On the theatre screen, the movie started.

A purple book appeared onscreen, opening up to reveal a tablet screen. The Descendants logo appears on it.

Mal: Once Upon a time, long, long ago...

A map of Auradon appeared on the Tablet screen.

"Mal, is that you?" Evie asked her best friend.

"Dunno... sounds like it."

Mal: Well, more like twenty years ago,

Everyone laughed.

Mal: Belle married her Beast in front of six thousand of their closest, personal friends.

"What?" screamed Gaston. "No one says no to Gaston!"

"Get over it. There is no way I'd marry you in this life or the next," returned Belle.

Mal: Yeah, big cake.

A massive wedding cake appears with Belle and Adam on top.

"Hey, that's... that's me!" Adam exclaimed, then turned to Belle. "It'd be an honour to marry someone who is beautiful from their name to their eyes, such as you." He gently kissed Belle's hand, and Belle blushed.

Mal: So instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon.

The map reappears, with a banner appearing to label it.

"Why do I sense false happiness?" asked Fairy Godmother. "Do you not like Auradon?"

"You'll find out," replied all of the VKs in unison.

Mal: He rounded up all of the Villains and their sidekicks... basically all of the really interesting people,

Figurines of the Villains appear.

All the Descendants gulp at the sight of the Villains, forgetting that they were to the right of them. The Villains look worried.

"W-we're evil?" some Villains stammered.

Mal: And he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost, with a magical barrier to keep them there.

A picture of the Isle appears.

"This sounds too familiar..." Carrie trailed off. Then she remembered, "Oh! This is horridly similar with the Jerry situation..."
Those who had lived past or during WW2 had gulped.

Mal: This is my hood. No magic, no wifi,

"How do you live without Wifi?!" choked Audrey. Fairy Godmother looked saddened when she realised the answer to her question.

The tablet glitches out.

Mal: No way out. Or so I thought.

"I'm sorry, but magic is impenetrable," said Adam, shaking his head,"No matter how you attempt it. Been there, done that, got the T Shirt." He glared at the Enchantress.

"Carlos actually temporarily burst a hole in the barrier last month," countered Evie, making Carlos blush.

"All I was trying to do was get better TV channels, but I must've caught a specific wavelength or something," he reasoned. The VKs had a new found respect for the De Vil.

Mal: Hang on. You're about to meet us but first, this happened.