Dear Santa,
I'll just skip the formalities and get straight to the point. You seem like a smart individual so i'll cut right to the chase I want a new deck of cards that is definitely fireproof. I'm sure you're wondering why and the reason is Axel. That hot headed pyromaniac got mad after a game and singed half of my deck. Then the blundering fool Demyx tried to put the fire out so he soaked the cards which ruined most of them. The few surviving cards I had were cut up by Demyx who tried to make snowflakes out of them. I'm surrounded by card abusing idiots and that's why I need a new deck of cards
-Luxord