"You and Lily are straight together."
"I think you mean 'going out'."
"Nope, straight together. Everyone says that Remus and I are gay together."
"Yeah,"
"I think –much like Marlene McKinnon- that it can go both ways."
"Marlene's not bi-"
"Yeah she is," Sirius scoffed.
"I doubt that she i-"
"Prongs, we had to tell you that Remus and I were gay together after we had been going out for almost a year and after you'd walked in on us making out several times. You have no opinion in this field or gaydar, for that matter."
Sassy Sirius.
