Dear Santa,
Listen here fatty i've been moderately good. I've shocked Demyx a total of 23 times this week and I only made him cry a few of those times which is an all time low for me. This year I want one of those flying reindeer you have but not the one with the red nose he seems like a loser. Then I want some of those elves to they seem like they would make great slaves and finally I want world domination. Since this isn't much to ask I better get all of the things on my list or you'll be the one getting shocked. And don't be stingy either fatty.
-Larxene