Chapter two: Life Necessities
By Archet T (if you guess what the T stands for I'll give you a cookie)
Dedicated to...my shower :).
1. I will not stop taking showers to be 'more ranger like'
'Oh save the Valar' Legolas wrinkled his perfect nose, 'When was the last time you had a shower Pippin?'
The hobbit thought for a minute, 'How long ago did we leave Rivendell?'
'A week and two days'
'Oh!' exclaimed Pippin happily, 'I've almost beaten my last record. It's been 15 days'
'15 days?' echoed Boromir, trying not to laugh.
'Not even Aragorn goes that long without a shower!' cried Legolas.
'Actually' Aragorn pointed out, 'I think my record is about a month'
'Oh sweet Eru. Save me!'
Again- no flame throwers. Or fire alarms.
...maybe I should install a metal detector... ;)
~Archet