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Shawn: Annnd I'm back. Had to visit an old friend. Now Saurus, I appreciate the idea so I'm gonna be doing Deadpool and Boba Fett while this is happening.

PhantomDragon99: And without further ado, BRING THE NOISE!

'Time to fix the past, I mean the future.' = talking

'Wait, what time is it?' = thought/talking over phone or com-link/flashback/hologram

"Time puns!" = yelling

Songs

Author's Notes

Ghost Coppers Fast Forward; Part 3

*Year 3516; Amity Park*

Shawn ran back to the window of Fenton Works. "And we're back. When we last left off I was about to burst into this house. Now, for my new ideal from beyond to come true." He said as he duplicated and turned into Deadpool and Boba Fett. The two burst through the door as music played. The camera focused on the Deadpool duplicate.

Deadpool Shawn: Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue:

I barely even know enough about you to diss you!

But do you guys honestly think that I would screw this feud up

And lose to the dude a huge toothie cootchie chewed up?!

That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas!

Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my lady bug pajamas!

I'm one of a kind; you're a xerox of your papa,

Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba!

I'm tight; you're mad baggy! I'm toned; you're so flappy!

Mad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!

Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape!

Maybe I'll write a letter and mail it in your face!

Deadpool Shawn slashed at several GIW agents and shot a few with his own version of the Merc with a Mouth's weapons from the game.

Boba Fett Shawn: Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1 'cause your style makes me spacesick,

And your bars are like your old pal, Cable: fucking basic!

I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off!

Bitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke ripoff!

You stole Spider-Man's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons!

You got Wolverine's powers; man, you're comic sloppy seconds!

That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school

'Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool!

Boba Fett Shawn flew around and blasted other GIW agents while firing a missile at others.

Deadpool Shawn: Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack?

Well, I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks!

Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw,

With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was, "AAAH!"

Deadpool Shawn launched one agent and shot him with shotguns before slamming him into the ground.

Boba Fett Shawn: I only need five lines 'cause I look fucking great.

You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face!

But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead.

Schizophrenics pay triple: one for each head.

Boba Fett Shawn burned several agents with his flamethrower.

Deadpool Shawn: Who you calling schizophrenic?! You've got two different voices!

You're like your holiday special, man: full of bad choices!

Deadpool Shawn stabbed several agents with sais before shooting them with pulse rifles.

Boba Fett Shawn: You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder.

You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder!

Boba Fett Shawn wrapped an arm dart around agents and swung them around before letting them go.

Deadpool Shawn: And the coolest things about you got straight up abandoned!

You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon!

So maybe don't talk about movies 'cause you've got dick to say!

Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far, far away!

Deadpool Shawn slammed the agents near the table with large mallets and shot others with sub-machine guns.

Boba Fett Shawn: I'm a legend; you're a trend. You ain't got half the skills I got.

I'll beat your ass with one eye closed (ugh!): Boba Fetty Wap!

And then I'll call Domino's. (Ooh!) She likes what I'm shaking.

She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon!

Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes!

I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows!

Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration.

Now run home and heal from this disintegration.

Boba Fett Shawn blasted the rest of the agents before turning back into regular Shawn. Deadpool Shawn did the same and the two merged. "Now, to see who was on the table." Shawn said as he walked to the table.

A Japanese ghost was unconscious on the table as Shawn lifted him. "You alright?" He asked. The ghost woke up and looked at Shawn. "Daijōbudesu. Watashi o shien shite itadaki arigatōgozaimasu, watashi wa Date masamune. Anatahadare?*" He said.

Shawn blinked and thought before pulling out a translation dictionary. "My name is Shawn. Maybe you can help me. Do you know where the GIW base is?" He said.

Masamune nodded. "Sore wa, fukai mori no naka de, kōri kenkyūjo to shite shira rete iru tatemono no chikakudesu. Watashi wa watashi ga hokaku sa re, koko ni motte ko rareta toki ni modotte kage, watashi no sōsaku no fukurō o shutoku shiyou to shite imashita.**"

Shawn looked at Masamune after reading his dictionary. "Wow. I'll help you get it. Thanks for your help." He said as he walked outside and used his eyes like binoculars. "Now, which way was that place again?" Shawn asked as he looked around.

"Tree. Bird. GIW robot heading for me. Cloud." Shawn said as he looked around. "GIW robot heading for me?!" He shouted as he whistled for his hover-board, which appeared and turned into a frighter jet. What is that, you ask? Well, think of your average fighter jet but it looks like something Jack Skellington would fly.

Shawn hopped in after dressing like the Red Baron and flew out to the robot. "Halt! You are entering a military airspace. Turn back now." He said as he made large guns appear on the sides of the jet.

"I am Agent Glair of the GIW, ectoplasmic freak. Turn yourself over for experimentation." Glair said as he hovered in front of Shawn. "Turn myself over to nut-jobs that want to destroy ghosts? No thanks." Shawn said as he fired the guns at Glair, who reflected them.

"Nice try. Now try this on for size." Glair said as he fired a large beam at Shawn. "Yipes. Evasive maneuvers, go." Shawn said as the jet turned into a combination of the Batmobile and an RV and landed on the street. "Come on." Shawn said pulling Masamune into the vehicle and drove off.

Glair followed Shawn and blasted at him. "Do me a favor and hit that big green button." Shawn said as he directed the blasts. Masamune looked around and pressed a button which fired a missile at Glair, which sprouted two arms that pulled out a four-barreled boomstick.

