Dear Santa,
I'm running low on a few of the ingredients I need for my latest experiment so I need some mercury,uranium,and plutonium plus any other things you can spare because i'm sure I could use them for something. I also want to try some tests on your reindeer if you wouldn't mind sparing a few. I couldn't promise they would make it back alive and in one piece but it's a risk i'm willing to take for science.
-Vexen