Lacey hung upside down on her sparkly pink bunk, scrolling through her Facebook. She found Leo Valdez' new video and giggled. She liked Leo, he was funny, and hot in a scrawny way… she clicked on the video and watched it. When he came to his nominees she gasped and called an emergency cabin meeting…
Meanwhile…
Piper was chasing Leo around camp. "I'm going to kill you, Leo!" Leo shouted back over his shoulder, "I've always imagined being chased by hot, shouty girls, but maybe a little bit less angry." Piper growled and put an extra spurt of speed on and caught Leo by his scruff. He gulped and tried to keep running. "PERCY!" she screeched. Percy half-fell out of cabin 3, "It wasn't me!" he yelled, Annabeth put her head out of her cabin, "WHATS HE DONE NOW?"
"THE STOLLS MADE ME DO IT!"
"IT WASN'T US! WE SWEAR!" the Stolls poked their heads around their door, comically, with Connor's head on the bottom and Travis' on top.
"TRAVIS!" screeched Katie Gardener, she ran out of her cabin with long green hair.' Wait', piper thought, 'That's grass, oh gods Stolls, you are dead.'
Piper growled again and face-palmed. "PERCY. GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE," Percy slowly crept over, looking terrified. "Squirt him," she held out Leo. "What?" they both looked at her. "Water powers." She pointed at Percy, "Psssh, him upset." She said slowly. "And, what do I get?" asked Percy, hands on hips. "Whatever prank you've done, I won't kill you." Percy nodded. "Deal."
Then he lifted hand and sent a tendril of icy water at Leo, so hard he was shot out of Piper's steel grasp and was dropped into the lake. Leo surfaced, gasping. "ARGH!" he screamed.
"And, now," smirked Percy, looking at piper, who knew she was screwed instantly. He whistled. "Stolls!" the twins ran gratefully from Katie. Connor pulled a camera out of nowhere, then she realised, the reason she'd been killing Leo. "Oh! You screwed, Princess," crowed Leo, heaving himself out of the lake.
Piper smiled, and began praying frantically, 'Hi, mom, you like me right? Well Percy and the Stolls are about to dump ice water all over my head, help?'
But, obviously, Aphrodite wasn't listening, so piper chose the second option. She started running. Then stopped, Piper never ran from anything. "Stop!" she poured all of her charm speak in that one word. Percy smiled and pointed to his ears, she could see candle wax in there. He must have put it in before she yelled. "I. have. To. Nominate. Someone." She acted it all out, and then the Stolls caught on. They stopped Percy and started filming. "I am Piper and this is my Ice Bucket Challenge. I nominate… Coach Hedge," then she had a vision of the Coach running after her, sopping, with a metal baseball bat in his hand. She stopped. "Okay, scrap that, I nominate-" she was cut off by the whole Aphrodite cabin charging out of their cabin, they were all led by little Lacey. "ARRRRRRRGH," they roared. Because of the wax in their ears, the Stolls and Percy didn't hear them until they were only a few meters away.
The Aphrodite cabin started spraying choking perfumes and dry shampoo, Lacey and a few others scrawled their faces with lipstick. Piper stood there blinking.
'I guess Aphrodite did listen…'
