"Hey Evans, I need a hand." Sirius said to Lily in the Common Room, a mischievous grin on his face.
"With what?" Lily asked sceptically.
"Well, I need your hand." Sirius explained.
"That sounds like a euphemism. Aren't you still with Moony? Or have I missed something?" Lily raised a brow.
"No, no, no! Remus and I are still together very much so-"
"Use English," Interjected Lily.
"Fine. I need to see your hand. Just for a second." Sirius reassured. "Nothing cheeky,"
Lily presented her right hand to Sirius. He studied it for several moments before asking for her left.
Sirius was holding back his bark like laugh with great difficulty before quickly thanking Lily and running off.
"James! James!" Sirius wails echoed against every surface of the castle. "Your darling is a lesbian!"
Confused? Well, I learnt today that according to some study (on average) lesbians have shorter index fingers than their ring fingers. But don't tell anyone, just casually inspect all your gal pals hands. You can even start trying to pair people up, I know I will. My ring finger on my left hand is longer than my index on my left also, take that how you will...
I was going to call this "Darling Lesbian Fingers" but then I realised...