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Day of Event - May 27th 2013
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"Happy birthday to you; happy birthday to you; happy birthday to Natalie Katherine Neidhart…happy birthday to you!" Natalya was just astounded to see all the positivity she was given today, on this very special day: her birthday. She had received all types of amazing things today. Layla gave her a diamond necklace, Hornswoggle had given her a bright green bracelet (because he obviously wasn't Irish if he didn't give her anything related to green or beer), Khali had wished her a happy birthday on global television, and even the injured Tyson Kidd managed to send the blonde a video on how much he had missed being around her. Now here she was with Chris Jericho, who had a giant strawberry flavoured cake in his hands. Natalya almost felt the need to pinch herself, because she swore this day was just too good to be true.
"Chris. I…I really don't know what to say. Thank you." A tear almost dropped down Natalya's face. She was just overjoyed by how people treated her on this day. It showed the Canadian woman that people did care about her; that they didn't give up on her like she thought they would.
"Don't thank me, Nattie. It's your birthday. I'm just disappointed I couldn't get the rest of Fozzy to join me in singing for ya." Chris smirked. The two Canadians so deep in converse with each other, they barely heard the muttering that came from a walking figure. Looking around to see the walking figure (who had spiky hair and was equipped with an iPhone), Chris was determined to find out what that person had just said. "Repeat that again, Zack. Didn't quite hear you the first time."
"I said, nobody ever got me something for my birthday."
"I thought your birthday was March."
"My birthday was two weeks ago, Chris. Two fucking weeks ago. People just treat me like shit now. I'm tired of it."
"Maybe if you stopped whining and started winning, people would actually care about you." Chris didn't have time for the kid. What was shocking to feel Natalya punch him in the shoulder. "What was that for?"
"That was rude, Chris, and you know it!" That sincere smile on Natalya's face turned into a sincere scowl. She disapproved of Chris' words, and she wanted him to know it. Turning to Zack, Natalya made sure the smile was back on her face. The last thing she wanted to do was to make Zack feel even more pissed off than he already was. "I am so sorry for what Chris said, Zack. If you told me about it, I would have gotten you something."
"Really?"
"Of course. You've never been foul to me before…and, don't tell Khali I said this, but you're pretty cute." Natalya gently squeezed Zack's cheek.
"How comes you never told that to me, Nattie?" Chris felt left out. Natalya never called him cute.
"Maybe it's because I don't find you as cute, Christopher." Nattie chuckled, as her gentle squeezing came to an end.
"Well, I may not be cute, but you gotta find this sexy beast to be sexy, at least."
"Right now, I'm finding that sexy beast to be quite cocky. Plus what would Khali think if he heard me call another guy sexy?"
"I can be cocky, but you have to admit I'm sexy. Plus I don't think Khali really minds that much, if certain rumours I heard about him and Kaitlyn are true."
"And just what is that supposed to mean, Chris?" Natalya asked, with an eyebrow raised towards the older man.
"Oh, nothing. Probably just rumours. You know how some of the wrestlers are, spreading shit that isn't true."
"Even so, I want to hear what people are saying about Khali. Tell me, Chris."
"You sure you wanna hear it? It is pretty explicit."
"Just tell me already, Chris." Natalya snapped, tired of feeling teased about the rumour she wanted to hear about.
"Okay, fine, Snap-alya Neidhart." The Canadian's voice quickly quietened, as he (and Zack) leaned closer to Natalya. "From what I heard, Kaitlyn gave Khali a blowjob while an episode of The Simpsons were on. She probably saw Khali watch it and thought that he was her secret admirer. Just what I heard, anyway."
Natalya was just in shock. She couldn't…no. It couldn't have happened…could it? "Khali would never…and Kaitlyn isn't the type to…"
"Look, it's just something I heard, Nat. It's probably not even true, anyway."
"It's something I heard too!" Zack added, forcing both Canadians to stare at him.
"Where did you hear that from?" Natalya asked inquisitively.