The missile headed for Glair and fired, not shells, but an EMP blast which shut down the robot. "Nicely done. Now let's go to the GIW base and bring home what rightfully belongs to ghosts." Shawn said as the vehicle turned into a mix between a tank and a Boss 302 Laguna Seca and sped to the base.

*Year 3516; GIW Base*

Shawn rammed his new tank car into the side of the fortress-like base and blasted agents to the walls with quick-drying ectoplasm as he drove through the base. "Any idea where the Owl of Shadows could be?" Shawn asked as he looked at a map.

"Īe, watashi wa sore ga chika no kenkyūshitsu no doko kada to shinjite imasu. Shikashi, dono yō ni wareware wa soko ni oriru nodesu ka?***" Masamune said after thinking. Shawn stopped the car. "Flip that lever." He said.

Masamune did so and the car turned into a drill and began to dig into the ground as a familiar robot started to follow them. The drill crashed through the roof of a lab where the Owl of Shadows was. Shawn stepped out of the drill and walked to the artifact. "Stay in there. You're safer." He said as he reached for the Owl.

"Halt. Don't move of I'll blast you into atoms." Glair said pointing a large blaster at Shawn. Shawn heard the blaster charging up and slowly turned around holding his sword. "Try me, Tin Man." He said. Glair looked at Shawn and fired the blaster at Shawn.

Our hero blocked the blast with his sword but was pushed back into a wall as some of the blast hit his side, making him grunt in pain. "Hmm. You can withstand a blast like that?" Glair asked. "Buddy, you don't know the half of it." Shawn said as he turned his sword into its gun form and fired at Glair several times.

Glair looked in awe as he was blasted back. "Powerful blasts. Prepare for a painful dissection." He said as he summoned two energy blades and charged at Shawn. Shawn turned his gun back into its sword form and duplicated it.

The two clashed blades repeatedly with Shawn transforming into different sword-users, including Kirito and Toon Link. Glair jabbed at Shawn and hit his arm. Shawn screamed in pain as his swords glowed and he swung them around like batons as he slashed Glair's chest.

Glair looked at Shawn and scowled. "You ectoplasmic trash. I will destroy you." He said as he repeatedly slashed at Shawn. Shawn blocked most of the slashes but took plenty of hits as he was covered in cuts. "This is getting us nowhere." He said as he made the swords disappear and enlarged his hand to punch Glair into a wall.

Glair charged at Shawn and kneed him in the gut, causing our hero to cough up blood. The robot slammed Shawn into a wall and repeatedly punched him. Shawn was covered in bruises as he fell on his hands and knees with Glair pointing a blade under his chin. "Once I'm done with you. I'll find anyone who associated themselves with you." He said as he raised the blade ready to strike.

Shawn's eyes glowed red with anger as he released a large sound wave that launched Glair farther than a punch did. "You stay away from my family and the ones I love." Shawn said as he fired a large ghost beam that ripped Glair's left arm off. Shawn rushed with his scythe out and slashed Glair several times.

Glair had no time to dodge these attacks as he was reduced to scrap metal which Shawn melted with his dragon breath. Shawn panted as he grabbed the Owl of Shadows and headed back to the drill as he left small orbs that glowed red. Once Shawn got in the drill, it turned into a rocket and launched out of the base. The orbs released energy that created an electric dome around the base.

The rocket flew through a blue portal and was sent to the present.

*Present Time; Clockwork's Lair*

Shawn's rocket landed in the lair of the Master of Time. Masamune floated out of the rocket and looked around. "Dareka no tasuke. Watashi no yūjin shōn wa fushō shi, ishi no shinsatsu o hitsuyō to sa remasu.." He said as he saw Clockwork and Jazz. Jazz looked at the ghost and gasped. "Where is he?" She asked. "Forō shite kudasai.****" Masamune said as he made a dash back to the rocket.

Clockwork and Jazz were shocked to see Shawn covered in cuts and bruises with his clothes covered in blood holding the Owl of Shadows. Due to his weakened state, Clockwork couldn't see what happened to Shawn. "Shawn? Please wake up, Shawn. Wake up for me." Jazz said as she started to cry. She cried into his shoulder and hugged him.

"Ow." Shawn said weakly. "Shawn?" Jazz asked as she looked at him. "Don't cry. I'm fine although you're hugging me kind of tight." Shawn said as he started to turn blue. Jazz let go of Shawn. "What happened?"

"I'll gladly tell you once I feel better. I have a lair nearby. take me there." Shawn said as his breathing turned ragged. The two ghosts and Jazz took Shawn to a building that was a mix between a manor, a lab, and a modern castle for medical attention.

Not to worry, I have translations.

* I am OK. Thank you for assisting me, I am Masamune Date. Who are you?

** It is near a building known as Axiom Labs, deep in the woods. I was trying to get the Owl of Shadows, my creation, back when I was captured and brought here.

*** No, but I believe it's somewhere in an underground lab. But how do we get down there?

**** Follow me.

Also, sorry about the f-bomb. I can't really edit a song I never made. Now I have a poll which isn't recurring as many votes as I thought. Also, should I make a sequel for my Danny Phantom/Ben 10 story? I had a thought that Jazz could be the first human detective of the GZPD, what do you guys think? Well, I gotta pause it. Thanks for reading. If you liked it, PUNCH that Favorite/Follow button in the face, LIKE A BOSS! And I'll see all you dudes and dudettes IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!