Chapter 5: Allergies
Dedicated to those bubblegum factories who keep coming up with really weird flavours ;)
4. You cannot be allergic to dwarves
Frodo sneezed 'Ah ah aaaaaah chooo!' he exclaimed, spitting his wad of bubblegum into Aragorn's hair. It slid out (must've been the greasiness) as he looked up.
'Frodo, are you SURE you don't want any allergy medication? I've got it right here in my knapsack, and it really does sound like you're allergic to something, probably pollen. You've been sneezing continuously for the last hour!'
'It's OK' Merry skipped up ahead, 'That's Frodo for ya. Get used to it'
'Well I personally don't think it's very hygenic-' Legolas was cut off by another sneeze.
'I keep telling you' sniffled a very congested sounding Frodo, 'It's no plant I'm allergic to- its Gimli!' he paused to sneeze, 'I'm 100 percent sure of it'
Aragorn frowned at the backs of the two hobbits as they skipped ahead, 'I so don't understand these little folk' he murmured to Boromir, who smirked.
'So' whispered Merry to Frodo as soon as they were out of earshot, 'Can I have some of the pepper-flavoured gum?'
Erm...I think I'm gonna stop with the dedications for now on unless it's necessary :)
They're getting kinda lame lol.
~Archet