"Alicia." Zack shrugged.
Natalya turned to Jericho. "Is that who you got the rumour from as well?"
"Yep."
"Oh…well…Alicia's always making stuff up. She's not one to be trusted." Natalya said, more to convince herself than to convince the guys.
"Sorry I had to bring it up." Chris felt a little sheepish now. Only an asshole would bring that up, especially on Natalya's birthday, of all days.
"No. It's okay. I'm glad you told me, Chris. And I'm glad you told me who was responsible for the rumour, Zack. You guys are true friends, because otherwise the whole locker room probably would have heard about that before me…if that isn't already the case."
"Probably. Alicia's got a big mouth." Chris shrugged, before he thought of something that would put Natalya in higher spirits. "I've still gotta give you something, Nat."
"And what would that be?"
"It's better to watch. Trust me." With that, Chris had pushed a now completely perplexed Zack Ryder to the wall. Before the Long Island native even had a chance to react, Jericho would pull down the younger man's trunks. Looking at Zack, Chris smirked. "Keep it zipped, junior, and just enjoy." Chris would swiftly finish staring up at the man who towered above him, before taking in his cock with ease.
Both Zack and Natalya were blown away by Chris' shocking actions, literally and figuratively (respectively). Neither were about to complain, though. Zack was already getting the best blowjob he could remember within the past year, and Nattie just loved watching two hot guys go at it (though Khali will never know that). In fact…she felt a little hot just watching the duo of studs. The sudden heat that was getting to Natalya was enough of a factor to make her strip naked. She really did hope that no-one would pass by, because Natalya wouldn't be able to deal with the humiliation of acknowledging that one of the seamstresses saw Natalya's naked body.
There was an element of danger thrown in, as Chris sucked and slurped on Zack's length, but that only added to the older man's arousal. This encounter was risky, but Chris liked risky encounters. Chris liked the feeling of being naughty in public. It did crazy things to his libido. It fuelled Chris to do crazy things…like pulling down his trunks, as he continued to bob up and down on Zack's raging member.
"Chris! Just what are you doing?" Natalya's eyes widened, as she was shocked to see the veteran expose his peachy rump to her.
A loud pop came after Chris momentarily took Zack's dick out of his mouth. Looking cheekily back at the blonde woman, Chris smirked. "Don't deny it, Nattie; you always wanted to get deep into the Walls of Jericho. Now you have that chance." Not wanting the cool breeze to rush past Zack's cock for too long, Chris quickly stuffed the erect length back in his zestful mouth, after he had finished speaking.
Natalya pretty much had no choice in the matter. When Chris Jericho swayed his ass in public, then what other option was there than to fuck it (whether that be with tongue or penis was irrelevant)? At least it was better than some random wrestler seeing Chris' ass and taking it as his own. Natalya quickly shuddered just imagining Mark Henry taking control of Jericho's hole. That type of mental imagery was certainly not something she needed to remember on her birthday.
What Chris had requested (or perhaps demanded) was far more positive than the explicit pictures running through Natalya's mind. It made Natalya far more eager to plunge deep inside the depths of Chris Jericho's anal cavity, which was what she was now preparing herself to do. Sinking to her knees, Natalya would part Jericho's cheeks, allowing her tongue to access the small pucker.
Thankfully for Natalya, rimming was a kink that she had gotten very familiar with, over the years. Tyson always did have a thing for getting rimmed, and who better to get rimmed by than his fellow Hart Dungeon graduate? Tyson taught Natalya every trick in the book when rimming a tight piece of ass, and Natalya made sure she would master this kink for future references, such as this one.
The birthday girl spent a few short moments toying around the edges of the little circle, before fully entering inside that said circle. The tongue would dart in and out Jericho's passage, getting deeper and deeper with each darting motion.
Grabbing and squeezing Jericho's thick globes of muscle with as much strength as she could, Natalya used that iron-like grip to send her tongue into Jericho's sweet spot with relative ease. It was quite the impressive achievement, considering most men couldn't find the veteran's prostate as quickly as Natalya did.
