Chapter 11: Dissonance
Making their way to the Dorm Assignment office, the unlikely trio was chatting casually to fill the silence between each other. Even though its all Kiba who was actually talking more than the two.
Naruto welcomed the noise that Kiba brings, Sasuke on the other hand, is annoyed. He was tagging along since he was curious with Naruto. It didn't matter what happened in their first meeting together. What's important is that he miscalculated the kid and was willing enough to actually invite him in the brotherhood. That is if Naruto wants to as well.
"Are you even listening?", an annoyed Kiba asked the two as they abruptly stopped and looked at him. He wasn't looking like a girl who just got neglected but rather a old man who doesn't like children.
Sasuke couldn't help but let out a sigh together with a whispered "ojiji" at the end of it. But of course he made sure Kiba would catch that just to infuriate him. Which just earned him a glare.
Naruto watched the two exchanged glares at each other with Sasuke clearly having the coldest meanest and Kiba just plained old one. He chuckled at their antics. 'Ugh, humans are such idiots', Kyuubi commented as he observed the unfolding scene. 'Hey I'm human too', but he already knew that he was an excemption to Kyuubi's generalization of humans.
Sensing that this all stupid, Kiba walked on not bothering to look back if they were following at all. 'Damn, that kid really gets on my nerves. I hope Naruto would turn down the offer though', Kiba mused as he walked to the Dorm Office.
It was already open that time and saw that Kakashi was already up. 'Well this is a first'. Knocking on the glass pane to get the White Fangs' attention, Kiba noticed his focus was somewhat not on the desk, rather, beneath it.
So just like any curious human being, he looked over and saw that Kakashi was receiving a blowjob underneath the desk, all that poor Kiba could do was manage a squeek of indignant disgust. Sure he saw them kissing and hugging. Sure he knew they were gay but seeing them in this situation gave Kiba the shivers and made him uncomfortable.
Without making eye contact Kiba cleared his throat to catch their attention. Effectively halting the activity, Kiba heard a startled Iruka fully flushed because of shame. Kakashi being the pervert he was, didn't mind that discovery of their lude acts and greeted Kiba cheerfully as if nothing was wrong.
Iruka straightened himself up and fixed his hair. After doing so he greeted Kiba sheepishly and asked why he was here. Before Kiba could answer though he saw Naruto approaching along with a tall handsome boy. Iruka wasn't part of the team but was keeping tabs with Naruto so Kakashi let him in the circle. Understanding the look that Kiba gave him, it must be acknowledge that they don't know each other.
Naruto saw Kiba stop on the receptionist's window and mused what was going on. Thats when he caught a glimpse of his long time teacher. He practically rushed to greet the man and caught a funny scent as he hugged him. 'He smells like sex', Kyuubi helpfully explained to Naruto. 'Gee thanks Kyuubi', his nose crinkled a bit which prompted Iruka to break away.
"So you know each other?" Kiba genuinely asked the teen. Eyeing them both and remembering what Iruka was doing moments before Naruto came. He does know that Kakashi and Iruka are boyfriends but to Naruto he don't know what Iruka is.
"Yes, he was my home school teacher ever since", Naruto beamed, giving Iruka one of his genuine smiles. How much time have past since they last met he can't remember. 'BAKAAAA, it was just a few days ago when they drove you here', Kyuubi interjected his thoughts. 'Don't spoil the moment Kyuu', Naruto pouted outwardly at the thought that he was already homesick with the people he loves.
"What's wrong Naru?", out of concern Iruka called him by his petname which caused the teen to blush resembling that of a tomato ripe for the picking. Sasuke, of course noticed this and immediately found it amusing and likeable to his taste.
"Uhh no-nothing just a random thought, anyways what are you doing here sensei?", it was now Iruka's turn to blush along with Kiba who saw what was actually happening before they got here.
"I-i-i was just helping Kashi- I mean, KAKAshi here with some paper works", flustered was he of how to cover up the actual reason he was there for. And by the looks Kakashi is giving Kiba who so conveniently cock-blocked and saved them that its more than helping him with the paper works.
'More like helping him get off thats what.', Kyuubi commented causing Naruto to blush again. 'Will you shut up, its not helping anyone here!', the teen yelled back inwardly.
'It sure does help me have more fun', Kyuubi laughed at the expense of them. Meanwhile Sasuke whose been observing them deduced what is what and had a little finese in saving the situation from being anymore awkward.
"We are here for Naruto's Room assignment." stepping forward imposing his usual cold demeanor. "I assume that there are still a lot of rooms left Kakashi sensei?" addressing his all time annoying professor.
"Of course there are, but that was last semester, its only down to one now", handing out a form layout of rooms available. most of it were already reserved and two were under construction or unavailable.
"What about these two?" Kiba commented genuinely since he knew they would make a plan of Naruto being roomed with him but aint actually IN the know hows.
