Monkey: Yo! So here's the thing. In the last chapter I said when I would be updating these fanfics. I was wrong. I am most likely just going to make new ones when I feel like it. And I have this idiot friend who bugs me to make more chapters so it won't be that bad...I think.

Tsuna: *all bruised up* Phew!

Monkey: Hm? What was that about?

Tsuna: Trying to get that knife from you was like trying to take candy from Lambo.

Monkey: Oh... Also after the next chapter you guys might be able to get another pairing. Now Tsuna, if you please.

Tsuna: Hai. Monkey-san doesn't own KHR.

Monkey: Thanks Tsuna.

Tsuna: Sure.

Monkey: Now here's chapter 4 hope ya enjoy.

Chapter 4: The Ranking Prince and Life

After that fun little experience with Dino, Mei tried to stay as far away as possible from him. A the next day Tsuna ended up getting hospitalized, lost in the forest and having a crazy New Year because of the blond. After he had left Gokudera went through some crazy training program made by Reborn and a pretty funny parents participation day. Now we can find the middle schoolers in P.E.

"TSUNA, ITS COMING!"

"O-okay. Oof!" And that was Tsuna getting hit with a soccer ball.

"He couldn't even get a pass like that."

"He really is dame-Tsuna."

"10th, are you okay!?" Gokudera yelled looking at his boss.

"I...I'm fine. I'll go grab the ball. You guys keep playing with another one." Tsuna said as he went to go get the ball. "Urg... Ow. Damnit. My nose is bleeding. Why can P.E. end sooner? Eh?" As he got to the ball he saw some kid standing there with a space out look and the ball flouting. "WHAT!?"

"Tsuna-nii's sprinting ability is ranked 86,202 out of 86,202 people. Running ability is ranked 85,900 out of 86,202 people. Stamina is ranked 86,182 out of 86,202 people." The kid said.

'What am I seeing?' Tsuna thought. 'And who is this kid?'

"Tsuna-nii's ranking in overall ability is... Last place." When he finished talking the ball fell to the ground. "I haven't seen him in half a year, but his rankings haven't changed at all. Well, I'll write them down anyway." He said pulling something out of his coat.

'What...? Hrmm...? Is there something wrong with my eyes?' Tsuna thought looking at the kid. He than saw said kid pull out a giant book from his coat. "SO BIG!"

"Punching strength, kicking strength and running ability are all last place... I wish Tsuna-nii would try harder." The kid said as he was writing the rankings in the book. He than noticed Tsuna looking at him. "Ah! Yay! I finally get to meet you! I thought I was being lenient since you were having P.E.!" The kid said as he shook Tsuna's hand.

"Eh? You... Who are you?" Tsuna asked.

"I... I've been calling you Tsuna-nii! Can I keep calling you that?" The kid asked.

"What!?"

The kid than noticed something behind Tsuna, said bye than ran away. Suddenly there were some guys in front of Tsuna. They than started to run away as well.

'What are those people doing...?' Tsuna thought. Than being who he is, Tsuna started waving his arm above the ball.

As Tsuna was walking home he heard some yell to him.

"Oi, Tsuna!" He turned and saw Jinsei running his way.

"Jinsei-san?" As he caught up to the brunette he started to slow down.

"Hey there Tsuna."

"Jinsei-san, what are you doing here." Tsuna asked not know why his senpai would be around him.

"Oh. That's easy. From what I hear from my otouto and imouto, I figured I should go to your house today to see if anything interesting is going to happen." He said with a big grin. "Hope ya don't mind."

'Of course I mind! And what did they tell you!?' Tsuna yelled in his head.

"We'll lead the way!" Jinsei said as he started walking.

"I'm back!" Tsuna said as he went up to his room with Jinsei close behind. "Hey, Reborn. I saw something really weird today... Hey, are you listening?"

"Yes?" The baby turned around and Tsuna freaked out at seeing his body covered in bugs.

"So this is Reborn? Seems kinda cool for a baby." Jinsei said also looking at the tutor.

"So you're the last one?" Reborn asked looking at Jinsei.

"Yup! Nice to meet ya!"

"Same here." He than turned to Tsuna's bed. "So we have two guests than."

"Another guest?" Tsuna than turned and saw the same kid from before on his bed.

"You're back, Tsuna-nii. And you have someone else." The kid said with a smile.

"Ahhh! You were that kid I saw in P.E..." Tsuna exclaimed.

"I thought he was interesting, so I invited him in." Reborn said.

"He made a ball float in the air, and then ran off when a bunch of adults came chasing." Tsuna explained.

"They were mafia." The kid said.

"WHA!? They were mafia!?" Tsuna exclaimed...again. "You were chased by the mafia? What's going-...!"

"Please, Vongola 10th, Tsuna-nii!" The kid begged. "Please help me!"

"WHA!? What are you talking about!? How an I suppose to deal with the mafia!?"

