Chapter 12

"I knew it!" Kim exclaimed, looking at her teal hands. "I knew those two freaks would be behind all of this!"

"But what are we going to do?" Ron asked. "Your date with the Monkey boy..."

"Mankey, Ron!" Kim corrected him, sneering. "He doesn't scratch his own butt!"

"Yeah, him. Anyways, your date with him is in 6 hours and we gotta change you back before you remain a platypus forever!" Ron replied.

"I'm very well aware of the sitch, Ron!" Kim replied, sitting in the lap of Ron. "If there was only some way to hack into the Tweebs machine!"

Rufus then squeaked, "Normal?"

"Rufus, I know that I too would want to turn back into normal! It's not like that there's a revese switch or..."

Then she got an idea.

"Wade!" Kim exclaimed thru the Kimmunicator, "Can you hack into that Animal Transforming machine? Maybe there's some reverse button."

"It's going to take me a couple of hours, Kim, but I should find a way to help reverse the process!" Wade said while typing on the computer.

"Do it, Wade, before I become the laughing-stock of the school!" Kim shouted with urgency. "And can you beep me when you complete the hack?"

"You know it, Kim!" Wade smiled.

"Did I mention how much you rock, Wade?" Kim grinned.

The screen went back to the KP logo.

"I wonder how it's going to affect you if it doesn't work..." Ron said, rocking the chair back and forth.

"Ron..." Kim said while holding a microphone. "...allow me to put it in song! Since I can't hit the high notes, I'll have to rap."

"Where did that microphone even come from?" Ron asked, puzzled.

"I Don't Wanna Be A Platypus Anymore Rap"

(sung by: Kim P.,Ron S., Candace F., Bonnie R., and backup dancers in Perry outfits)

(Kim) I used to be a girl

A girl who can do anything

Now my life has taken a whirl

I am now a platypus that cannot sing

(Ron) The high notes!

(Kim) As I said, rolling my eyes with a sigh.

(Dancers) Her voice broke in junior high

(Kim)
I've been reduced to rapping this song

And Ron, don't get me wrong

The Tweebs are awful as they can be

Ripping up my diary pages

Humiliating me on school stages

(The Tweebs use a laser pointer on Kim's eyes during an elementary school play and she chases it around like a cat, ruining the play)

But them turning me into a semi-aquatic mammal

With a machine that tranforms humans into animals

Six hours before my date

It's what I absolutely hate

This is their worst trick I had to end-ure

(grabs Ron by his shirt)

Ron, I don't wanna be a platypus anymore

(Dancers) Whaaat?

(Ron) Are you sure?

(Kim) Yes, I AM sure.

That I don't wanna be a platypus anymore!

(Bonnie) We're going on this wonderful shopping trip

To CB where the clothes are so glam and hip

Nothing's gonna go wrong! (grabs her keys)

(Candace) I'm headin' with Bonnie out of this house

As quiet as a mouse

That's the only lines we have in this song.

(Kim) Now Bonnie has those pictures of me

As this semi-aquatic mammal that you now see

Once she shows them in front of my crush

My reputation is gonna turn to mush!

I will be the laughing stock of the entire school

(Ron) That...is so not cool!

(Dancers) Not cool in front of everyone!

(Kim) It IS not cool, Ron

It totally stinks to the core

I just wanna be me again

So that I could date Josh forever more

(Dancers) Fo' sure

(Ron) Are you absolutely, positively...

(Kim) YES! I don't wanna be a stinkin' platypus ANYMORE!

"So what can I do?" Ron asked.

"I'll try to find Monique, Ron. You, in the meantime, watch Phineas and Ferb." Kim said, thinking about a plan of action.

"Got it, KP!" Ron answered, saltuting to her as if she were a drill instructor.

"Cut it out with the saluting, Ron! I'm not in the Army!"