"This one is because your friends," looking at Sasuke, "Smuggled tons of weeds and alchohol inside the campus." Letting out an exparated sigh of boredom. "The room, got smashed litteraly with all their bonking and rutting" giving Iruka a lustful look all the while raising his eyebrows like 'oh you know what I mean baby'
'Does this guy know decency at all', Naruto thought. 'Well, apparently, if they can fuck here in the office the answer would be NO', Kyuubi laughed his head off with that remark. 'Kyuu!', Naruto's eye twitched as another blushed came about albeit a little more less than the first ones.
"And this one, is because some girls wanted some furnishings with their rooms even though it is highly discouraged.", Eyeing Sasuke again, who had several room improvement decors and personal furnishings.
"Then you should better do something about it I guess, good one Kakashi", smug and unashamed, his family is the one of the great founders of this school so might as well indulge the benefits of it.
"Well, I'm only a professor I dont want to risk my miniscule salary for a student's amusement", Kakashi reasoned out. He provided another form for Naruto to fill out. "You're going to be staying with Kiba here, so better get to know each other starting now". He layed back on his seat and waited for the blowjob to continue only to realize that it has ended few minutes ago already. Kakashi retired himself to reading his icha-icha novel.
Without any other choice, Naruto filled out the form reluctantly. 'Atleast I still have a room to stay on', he mused to himself. 'Oooor rather you have a hot, smoking gorgeous hunk sleeping with you.' Kyuubi suggested.
'I ain't that kind of guy Kyuubi', Naruto monotonously countered. Ever since they knew about each other Kyuubi has been teasing him with his sexuality as if its the biggest thing next to the Kardashan's fake boobs and ass.
'I'm just looking at the 'positive' side of things as you always tell me', the old fox teased him more. 'Well apparently this isn't the opportune time for that.' Naruto dismissively retorted.
"If you're done, this here will be you're duplicate key." Kakashi gave out an evelope containing rules and regulation with the usage of dorm rooms, tap ed on front of it is the key to the room. The key has an engraving of its room and building code just incase it got lost it'll be easier to return it to the owner.
Naruto checked out the key and thoughts ran through his head. Things like this will be a good start, this should be exciting. Smiling to himself, even though its sucks he can't choose rooms, hey, atleast he still had one to boot.
Kiba noticed his smile and smiled to himself as well. 'The kid's probably excited. Might show him around the campus after going to the registrars office later'. Speaking of which, he checked his wrist watch and saw that its almost time for the office to open. Might as well get there now.
"Hey Na-,", Kiba was cut off as Sasuke walked away and shouted at them. Well, specifically, to Naruto. "Ei Naruto, think out what we talked about earlier ya?". Waving as he walked on.
Sasuke didn't need to turn and look at Naruto's reaction. If he accepts he's in the frat, if not then let's just say that he has a lot of ways to convince him. One way or another.
"Sure thing 'Suke", Naruto shouted back. 'Really? You barely knew him in the last few minutes and you already have a petname for him?', Kyuubi scolded his ward. 'What the heck, I just shortcutted his name, what's wrong with that?', he explained. 'For starters, didn't I told you to be wary of this punk?' the old fox reminded him of what happened earlier as their skins touched. 'Why didn't you felt it the first time we met?', Naruto asked.
'Its because...I dunno, I wasn't that focused on him.' Kyuubi said as he himself wondered why so that he didn't felt this kind of aura before. They might have avoided him the confrontation if anything. 'See? You're just being paranoid, he's ok. Maybe a little bit misunderstood but I get him somehow.' Naruto wondered why he felt that way. Should it be because Sasuke made qualms with there little episode last time? Or is it something else.
"Ehem... Well, as much as I want to know your answer as well, we have to go to the Registrar's Office now and get your papers done", Offering his best smile, Kiba accompanied Naruto back to the Registrar's Office.
Still musing as to what his answer would be, Kiba asked Naruto the obvious question to dismiss the quiet air around them since leaving the Dorm Office.
"So... What course are you in?" Kiba asked even though he already knew the answer to that. He was practically enrolled to the class, besides he might want to take this opportunity to fix his not-so-goodlooking remarks on his records. And then get a higher raise next paycheck.
"I'm going to study Criminology." Naruto answered, his mind is already set to answer questions automatically whilst talking with Kyuubi. It took alot of practice and weird-ass replies to his grandparents before but this sure will payout here in college. He can actually hit two birds at the same time.
'Yadda yadda yadda, this kid's the same as the other. Didn't I warned you about them?' Kyuubi scolded Naruto for the second time again and its getting into the kid's nerves a bit. Sensing this, 'I know you want to make new friends but let's take it slow and make sure they won't mean any harm to you. Deal?' With this Naruto agreed. He just can't handle being too bossy since he can control his own body but in a sense that Kyuubi is also a part of his being he can't help but seek permission or approval as well. They're practically inseprable so they should cooperate.
The Registrars Office opened just as they arrived and was already receiving them. The employee asked for Naruto's documents to be filed for his application. She then instructed him to fill out the freshman's form and handed him the course syllabus.
Naruto filled out the form and noticed that there would also be an extensive physical exam to be accomplished within the day. One of the P.E. professors shall evaluate him because apparently the department requires physically fit and able students for the course.
