Chapter 11

Candace put the platypused Kim into a dog kennel and locked it. The stench of platypus vomit was still strong on her Mary Janes.

"Now, Kim, you are going to sit there and think about what you've done to my shoes!" Candace shouted.

"But it wasn't my...!" Kim exclaimed, trying to come up with something that would calm Canadce.

But Candace interrupted her, "Sorry, Kim! But I now have to add some brown boots to my list of clothes to buy for the date with Jeremy this evening!"

"But what about me?!" Kim bitterly protested.

Candace said nothing but just left Kim there. Bonnie opened up the garage door and said, "Are you ready, Candace? I used your dad's lawnmower container to fill up my car. It'll have enough to at least get us to the nearest gas station to fill up first before our shopping excursion."

"Then that'll be good enough! Okay! I'm ready, Bonnie!" Candace smiled before grabbing her purse and glaring at Kim, "And you BETTER stay there before I get back!"

Candace left Kim there in the kennel as she and Bonnie went into the garage. Bonnie, however, looked at Candace's vomit-smelling shoes and suggested something.

"Oh and, Candace?"

"Yeah, Bonnie?" Candace asked.

"I'd strongly recommend that you swap out those dirty things for another good pair of shoes." Bonnie said, pointing to the still-smelly shoes.

"I believe I have an emergency pair of black flats in the closet." Candace replied.

"Well, what are you waiting for?"

"I'll be right back!" Candace exclaimed, rushing up as fast as she could to her room.

When she reached her room, she noticed Ron looking through her bed.

"Um...excuse me, loser? What the heck are you doing in my room?"

"I'm trying to find Kim's Kimmunicator!" came the reply from Ron, searching through the sheets on the bed.

"Rufus, how are we coming on the mirror?"

Rufus came out with lipstick on his face and replied with a squeaking "Nuh-huh..." and continued looking.

"The Keme..Kimi...Kimu...what? Are you trying to speak in gibberish?" Candace asked, being confused on how to say the word for Kim's most famous gadget. And then she saw Rufus at her vanity and demanded, "And can you get that pink gross thing out of my makeup area?" She put Rufus on the bed.

"Her Kimmunicator, Candace!" Ron replied, "It's what she uses to receive her missions against the bad guys like Drakken, Duff Kiligan, and Professor Dementor!"

"Fighting against freakos?" Candace dismissed the notion, "Sooo totally lame! I would totally chip a nail if that were to happen to me!"

"It's not lame, Candace! It's totally exciting...with the exception of me losing my pants all the time...and the villains not remembering my name..."

Candace scoffed but reluctantly joined in on the search for the Kimmunicator. She opened the top drawer and got it out.

"Looking for this, loser?" she sneered, tossing the Kimmunicator into Ron's hands.

Ron caught it and said. "Oh yeah! I must've misplaced it there earlier!"

"There you go! Now get out of my room!" Candace demanded, pointing out the door.

"Sheesh!" Ron muttered, "I was only trying to help!"

"Yeah...you and your rodent helping in making a complete mess of my room! Out! Out! Out!"

Ron groaned and headed out of Candace's room, Kimmunicator in hand.

"Phew...that was close! Now...to get my emergency black flats!"

She opened the closet, spotted her black flats and grabbed them. Candace went back into the garage to meet back up with Bonnie.

"So you got the flats?" the brunette asked.

"They are on my feet and ready to go!" Candace proclaimed.

"Sweet! Let's get to Club Banana and improve your wardrobe for your date tonight!" Bonnie grinned, "I have my driver's license ready to go!"

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Ron ran downstairs, Kimmunicator in hand. Rufus was crawling right behind him.

"KP! KP! You around?" he yelled.

Kim, from the dog kennel, screamed, "Ron! Right here!"

Ron sprinted to the kennel and gasped, "KP?! What happened to you ?!" He opened up the kennel door to let Kim out.

"Oh, thanks, Ron! And as for what happened, let's just say I left my opinon of eating disgusting and gorchy platypus food on Canadce's shoes!" Kim uttered.

"What was in that platypus food anyways?" Ron wondered.

"You don't wanna know..." Kim shivered.

She also added, "Did you get the Kimmunicator for me?"

Ron showed it to her.

"Now...get Wade on screen!"

He pressed the 'on' button on the Kimmunicator as Wade came online.

"Hey, Kim..." Wade said, his eyes glued to the monitor, "What's up?"

"Wade! All you have to do is look at me!"

He turned around and just stared in amazement.

"Kim?! Is that you ?!"

"Duh..." Kim muttered, "Of course its me!"

"No...that can't be possible?!" Wade shouted. "This has to be some sort of mistake!"

"What are you doing, Wade?" Kim wondered.

"Running a scan on you, Kim!" Wade replied before getting the results of the scan. He was speechless at the results.

"It shows that your DNA has mingled with that of a platypus!"

"It's obvious, Wade! One minute, I was human! And then somehow, a beam hit me, and now I've become a platypus! What's worse is that my date with Josh is six hours away! I can't afford for him to see me like this!"

She then asked, "Wade, can you trace the direction where that beam that hit me came from?"

"I can figure it out in less than 30 seconds!" Wade confidently replied.

"Please and thank you!"

Wade worked as fast as he could on the computer to determine the direction of the mysterious beam of light that hit Kim.

"Okay...according to the coordinates, the beam that hit you originated from..." Wade said, reading off the screen. "Wow! I didn't expect this!"

"Where did it come from?" Kim insisted.

"Your house!" Wade answered, turning the computer screen to the Possible house.

"Weird...usually, it would be from a villain's lair..." Kim observed, looking at the screen.

Then she turned her eyes to a part of a machine.

"Wade, tilt the camera to the left! There's something fishy about that machine!"

Wade turned the camera that was lodged in the Possible mailbox to the left.

And Kim was shocked at what she saw. She saw the Tweebs high-fiving each other next to the machine!"

"Those...little...BEASTS!" Kim growled, "Wade...what's that machine?!"

Wade typed in the specifics and said, "According to its basic structure and design, that is an Animal Transformer Machine and the dials officially read platypus!"

Finally connecting the dots, Kim yelled as loud as she could.

"TWWWEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBSSSSS!"