Now that Chris had finally felt Natalya plunge past his diminutive entrance, he could suck Zack's long length with the proper zeal it deserved. Any irritation the older man felt towards the younger man had completely disappeared. A cloud of lust hovered above Jericho's head, influencing the Canadian to suck the American's cock as wildly as he possibly could.
Zack was in heaven, with how good his shaft had been treated by the older man. Chris frequently changed his methods of oral in mere seconds, and Zack loved it. Chris had done practically everything there was to do on Zack's hard manhood: rubbing his nose against Zack's thin pubic hairs, sucking and gently nibbling on the tip, even slapping the erection all over his lust-filled face.
Once Chris was absolutely certain that Zack's thick cock had enough of his slobber over it, he would treat Zack to something that was better than a mouth: a hole. Not his hole, necessarily, but a hole to fuck, nonetheless. As another audible pop rang into each of the trio's eardrums, Chris smirked at the little mutters of disappointment that seeped out of Zack's mouth. "Don't worry, kid. You're still gonna get your big birthday treat." Chris then turned his head as close to one hundred and eighty degrees as he could without snapping his neck. "Stop, Nattie. I got something for you."
Lifting her head from between Jericho's cheeks, Nattie looked up at the two men. "And what would that something be, mister?"
"Why don't you check out what's next to you? You may just find out." Natalya cocked her head to the left, and found nothing. Cocking her head to the right, however, brought the Anvilette more luck. Much more luck, as a box with pink wrapping paper and a black bow caught her eye. Natalya wondered where the hell that came from, before grabbing the parcel and gently pulling the black fabric apart, before ripping the pink paper apart. Once her present was revealed, Natalya grinned. Before her, was a golden strap-on. Gold. Freaking gold.
"Chris! I can't believe it! How…how much did this cost?"
"Enough." Chris smirked. "Now come on, Nattie. Test it out. Use it on the Walls of Jericho."
Grabbing the golden object and attaching it to her waist, Natalya felt compelled to quickly comply with Jericho's suggestion. The golden head would be pushed inside the veteran's hole by Natalya. The very same hole that was prepped by her tongue.
Zack was unsure of what he was supposed to be doing. He saw Chris let out a plethora of moans as Natalya begin to thrust in and out of him. "Um…what am I supposed to be doing, bro?" Zack asked, looking down into Jericho's submissive eyes.
"Fuck…something! Do something!" Chris moaned, as Natalya already managed to get the thick toy deeper into his loosening passage.
Zack wanted to ask what there was to do…and then he heard Natalya's grunts. He was reminded of the woman's presence, and his mind was immediately filled with glorious ideas on what he could do with her womanly body.
Throwing his trunks to the floor, Zack would manoeuvre his way around the two Canadians, swiftly managing to reach the Anvilette, who rocked her body back and forth, focused on thrusting deep inside her fellow Canadian.
As Natalya continued to plunge deep inside Jericho's slackened hole, she would eventually feel something plunge inside her unsuspecting pussy. The blonde woman briefly stopped her thrusts to look back, and see Zack filling her cunt. "No warning?"
"Sorry, Nat. Didn't think you'd mind."
"Well, because this is your birthday present, I'll allow it on this occasion, but this occasion only. Got it, mister?"
"Yes ma'am." Zack grinned, basically given permission to be as relentless with the tight cunt as possible. Much like Natalya was fucking Chris Jericho's hole, Zack Ryder would proceed to fuck Natalya's hole.
Chris almost lost it, feeling Natalya drive unexpectedly deep inside of him. He didn't even have to jerk himself off. The golden sex toy he gave to Natalya was already doing a good enough job of helping Chris to reach his sexual peak.
This was certainly a unique birthday gift Natalya was receiving. Out of all the presents she had in mind, being in the middle of a sex sandwich was perhaps one of the more unexpected options. Ideally, she'd be receiving a pair of Louboutins from both Zack and Chris, but at least this was still a gift. This gift did require a lot of energy and stamina from both men, and the melodious moans that came from both Zack and Chris created a sweet tune in Natalya's ears.
