Chapter 3: Maroon 5
Dedicated to that poor guy with no change for the payphone :)
Really, REALLY important disclaimer: I do not own Maroon 5 or Payphone.
2. Payphone is not an appropriate song to sing during the council of Elrond
Once upon a time, a very annoyed elf named Elrond the Magic Eyebrow Dude was trying to wrap up a council. He was not succeeding.
'I think we're just going to take a break-' he was saying for the umpteenth time when he was suddenly interrupted by a singing bush. Which was pretty uncommon in Rivendell.
The group watched earnestly as a small out-of-tune voice drifted up.
'All those fairy tales are full of iiiiiiit, one more stupid lovesong I'll be-OOF! Watch it!'
'Shut up Pippin' came a voice from another bush.
Elrond looked incredulously from bush to bush as Gandalf (who also happened to be attending this council) reached around the back of his chair and pulled out two small hobbits.
'Nice going Pip' frowned the slightly taller one.
'Apparently it's impossible to keep you hobbits apart' smirked Gandalf, 'Especially when Frodo is invited to a secret council and you're not'
A/N Yeah. That was Gandalf's idea. I had no clue it was a secret council *looks innocent*
'Blame Pippin for singing' Merry muttered, staring at his feet.
Pippin didn't look embarrassed in the least. In fact, he was grinning.
Sam rolled out of his bush covered in leaves as everyone started talking again. Elrond sighed loudly. He wasn't going anywhere any time soon.
Third chapter! Not much else to say besides that.
~Archet :)