there!"
"Still not tempted..." Candace grunted, closing her eyes and closing the closet door.
Then Kim remembered what Candace mentioned downstairs about her crush.
"I think Jeremy would like you in a tank top and some designer jeans!"
Candace was immediately on the hook for the new outfit.
"Sold!"
"Okay, now that we got her on board, all we need to do is to get a ride there." Kim said.
However, she shuddered at that thought of Bonnie insulting her on the way to the mall.
She changed her mind, "On second thought, Monique, why don't you and Candace go with Bonnie to the mall? I'll stay home and watch her brothers."
"Um...why are you stayin' behind, girl?" Monique asked.
"To escape myself from being stuck on Humiliation Island with Bonnie, Monique. That's why!" Kim snarked. She had had enough of Bonnie's humiliating stories of her rival for one day.
"So...when did you and Bonnie first become rivals, Kim?" Candace questioned.
"It all started in junior high and a wet floor that I slipped on accidentally in the cafeteria. I managed to save almost all of the food." Kim explained the origins on her very first day of 7th grade.
"Almost all of the food?" Candace asked, perplexed.
"Let's just say that Bonnie doesn't like to eat spaghetti for an obvious reason!" Kim replied, seeing the image of Bonnie screaming with spaghetti noodles in her brunette hair.
"Um...Kim, aren't you forgetting one thing?" Monique questioned. "Bonnie's car is out of gas!"
Candace thought of a brilliant idea and shouted, "My dad has an extra gas container that he uses for the lawnmower and in case of emergencies when we run out of gas on the highway!"
"Then that'll have to do." Monique replied. "I'll help Candace with her fashion outfit problems, you and Ron'll take care of Phineas and Ferb!"
Kim nodded her head as Candace and Monique walked out of the room.
"Well...it seems like I've averted a humiliation crisis..."
A beam suddenly shot through the open window and began to zap Kim.
"What's happening to me?!"