Chapter 14

When his owners weren't looking, Perry walked on all fours to the left side of the house, where the air conditioner was. He activated a secret panel in the air conditioner to access a secret passage tunnel hidden in the grass as he put on the fedora and stood upright.

Agent P jumped into the the tunnel as his theme song played.

(Doo-be-doo-bah! Doo-be-doo-bah! Perry! )

He finally came to his platypus lair where Major Monogram came onscreen to give the top agent of the Organization Without A Cool Acronym the mission of the day. Monogram was standing behind a banner that read 'Team-Up-With-An-Outside-Agent Day'.

Agent P sat in his swiveling chair, looking at the banner with curiosity.

"Ah, good afternoon, Agent P! You may have probably noticed that today is our fifth annual 'Team-Up-With-An-Outside-Agent Day. It is where the OWCA leadership randomly selects agents once a month to pair up with other agents that are outside our agency, secret or not, to defeat your nemesis. And, as luck would have it, it seems that whatever scheme Doofenshmirtz has cooked up today has also invoved the nemesis of the agent that you are about to be paired with!"

Monogram continued on, "The agent outside this agency that you'll be paired up to fight against Doofenshmirtz today is..."

Carl interrupted his monologue, off-screen.

"Um, sir? I may need your help!"

"What is it this time, Carl?" Monogram groaned.

"The computer froze on me again, sir." Carl said.

"Try the Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys! They work wonders, you know!" Monogram exclaimed.

"I'll try, sir!" Carl replied.

Turning back to Agent P after that computer fiasco, Monogram continued on with the mission"Anyways, as I was saying before , the agent that you're going to be paired with today to foil Doofenshmirtz is none other than an independent agent from Middleton known as Kim Possible! She has her own website and we have just set up an anon hit for her. So when she comes into your lair, Agent P, I will assign you and Miss Possible the mission!"
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(5 minutes earlier)

While crawling on the living room of all fours, Kim muttered to herself about the frustrations of having twin brothers with supergenius intellect.

"Those pesky little roaches! Why of all times they decide to transform me into a platypus with that stupid animal machine is when I go on a date with Josh?! Well, when Mom and Dad get home, they are going to be so busted!"

She looked at her platypus hands and said, "Hmm...let's see if I still have my cheer skills..."

Kim stood on her platypus hind legs and took a deep breath. She ran as fast as she could in the living room and somersulted five times. She landed perfectly on her webbed feet.

"I still got it!" Kim smiled, "But what would really be better is if I became human-sized again!"

All of a sudden, a human-sized tube sucked her up.

"WHOAAAA!