Uryu's POV

People will never able to look at me the same way after that horrifying stunt Keigo pulled earlier. I can hear the jokes from all the other students already! No, wait, that's just my so-called "friends" in the Student Council. Kon and Mizuiro were laughing up a storm while they thought I wasn't looking, but the girls didn't even try to hide it. "Oh my god! You're totally screwed, Uryu!" Rukia giggled. "No, Rukia! It's Umeko, remember?" Chizuru said, causing them both to howl back at me. "Ichigo made up that name up, not me. He doesn't want Keigo to know that he plays for the other team," I sigh, trying to ignore all the laughter. They all stopped suddenly. When I turned around, they were all giving me these terrifying death glares. "Eek! What?" I squeaked. Rukia's hand clenched into a tight fist. "That bastard! How can he lie like that?" she growled out. "I'll kill him dead!"

"Rukia's right! If he thinks he's gonna date you while staying in the closet, then he's got another thing coming!" Kon interjected.

I stood up quickly. "Guys, calm down! Ichigo said he plans on coming out to the team soon! I swear!"

That didn't seem to calm down the killing intent in their eyes, but they backed down. "He hurts you Uryu, and he'll have to deal with us," Chizuru said. The others muttered in agreement, even Mizuiro! I believe this is the Student Council's way of saying "You're one of us now, Uryu. Deal with it." Ok, that makes me a little happy.

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Again, I don't understand rugby at all. Why are people so worked up over it? Also, just why do these Hueco Mundo guys look like they're out for blood? Rugby wasn't popular when I went to school there, so what's with the hostility? The only thing that I was really paying attention to throughout the last half of the game was my own imagination. My thoughts drifted from "How would Ichigo look in a jockstrap?" to "What would our kids look like?". Yes, you rational humans, I'm fully aware that there's no way for two men to produce offspring naturally. The thought of it is rather calming and fluffy, so don't kill it!

A loud whistle brought me down from my thoughts. The coach from Hueco Mundo's side was substituting one of his injured players for another… Yammy?! My eyes widened as I saw my old friend/fellow Espadas groupie. "Oh my goodness!" I squealed happily. "I forgot Yammy played rugby! He used to spend so much time with wrestling team!"

"Don't socialize with the enemy!" Rukia scolded. "That's treason and you'll be forced to clean up the clubroom after school,"

That shut me up really quick. The Student Council's clubroom was one of the biggest rooms in the school. There's no way I'm cleaning it!

"What about Shuuhei?" Kon asked, pointing at our friend. "He's practically eye-banging that large dude over there,"

Chizuru instantly looks over Kon's shoulder and laughs. "He's totally right! And look! The big guy's doing the same thing!"

"Well, duh. Don't you think it's normal for two boyfriends to do that?" Mizuiro said, flipping through a book nonchalantly.

We all looked back at him.

"WHAT?!"

Wait, now that you mention it, Ichigo did say something about Shuuhei dating Yammy.

"I knew that Shuu was dating someone, I just didn't think that the guy would be a freaking brute!" Kon gasped.

"Oh don't bother!" I say. "Yammy's the biggest sweetheart when he wants to be,"

"Can you all shut up so I watch the rest of this game!"

Ugh! What was so interesting about this game? Nothing! Absolutely nothing from what I can see. All Yammy did when he entered the game was dropkick anyone who decided to take the ball away from Shuuhei. Ok, to be honest, that was actually fun to watch. Everyone, except Rukia, was cracking up at the couple. The thing is, Shuuhei didn't even mind it. Or maybe he just didn't notice… Either way, it's was really funny!

The crowd rose from their seats as the ball was thrown to Ichigo, who caught it with too much grace for one man. I was watching closely with them. Ichigo ran forward, dodging the other players who tried to block his path. The closer Ichigo came to his goal, the louder everyone cheered. Hell, I was one of the ones who were screaming at the top of their lungs "Give 'em hell, Ichigo!"

What we didn't expect, however, was to see Hueco Mundo player stick his foot out just as Ichigo was going to score. The crowd watched as Ichigo tumbled head first into the ground and didn't get back up.

Suddenly, the whole stadium went into a big panic. Ichigo's friends shook at him, screaming for him to get up. Principal Yamamoto yelled for someone to call an ambulance… or maybe he was just yelling for the hell of it.

My heart was racing. Was he ok? Why wasn't he getting up? "Rukia, we've got to help him," I say, ready to go out into the field, but Chizuru and Kon held me back.

"Let me go! I'm serious!" I scream at them.

They shook their heads.

"There's too many people out there," Kon said.

"Yeah, Uryu, you won't be able to make it to him anyway. Just wait for him to be taken to the hospital,"

"I'm gonna ask Ryuken for a ride there,"I sighed and looked back at the, now, crowded rugby field.

Paramedics came through with a stretcher, pushing worried people out of their way. Before I had time to blink, they were taking Ichigo away.

A/N: FIGHT THE POWAH… Wait, wrong thing to say… BE SAFE ICHIGO KUROSAKI! Yeah, that's what I'm supposed to say.