Eric POV

I stuff my face with my bowl full of cheesy poofs as I watch TV reruns of cartoons shows and my fucking god! This is boring! It's Saturday night and the only fuckers who are home alone, are fags and assholes!

Meanwhile

Butters POV
I was reading a book and a shiver runs down my spine "oh h-hamburgers" that only happens when um someone is talking about me

Back with Eric

Eric POV

I growled, most people are out and fucking partying or at rock concerts! While I'm stuck here! I can't wait to move out of this shit hole

"Are you bored as shit?!"
Yes, I turned to the owner of the voice to which I find a man on the TV he looked like a gay fucking emo. "are you alone on Saturday nights like a fag!"
I glared "AY! I'm not a fag, asshole!" I blinked I was talking to the TV, man how fucking lame. "Then grow some fucking balls! And sign up for the battle of the bands!" I smirked, it sounded so temping; what did I get out of this? fucking watching people kill each other at battles are awesome.

"And our winner! Gets the title of King of Rock!" I rolled my eyes, I was already totally awesome and had a title for the football team, who fucking cares! "Oh um, dudes there's something about …a one million dollar prize or something like that shit" at this point all I heard was money and winning! My shit eating grin already appeared on my face.

All I had to do is get a group of geeks to win and the money is mine! Fucking sweet! And I know just the poor weak assholes to do it.

Butters POV
I blinked looking at Eric and taking in what he just told me " um you-you want me to do what?" I tilted my head, Eric sighed but smiled almost too sweetly and places a hand on my shoulder " butters don't you want to help your best buddy? " " well y-yeah but we have school in the morning" to confirm my fact I looked at my phone which read five in the morning, I gave a yawn " yeah,yeah! But just think about it! You on stage playing while everyone is cheering you on-" I cut him off " But-but I'll get grounded!" "Butters you can still play the drums" I noticed how close we were, oh-oh geez I think my face is red "I know you can do it..Do it for me "He smirked in a way that I just couldn't say no.

"Well…I guess-""fucking sweet! Will hold band try outs tomorrow!" He pulled away and climbed out the window just as he came in; I still sat there frozen in place my small brain trying to pick up what just happened "Aw hamburgers, m-maybe it won't be so bad"

Token POV
"I'm coming" after the third ring on the door, I was getting annoyed not that I wasn't already, I mean it's five in the damn morning! I storm to the front door in my dark purple house robe around me " it's five in the damn morning this better be good" I mutter under my breath, my left hand turned the diamond door knob and opened it to find, the last person I wanted to see " oh fuck no…" I'm about to close the door on him when his big fat ass sneaker stops me "Wait Token! no time to explain! I-" I was sick, I sleepily and I wasn't going to put up with this bullshit " Cartman if you don't explain why you woke up in the middle of the damn morning I'm going to kick you in the dick!" he was about to laugh but he stopped when he saw I wasn't joking " look I just need you to get your old guitar from your basement and met us at the break room after school" He starts to leave when I stop him " dude I don't have a guitar " Cartman sighed " every black family has a base guitar! Everybody knows that!"
I glared at him "that's just fucking stupid!"I shouted at him.

I faced palmed as he just ran off not even giving me a smartass comment, I slammed the door and went back to bed.

Next Day

Kyle POV
we had just entered the school, it was just me and Tweek now; Token was running late and Stan had a big soccer game so he couldn't take me home. Damn it.

I tried to pass the time by studying for my math test while waiting for the others but how can you study when some freak keeps making sounds and twitches every few seconds! I swear to god whatever fatass has planned better be worth it!

" ER!GAH!" after just five minutes I finally gave up, it was clear I wasn't going to get any studying done with him making all that noise, I let a sigh pass my lips as I put away my book and I removed my glasses I was about to go off on the scared blond when suddenly I hear a tune, no not just any tune it sounded like rock and roll yet it was calm and sweet at the same time " what the fuck?" we felt our feet moving as if the music couldn't stop to the beat of it.

It echoed off the walls as of the hallway, we could finally make out the words to the song , the voice who formed the words was a sweet voice, I couldn't help but smile at the words.

'Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's alright'

I looked to my side and found Tweek had stopped shaking and was smiling brightly to the music, wow this is getting fucking weird but where was it coming from?

'Little darling it feels like years since you been here'

" it-it sounds like it's coming from the break room?" Tweek shuttered as we reached the end of the hallway which the music became louder from over the door, I nodded yes that had to be it as we pushed the old rusty door open, it let out a creek. The music stops when I see HIM

" YOU!"
Butters POV

Eric seemed to really like how I played to the beat while singing,I was just getting into the beat when suddenly I stopped singing as Kyle walked in on us " why the fuck you stopped?" He muttered at me, I looked at Kyle who was standing at door of the break room and Eric had followed my gaze, as always that smirk played across his face; he ran a hand though his silk brown long hair.

"YOU!" Kyle gave a cold stair at mostly Eric, he wasn't wearing his glasses oh boy that can't be good news, I sat down my drum sticks to my side and rubbed my knuckles together, as Kyle and Eric started to fight "glade you two finally decided to show up"

" please take a sit and let me explain" at first they didn't but finally gave in and took a seat, the smirk still playing across his face, he snapped his fingers and that was my cue to walked up beside Eric and began to hand out papers that-that Eric had well asked or had yelled at me to print out.

"Gentleman and Jew" Kyle rolled his eyes, not even brothering to say anything to him.

The papers mostly explained what you have to do in order to pass or-or to be a member of the band while I handed out the papers, Eric explained his ve-very good idea.

It wasn't a bad idea really it wasn't… if people just stop and saw Eric the way I do sometimes, I think they could understand I sometimes think Eric just doesn't see himself that way either, it scares me.

" so what do you say, when you read over the agreement and the concessions then you will see the odds are in your favor"

It was time to vote

Kyle POV

This is bullshit after Cartman had explained the whole plan and ending it with a fake ass smile. "Well are you in or out?" Butters and tweek of course rose their hands, I just gave him a death glare.

"No fucking way" I glared at him "what are you up to fatass?" he blinked acting dumb " don't know what you mean" the smirk he gave wasn't the least bit confining " everyone but the Jew gets to vote" " shut up you fat recites fuck!"

"I'm not fat I'm big boned! You fuckin' Jew!"He flipped me off, I knew he was up to something Cartman has never done anything for any of us, not unless it was blackmail. " that-that wasn't very nice Eric! Every-everyone should get a chance to vote, it's only fair" it was Butters his voice was small but clear.

Cartman was about to yell at him but stopped and sighs "fine, the Jew can vote"

What is he playing? Well whatever it is, Fatass is not going to get away with it, not this time! however if I was to outsmart fatass (which wouldn't be hard) all the working had to be sneaky "alright fat ass but if you so much as-""relax Kyle, nothing bad is going to happen" I rolled my eyes, not believing a word of it if I knew Cartman right he would turn his back on all of us at the last moment which means I need to find out why, how and where until then I'll go along with his stupid ass scam.

"so we all agree? Prefect, then let's begin"

"Alright listen up faggots! Band tryouts are today! And you all are going to play"

This is going to be a long day for all of us.