The employee told him to go to the Dean's Office of his course so as to get the approval slip which will then be passed to the examiner.
Naruto was full of energy due to the excitement of the unfolding events. He walked with vigor and planted on his face was a permanent genuine smile which Kiba found cute and beautiful.
'What the hell am I thinking?', Kiba shook his head in annoyance of the thought he might be turning gay for a kid. 'Maybe his excitement is just rubbing off on me as well', he reasoned out. Then again, someone who never had a girlfriend in other's opinion would think otherwise. Given the benefit of the doubt.
They entered the Dean's Office and was evaluated. Being homeschooled didn't complicate things since they pre-received orders that a certain child will be given approval regardless of complications. So the Dean handed out the approval slip which Naruto will then provide for the Physical Examiner.
Going to the gym, Naruto provided the slip to one of the P.E. professors who promptly asked him to remove his clothes leaving only his boxers. One of the lustful P.E. professors, whom Kiba recognizes as Hidan. He eyed Naruto's abs and bouncy ass. Not to mention the delicious tan he is sporting which intensified not only his blonde hair but eyes as well. Kiba gave Hidan the evil eye but was not sure if the professor minded how unconscious he is of the tent he's sporting under his pants. Of course Kakuzu was there to bring back Hidan to Earth from cloud nine. That is by talking to him or by smacking his head upside. The latter provided effective and though it gave and a mouthful of profanities it was somewhat satisfying to hear that resounding smack on the head.
'Adults, so perverted. They disgust me.' Kyuubi commented as he watch the two adults start another bout of arguments about lewdness in public. 'You hate everyone its a given Kyuu', Naruto teased the old fox. 'Its because they don't know any better thats why.', Kyuubi resumed his brooding from inside Naruto and said no more.
The test consisted of a few laps around the Gym with push ups and stomach crunches. They also did stationary jogging measuring the pulse rate before and after the exercise. The final test was done inside a cubicle with a Doctor who examined him just as normal one would do if they wanted an annual check up.
Naruto's results will be given within three days. For the mean time, they've given him a receipt for claim once it is finished. They provided him another slip for the dental examination of which is located in the new building.
"Come on, let's go. It's will be just a minute or two for them to check it out. Let's grab some grub after I'm hungry." Kiba reasoned out as his stomach growled loudly causing Naruto to chuckle.
Making their way to the Office they were greeted by a Nurse who asked for the slip given by the Physical Examiner. She then signed it and lead to the Dentist's Chair.
The Doctor started out the examination of Naruto's teeth, everything else checked out but suggested to have braces if he wants it to be "perfect". Naruto politely declined and said he was fine with it already. The nurse filled out a form and handed him a receipt for the examination.
"Let's go to this restaurant pizzas there are awesome.", Kiba giddy with the thought of food gracing his mouth made him hyper. Naruto indulged the offer but asked if he could atleast drop off his luggage in the dorm room before that. "Sure thing! Come on now." goin to their assigned building, Naruto trudged along Kiba who whistled the infamous Kill Bill tune.
'I swear, I will kill that boy if I had a body other than yours Naru', Kyuubi is so annoyed with the shrillness of the tune Naruto could actually feel the hatred building up. 'I got it Kyuu' Naruto engaged Kiba into nonsense questions like where are the bathrooms. Where could he buy binders and books. The very dumbest question he asked is where the canteen would be. This prompted Kiba to a litany of how the food there sucks. Mainly because most of the dishes either had a complimentary vegetable sidedish or it is the viand itself. 'I guess he's a meat lover that's why', Naruto thought.
'You can see he's well built and mean, veggies won't do that to ya.', checking out Kiba's physique. 'Come to think of it, he has the same body as yours. I mean in development though a little bit mature in my estimates.' he added.
'I think so too and here I thought you don't like him Kyuu', Naruto teased the old fox. 'I still don't like him, I'm just checking him out.' Kyuubi reasoned out. 'Whatever you say Kyuu' Naruto chuckled as they arrived at the doorstep of their dorm room.
Arriving at their room, he tried out his new key and worked just fine. Kiba pointed his side of the bed which automatically makes the one near the window Naruto's. "Thanks" he's not a morning person and the sun shining first thing in the morning is very annoying indeed.
Leaving his luggage just beside the bed, he noticed how "clean" it is compared to last time he'd been there. It also smells "clean", something tells him it was a set up. 'Maybe so, maybe not. Let's just get on with it', Kyuubi whined. 'Alright alright.'
He took out one of favorite red jackets and doned it. Going out of the room he saw Kiba waiting in the hall eyes looking straight through the window panes and into the huge slab of granite. He was looking at the garden they first met just straight across. He remembered the first time their eyes met. Back then Kyuubi wasn't focusing as well, they felt something stir deep within them.
The moment was intensified as Naruto stared directly again into Kiba's hazel eyes and saw kindness, a mirth of mischievous spirit and a hint of recklesness. He broke eye contact, "Let's go?", and he answered "Lead the way".
A/N:
sorry, again for making you wait this long, i was stumped haha but here you go :)