Chapter 17: Flawed Personalities

By Archet

Dedicated to Gigigue for reviewing like 80 billion times and making me ecstatic with happiness. This chapter is for her!

WARNING: Lots of messed-up personalities ahead! You have been warned...

17. Galadriel is not on drugs, even if it appears so at some moments

"Kay," muttered Frodo to Merry quietly, "This is where Lord Celeborn lives. We need to find him."

"Gotcha."

One of the less regarded mistakes in The Lord of the Rings is that it had actually been pouring rain, and late at night, when the Fellowship had entered Lórien.

So technically it wasn't actually Gimli's fault he didn't see the elves jump down from the trees, seeing as he could barely even see a foot in front of him at the time.

"Haldìr Haldìrion," said the elf, flipping up a license with a flawless picture on it, "SWAT team of Lothlórien. What business do you and your acquaintances have here at this strange hour? May I remind you that visiting times are limited between 11am and 4pm Monday to Friday. Today is Saturday, might I add. Not to mention-...Legolas!"

Legolas tried to stuff himself into a tree. "I'm not here," he moaned, "Make him go away..."

Haldir slapped his friend on the back, "Well this changes everything! Of course you guys are welcome! Come, come in! I'll get Rumil to start preparing a feast...RUMIL! START PREPARING A FEAST," he shouted up at the tree above him. Muffled curses echoed awkwardly through the clearing.

"Um, not to be rude or anything..." mumbled Aragorn, "But, there's, um, orcs, um, chasing after us..."

"That's fine," grinned Haldir, "Let's go!"

OOO

"Lord Celeborn," Pippin said brightly through a mouth of pancakes. He had been nominated speaker by the other hobbits, because they were hoping Galadriel would have more trouble ready his mind than the others.

"It's KELEBORN!" yelled Lord...'Keleborn', banging his fork into his mashed potatoes and splattering them all over the table.

Galadriel looked over at Pippin suspiciously. She looked into his mind.

She saw something along the lines of this:

I'm hungry...oh look there's some food...haha it's on my plate already...I wonder whether that squishy thing is edible...it looks like a tulip. I like tulips. Do butterflies eat tulips? I want to be a butterfly.

Terrified, Galadriel turned her attention back to her brussel sprouts.

"...can we talk to you afterwards?" Pippin finished.

"Huh?" Celeborn turned and looked at him, "Yeah, sure."

"Cool," Pippin grinned and started spooning whipped cream into his mouth.

It was just around this moment that Galadriel turned blue.

"SHE'S ON DRUGS!" screamed Gimli, and fell backwards off his chair trying to reach his axe. He lost conscious, his head hitting the concrete floor rather hard.

"That was easy," grinned Frodo. Sam nodded, looking up from his fish and chips for the first time and noticing the quickly-changing-colours Galadriel, "Woah. What happened to her?"

"Who knows," said Merry.

"Who cares," said Pippin.

"This...is...normal...I...think..." Galadriel started to explain, but she sounded like a cat on helium. A lot of helium.

The whole room burst out laughing.

Just at that moment, a little robot known as The CyberGollum entered the room and started to clean up. Everyone stared.

Yay for my CyberGollum! He was in my original story, which I took off Fanfiction. I might repost that one chapter though...I love my CyberGollum :)

Oh, and guys, the chapters that I write and the chapters that Elf From DownUnder writes will be marked as such, because we're still trying to figure all that out.

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