"I know that." He than pulled out the same giant book as before.

"That huge book again!"

"Because, Tsuna-nii you... You're placed last in both overall combat and intelligence out of 872 mafia bosses." The kid said reading off of his book. "But you're place first in your inability to turn down requests!"

"What!?"

"He's the informant, Futa, who can make incredibly accurate rankings." Reborn said looking at he brunette.

'Another weirdo!'

"Because Futa's rankings are 100% accurate."

"Who is that possible!?"

"That being said, information on the mafia is very valuable. It is said that if you can get ahold of his book, which is filled with rankings, the entire world would be in your grasp." Reborn explained.

"That's scary!" He than turned to Futa. "So that's why the mafia are after you?"

"Yes, for this book..." He than started begging again. "So save me, Tsuna-nii!"

"NO... NO, NO, NOOO! You think I'm really bad at turning down requests, but it's not true!" Tsuna yelled.

"That's not all. Tsuna-nii's lack of ambition is also placed first among all bosses, so I don't have to worry about you taking my book, will I?" The kid said with a smile.

'Why am I so pathetic!?'

"Why don't you help him?" Reborn said. "You're not going to leave a weak little animal out in the Savanna for all those carnivores, are you?"

"Oh, come on, Tsuna. Look at his cute little face." Jinsei said as he made a puppy dog face next to Futa's.

'Now that you say that he does look like a weak little animal...' Tsuna thought as he looked at Futa and Jinsei with some tears in their eyes. "T-then... Fine..."

"Yay! Yay!" Futa yelled as he and Jinsei did a little dance.

"They've already caught up." Reborn said looking out the window.

"Oh yeah! There are scary looking guys loitering outside my house!" Tsuna yelled as he saw the same people from before.

"Tsuna-nii/Reborn, now what!?" Futa and Tsuna yelled at the same time.

"This has nothing to do with me." Reborn answered.

"Don't worry guys. Just leave it to me!" Jinsei said as he walked out of the room.

"Wait! Jinsei-san!" Tsuna yelled as the door closed on his face.

"Let's tell Mom to get rid of them first." Tsuna said hoping that would help.

"That's too dangerous!" Futa said. "The Todd Family is ranked seventh for bloodlust out of all the mafia Families. It's the first time I've seen these two, but the tall one, Paolo, is very powerful and ranked 55th among 86,000 people in terms of his attack strength."

"Really!? Than we should go and stop Jinsei-san before he gets killed!" Tsuna yelled remembering the older male just went out.

"He'll be fine." Futa said. This got a confused look from the brunet. "He is ranked really high when it comes to strength and valor." This came as a real shock to Tsuna.

"Yeah. I know what ya mean. It's hard having to take orders and not get to do what ya want." Jinsei said as he talked with the people in front of the house.

"BOO!"

"WAH!"

"What was that!?" One of the guys said as he looked over to where the voices came from.

'Crap.' "Hey look! Some kid is running over there!" Jinsei said as he pointed in the opposite direction.

"Really! Come on! We have to get them!" They started running in that direction.

"Phew." He than started walking to the back of the house.

"What are you two doing!?" Tsuna asked looking at the two kids.

"We're bored!"

"What's going on?" Jinsei asked as he walked up to them.

"Jinsei-san. Thank goodness you're safe." Tsuna said.

"Yeah. I lead them in the opposite direction, but they'll be back. We better hurry before they figure it out." As he turned around he saw the same guys from before running at them. "What the hell!? I just got rid of you idiots!" Jinsei yelled at them.

"R-run!" Tsuna yelled as all three of them started running away.

"Sometimes I find myself disgusting... I'm glad I managed to run away..." Tsuna said as he let out a breath. "But what's the point if I lose Futa and Jinsei-san!?" He yelled seeing that it was just him. "I wonder if they escaped... What if they got caught...?"

"Boss, this kid was with him."

"FWA HA HA! Good job!"

"They're here!" Tsuna yelled as the other two men walked up.

"This kid should know where Futa is. Spit it out! Where did you hide Futa!?" One of them said as he grabbed Tsuna by the front of his jacket.

"HIEEEE! I don't know either!"

"Stop lying!"

"It's true! Please believe me! I'm sorry!"

"What now?"

"Tsuna-nii, get ahold of yourself." Futa said, appearing with Jinsei.

"Futa!"

"Oh, he showed up by himself."

"Cool."

"Why'd you come... Oh! The rocks are floating!" Tsuna said as Futa had that spaced out look again.

"That's Futa's ranking mode." Reborn said as he his looked like it was part of a wall.

"Ninjaish!"

"When his brain attains a red state to form his rankings, the energy gathered in his body creates distortions in magnetic fields and negates the effect of gravity around him." Reborn explained.

"I don't get it at all!" Tsuna yelled.

"What he's saying is that when Futa goes into this mode it's like only gravity effects him." Jinsei said looking on at the boy with a grin. 'This should be good.'

