Fluffy Clouds and Little Birds

by TheVenturer

A series of drabbles in 221, 442 or flash-fiction format, following the lives of our favorite Baker Street boys; what's going on when we aren't watching? Not in any particular order, updates erratically. Humor, life, love, feels and fluff; includes wonderful Johnlock and a developing Mystrade. Rated M for language and smut, warnings inside. Suggestions reviews encouraged and loved!

59. Chapter 59

A/N: Hello there! Welcome back, and happy holidays to you who are celebrating this season :)

Here in the US of A we're all decked out for Christmas and, while I don't celebrate it, I still feel I should celebrate something… so I will have a December series of drabbles for you all!

"I Prefer to Sext" is exactly what it sounds like, guys. It'll have as many parts as I can write before the New Year, with little bits of Christmas-themed drabbles shoved between them as well :D

For all of those reading 'In My Mind…' that may be updated slower due to the little siesta of sex I have planned for our boys…

Anywho, off we pop! Falalalalala and all that jazz!

(P.S. Sherlock is in italics and John is underlined and normal)

(P.P.S. I'll put in times later, I just really wanted this posted! Enjoy!)

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"I Prefer to Sext"

John - SH

What?

Bored - SH

Go solve a triple murder or something, I'm trying to listen to the conference

Eat something too

BORED -SH

And no - SH

When was the last time you ate?

When did you leave? – SH

I hope you're joking. And if you're it's not funny, I left four days ago!

I ate at Angelo's last night - SH

I'll text Mrs.H and have her bring up something

You're a terrible distraction from boredom. In fact, I do believe you've made it worse - SH

Consider it payback for distracting me from the lectures

I don't see why you need to go away for two weeks to learn more about the field in which received degrees for let alone practiced for almost a decade. - SH

Don't say that you make me feel old

Science is always moving forward, Sherlock. I'd expect you to know that :P

You're not old, John - SH

Oh bloody hell not the faces again - SH

;D

;O

;P

\(*.*)/

You're insufferable - SH

Are you still bored?

Tremendously - SH

You could have come

The case sounded like an eight, even a nine! - SH

And what was it?

… - SH

A two, if that. - SH

Right

;P

Go back to your conference, I found your gun. Significantly less bored now. - SH

Don't shoot the pipes, and no damage fees are coming out of my pocket you git

Potty mouth, Dr. Watson - SH

Go shoot the wall. We'll talk about my mouth later… ;O