Although this wasn't Natalya's perfect present, Zack was loving every damn second of this. For once, he was actually having good sex. Not sex with a fellow under-card guy (although that wasn't to take away from Yoshi Tatsu or JTG), but mind-blowing sex with an icon in the wrestling industry and a Neidhart who's wrestled all over the world. This was definitely a threesome Zack would be proud to remember.
Natalya nimbly rocked back and forth, feeling Zack delve deep inside of her, before she would delve deep inside of Chris. All three wrestlers would groan in the utmost bliss at the sensations they were receiving, whether they were fucking, getting fucked, or in Natalya's case, both.
After feeling the lone female graduate of the Hart Dungeon strike at his prostate one final time, Chris couldn't delay his climax any longer. His vision almost went a little blurry, as cum shot straight from the piss-slit, landing all over the floor.
Hearing the final cry of delight run from Jericho's mouth, Zack would reach Natalya's g-spot once more, before her clenching pussy would force his pulsating phallus to cum inside of her. Good thing Natalya was on the pill, or else she'd give Zack a good scolding to.
Getting to fill a hot babe with his essence always made Zack feel on top of the world. Zack always liked fucking tight pussy, but getting to cum inside one just brought an entirely new heavenly sensation. Once every drop of semen had filled Natalya's feminine passage, Zack pulled out, allowing Natalya to do the same to Jericho.
"So…Nat, what did you think of your birthday present?" Chris asked, as he stood back up, pulling up his trunks and covering his now flaccid manhood.
"Well, I can safely say that it was…different, not that I'm complaining." Natalya smirked, as she too had been reattaching the articles of clothing she wore prior to this encounter back onto to her body. "What about you, Zack?"
"Bro, this has been the sickest birthday ever! Just a shame none of this was on my iPhone." Zack said, grinning like a young child. At least it was better than a bratty, unhappy Zack Ryder.
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Fun fact: Nattie's birthday was originally supposed to be the theme of chapter 57 (Chris, Dolph and Nattie). But then I was like, nah. So here it is: Nattie's birthday finally got a mention^^
Also, I thought that since Zack's acting all pissed off on Twitter about being enhancement talent, I thought I'd throw some frustration into his character.
Here's what's coming your way next:
~ CM Punk (Top)/Curtis Axel (Bottom)/Lita (Versatile) (Requested by me)
~ Aksana (Bottom)/Jinder Mahal (Top)/Sheamus (Bottom) (Requested by me)
~ Bayley (Bottom)/Cody Rhodes (Bottom)/Justin Gabriel (Top) (Requested by SEAnimal)
~ Brad Maddox (Versatile)/Fandango (Top)/Summer Rae (Versatile)/Tyler Breeze (Bottom) (Requested by MisfitofMisbehaviour)
~ Brad Maddox (Versatile)/Dolph Ziggler (Versatile)/Rosa Mendes (Versatile) (Requested by ColorPuro)
~ CM Punk (Bottom)/Daniel Bryan (Versatile)/Lita (Top) (Requested by NateAKAMiniPunk)
~ CM Punk (Top)/Dean Ambrose (Top)/Lita (Bottom) (Requested by xLifeFullOfLaughterx)
~ Corey Graves (Top)/Jake Carter (Bottom)/Layla (Versatile) (Requested by KJ-Slashbug)
~ Brie Bella (Bottom)/Daniel Bryan (Versatile)/John Cena (Versatile)/Nikki Bella (Bottom) (Requested by TheSunlightHurtsMyEyes)
~ Adrian Neville (Versatile)/Charlotte (Bottom)/Corey Graves (Versatile)/Sheamus (Top) (Requested by me)
~ Antonio Cesaro (Versatile)/Eva Marie (Bottom)/Jack Swagger (Versatile) (Requested by me)