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AN: This one owes it's existence to the Fanfiction author sctwilightvampwolfgal. Thank you for letting me use your idea.
AN2: Set post reveal between Ladybug and Chat Noir.
"Dude, are you actually purring?"
Adrien didn't appear to hear him, a blissful look on his face. Marinette appeared not to either as she continued to stroke Adrien's hair in her lap.
"See you in class bro," he said as he hurried on. Adrien gave him a lazy wave and continued purring. It was a very strange scene, but fortunately this was Paris and strange was practically the norm. Slipping into a bathroom, he pulled Wayzz out of his pocket.
"Mini bro, Adrien's been akumatised. Time to transform. Wayzz-"
"Master, wait!" Wayzz protested and Nino paused mid action.
"What is it Mini bro?" he asked and Wayzz sighed.
"An akuma would be trying to get our attention. He's just sitting there with his girlfriend, purring," Wayzz pointed out and Nino shook his head.
"Wayzz my man, purring is not normal human behaviour," he replied and Wayzz shook his head.
"It is unusual, yes. But not unheard of. After all, Chat Noir purrs and he's never been akumatised."
"Yeah, but Chat Noir's basically a big house cat. He even goes on all fours a lot of the time. There's no way…" Nino's eyes widened as he was hit by a sudden realisation. "My best bud is Chat Noir. Oh my God, perfectly controlled, always missing Adrien is Chat Noir."
"That wasn't what I-"
"But Chat and Ladybug are dating…but that means that Marinette is Ladybug!"
"Master th-"
"I mean, Adrien wouldn't cheat, not like that. And she's always missing too and they started dating at about the same time as Ladybug and Chat Noir and-"
Wayzz sighed as he watched his young charge waffle on. He really should have known better really. Mistakes like this were more Plagg's thing or Trixx. He was supposed to be the smart one. What a let down!