"You and Lily are straight together."

"I think you mean 'going out'."

"Nope, straight together. Everyone says that Remus and I are gay together."

"Yeah,"

"I think –much like Marlene McKinnon- that it can go both ways."

"Marlene's not bi-"

"Yeah she is," Sirius scoffed.

"I doubt that she i-"

"Prongs, we had to tell you that Remus and I were gay together after we had been going out for almost a year and after you'd walked in on us making out several times. You have no opinion in this field or gaydar, for that matter."

Sassy Sirius.