I need to pee so bad, but Dinna has dressed me in this full black outfit and sent me in my pod. I will wet my pants! And to make things worse, it is a half hour journey to the actual freaking arena. I am hopping about in my pod and rolling on the ground. I am going to burst! I realise, when we enter the arena, I'm gonna have to pee by a tree, so uncivilised, it absolutely sucks! I am suddenly furious at the Capeetol for doing this to us, making us kill each other for pure entertainment, I bet they'll even film me peeing by a tree!
Finally I make it to the arena. If we step over the small podium we each stand on, we're doomed, AKA, blown up by landmines. We all are in a circle around the Mournodopia, a small place with resources. I see a lot of things, a camp set, that could be handy, a bow and arrows, very handy, a backpack, but that could have anything, and a creme brûlée. Wow. I am not falling for that trap, you stupid Gamemakers! The buzzer will go off in any second, I gotta get all of those things, well, maybe not all, but at least most of them! The buzzer goes off, and so I run and run and run to get that sweet, sweet stuff! I grab a creme brûlée and a backpack. Perfect! Just the camp set and the bows and arrows left! I get the camp set and stuff it into my backpack as well as the creme brûlée, but some idiot girl from district 1 gets to it first and makes off with it. Now to run away! Only I am just a bit late as someone sees me and throws their knife at my ear! It misses me by a hair but I catch it, and now I have a knife! Woo hoo! I run into the trees, and after running for what seems like a mile I check behind me, there's no one there. Nice!
I find a tree, and consider peeing, however realise I don't really need it anymore. I should set up a camp, I do have that camp set after all. This is a nice place, it has flowers and a large space. Then I realised not to get too attached to it, I will probably have to move in a bit, unless I hide! I could attach the sleeping bag to the tree and sleep there, no one will find me! How perfect! I climb up the tree like a squirrel, Bale, the one who gave me bread in the beginning, always called me a squirrel for how fast I climb trees. I attached the sleeping bag to the tree and got inside. I was tired, but I had to know what was in that bag. There was about a litre bottle of water, some dried fruit and some bacon! I love bacon, I have a creme brûlée and some bacon! Could things get any better?
"Over here!" I hear Baito yell as he pushes pass the trees and into my space.
But I guess they can get worse.