"Some say that he's communicating with faraway rankings stars out in the galaxy." Reborn finished.

"I get it, but how am I suppose to believe that!?" He than returned to looking at Futa. "Regardless, now isn't the time to be making rankings."

"I wouldn't say that, Tsuna." Jinsei said crossing his arms.

"Tsuna-nii, listen. Rossi on the left there, his intelligence among the mafia... Is ranked 226th out of 86,203 people. The highest between the three of them."

"Eh... Me?"

"In a situation like this, the one who is actually leading them... May be Rossi and not Paolo. So if you're going to apologize, apologizing to Rossi May be more effective." Futa continued.

'What's he sayings?' Tsuna thought.

"Is that so? You're leading?" Paolo asked looking to his right.

"Don't be silly!"

"Whaddya mean don't be silly!?"

"Calm down, Boss! He's trying to get between us!"

'I knew this would be interesting.' Jinsei thought watching the scene unfold.

Futa then continued. "Enzo, who is trying to break up the quarrel, is ranked 56th out of 86,204 people for ambition. Judging from his ranking, he will betray the other two and keep it for himself once he obtains the book."

"Is that true, Enzo!?"

"D-don't speak nonsense!"

"But his bank account balance ranking is 202 out of 86,224 people... Quite wealthy."

'He even knows about rankings like that!?' Tsuna thought in astonishment.

"You were saying yesterday that you had no money, and we paid for your drinks!"

"You were whining about being poor, too!"

"Ah, calm down, you two!"

"How am I suppose to stay calm!?" Paolo yelled as he punched Enzo in the face.

"WHA!?"

"I can't stand you either, Rossi!" He yelled as he punched the other one too.

'Internal dispute!?' Tsuna yelled in his head as the three of them were fighting and Jinsei was on the floor laughing.

"Aside from that, Paolo's sitting height is 8th tall out of 86,234 people, and..." Futa continued without even trying to stop.

"Stop talking and run!" Tsuna yelled getting the younger male by the shoulders and floating in the air.

"Sorry, Tsuna-nii! Can you wait a bit for me?" Futa asked.

"He's back to normal..."

"I have to write down the rankings just now." He said as he got his giant book out again.

"Who cares about that!? We have to go!" Tsuna yelled at him.

"But if I don't write it down, I'll forget." Futa said with tears in his eyes.

"Like a little animal again..."

"Don't worry, Futa. We can wait. Right, Tsuna?" Jinsei said walking up to them.

"I guess there's no choice..."

"Where do you think you guys are going!?"

"You think you can just get away with this?"

"UWAAAH! Tsuna-nii!"

"That's why I said to run!

"Now what should we do with them?"

"Hey..."

"It was Futa who saved him before. Now it's Tsuna's turn." Reborn said pointing his gun at the brunette from atop a very tall building. "Die."

"REBORN! PROTECT FUTA AS IS I WERE TO DIE!" Tsuna yelled as all his clothe, minus his underwear, flew off.

"Tsuna-nii, don't! Tsuna-nii's fighting ability is ranked last! You'll definitely lose!" Futa yelled. He than felt a hand on his shoulder and saw that it was Jinsei with a smirk on his face.

"Don't worry, Futa. He'll be fine." Jinsei said looking as Tsuna ran up to the men. 'Checker pattern today?' Tsuna than started to beat the three guys up and Futa watched in amazement.

"It's... It's like a dream!" Futa said. "My rankings... This is the first time it turned out to be wrong!" He exclaimed.

"Fuuuuu... That was close." Tsuna said as he sat on the street.

"Tsuna-nii!" Futa yelled as he ran up to the brunet with Jinsei right behind him.

"You're so great, Tsuna-nii!"

"Yeah, Tsuna. Didn't expect you to beat them all by yourself." Jinsei said with a smile. 'Mei was right. That bullet's amazing.'

"I'm so impressed, Tsuna-nii! You were able to overturn my rankings!" Futa exclaimed grabbing Tsuna's hand.

'So happy about being wrong!'

"I want to stay with Tsuna-nii and experience this again! Can I stay?"

"WHA!?"

"Of course you can stay, Futa! Me and Tsuna will always be here to help ya out!" Jinsei said giving a thumbs up.

"Ugh!"

"Tsuna-nii!?"

Tsuna was not able to refuse...

END CHAPTER

Monkey: So what'd ya think?

Reborn: *smirks* Tsuna's Family is growing. That's for sure.

Monkey: Yups! Now we'll be seeing more of the siblings together than one by one.

Reborn: That should be interesting.

Monkey: Yup! Next time we continue with a another chapter with Futa in it. There will also be more canon characters in it too. Also please tell me what you think about the siblings so far. Which one do you like that most? I'm going to be asking this question a couple of time throughout the story to see what you guys think. So until next time, maybe today, bye bye.

Reborn: Ciao, ciao!