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"Gah!"
Once again, Marinette tripped over the ONLY stone in an otherwise empty street. Once again, she managed to crash straight into the only other person in an otherwise empty road. (Really, it was practically a gift how clumsy she managed to be really)
Before she knew it, the two of them became entangled and by incredible cosmic chance, their lips collided.
"OHMYGODI'MSOSORRYIDIDN'T-"
It's okay Marinette," the all too familiar voice said gently as he stood up and offered her his hand. "These things happen."
Marinette looked up to see who she had crashed into and screamed.
Standing there with a smile on his face was none other than Adrien Agreste. She felt her face suddenly warm up as she felt a blush cross her face.
"OHMYGODADRIENIDIDN'TMEAN-" she abruptly stopped talking and screamed once more at the confused look on Adrien's face.
"What was that about?" he asked as Marinette ran away. He licked his lips, tasting her sweet tasting lip gloss. It was a really unique flavour, a mixture of sugary sweets and cherries and something else…
It was a good combination. Maybe he would try to give Ladybug some when they next met.
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Another day, another akuma.
The akuma was nothing special really. Just a woman who could grow flowers with a touch of a hand that tried to grab anyone who came close.
The flowers were not exactly threatening though. In fact, they would hardly have bothered either hero at all except for a somewhat unfortunate point where Chat managed to get tripped up on one of those annoying flowers and somehow managed to fall onto Ladybug in such a way that their lips managed to connect.
For a moment, he looked into Ladybug's eyes in shock. He recognised that taste. In fact, he was pretty sure that there was only one other person with lips that tasted like that.
""Move!" Ladybug yelled as she suddenly pushed them away from the advancing akuma. She huffed slightly in annoyance.
"Honestly Chat, now is not the time to be spacing out. You're the second boy I've accidently kissed today and-"
"Sorry Princess," Adrien said almost mechanically and he charged at the akuma.
"Princess?" Ladybug said with a puzzled frown. She shook her head. "No. There's no way he could possibly know."
AN: Yes, the irony is strong with this one. Have fun with it.