Dear Santa,
I'll make sure to leave you some cookies like I do every year I promise. Sorry about last year Xigbar got hungry and ate all the cookies before you got here. This year I made sure to keep them hidden and I also made sure to keep Axel away from the fireplace so he doesn't burn the stockings and so you don't burn your butt when you come down the chimney. This year I want a new goldfish. I know I ask for one every year and I always forget to feed it but this time I promise i'll feed it and he'll last longer than a week like all my other fish.
-Demyx