"Hey moron." Greeted Mary.

"Slut." Nodded Sirius.

"Arse."

"Bitch."

"Idiot."

"Slag."

"Toe-rag."

"Cow."

"Want to go to Hogsmeade with me?" She asked.

"Deal." Smiled Sirius, he offered his hand and Mary shook it.

"See you then." She said, her tone business like as she walked off into the crowd.

"I never understand this relationship." Sighed Peter, shaking his head alongside Remus and James, who were rolling their eyes or choking on their own laughter.