December 16
He had tricked them. Both of them. Alfred was a sly bastard and both of them knew it.
Francis took a shocked gasp when he saw Arthur approaching.
"You?" He scoffed, "You were the one that wanted to meet me under the mistletoe?"
Arthur snorted, crossing his arms. "As If! Alfred told me someone wanted to me meet here, so I came!" A sudden realization dawned on him. "Wait!" He leaped backwards. "It wasn't you, was it?"
Francis let out his annoying laugh, placing a hand on Arthur's shoulder. "Please, don't flatter yourself. He obviously conned us. I wouldn't kiss you if you were the last person on earth."
Arthur began to agree, but stopped short. "Wait, what the bloody hell is that supposed to mean?!"
"It simply means I have no attraction to you whatsoever, rosbif!"
"Why, you-"
Kiku and Alfred rolled their eyes from their elaborate spying position behind a plant. Kiku would usually be uncomfortable in such close proximity, but this was for his OTP. It must be done.
"Alfred-san, you go nudge them, and I'll make sure that... " He searched for an excuse to stay hidden. "I'll make sure the plant is properly watered."
Alfred rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'll go." As he got up, he kissed Kiku sloppily on the cheek. Kiku blushed so loudly, he blended in with the red flowers of the plant. Alfred winked at him and slowly walked up behind Arthur, giving him a shove.
Arthur fell forward into Francis and their lips connected. Both had a look of surprise on their face, and neither spoke the rest of the evening.
~La Fin~
I hope you guys liked this! Also, I hope that you don't mind the ameripan bit...
I'll see you tomorrow!
