Chapter 13: Of Pizzas and Pineapples [part 1]
The school cafeteria is on a separate building, pretty much like a restaurant with adjacent stalls next to it. Right now it looks a little less deserted as school will be starting two days from now. Just a shy few steps a park can be seen complete with picnic tables so students from different colleges can frolick and appreciate nature as they take a break.
'Hmmm this seems nice.' Kyuubi absentmindedly commented as Naruto's gaze swept the entirety of the place. "Cool place, this University sure is big." Naruto said thought aloud.
"Yep, there's even a forest beyond the park. Naturally, it's off limits but some students get by and by." Kiba commented as he followed Naruto's line of view and saw what the kid meant. 'This is probably the first time he's ever outside that home of his.' Right then and there Kiba thought of giving Naruto some slack.
Approaching the cafeteria's entrance Kiba opened it and was hit with the distinct smell of food being cooked. "Man, it feels good to be alive. Eh?"
"Yeah, it is." Naruto responded absentmindedly and entered the cafeteria with Kiba. He was assaulted with distinct familiar aromas and new exciting ones. His mouth watered a bit and with a stomach mildly growling he allowed his eyes to drink the entirety of the building. Not too huge but not too shabby as well.
There were two floors to it to accomodate the ever increasing population of the Konoha University and somehow he was very thankful for it as he doesn't like crowded places or closed areas too much.
"We should head over there and see what's on the menu." walking it off casually, there are a number of students eating solo on long tables. Others have books infront of their noses. Some are just idly chatting as the food in front of them gets colder by the second.
"I'm assuming this place will be crowded when school starts." Naruto thought outloud. Keeping pace with Kiba seems to be a tiresome activity but he has to since he doesn't know the place yet. 'Might as well use the energy the kid has' Kyuubi agreed on.
"Pretty much, some of the kids here go out on the restaurants outside campus." Kiba said as they got in front of a japanese like stall thats offering 'authentic' ramen. Kiba raised an eyebrow upon reading authentic ramen, "..Yeaaaah...right, let's check the main cafeteria." but before Kiba could go further his jacket was pulled by slim girly fingers, that happened to belong to Ino, one of the students he bumped into just recently.
"He~ey" Ino greeted rather awkwardly. A mixture of shrill bitch hormone coupled with excitement. Naruto was put off at how strong it 'smells' wondering how can someone smell this strong with no one else batting an eye about it. 'It's because its you that's why.' Kyuubi helpfully interjected his thoughts.
'So you mean to say, I can smell pheromones just as if it were perfume?' Naruto begrudgingly questioned. Playfully laughing at his host's predicament, Kyuubi couldn't help but think of all the things he could do to mess up Naruto during his days in college. 'Oh it will be FUN', he said aloud.
'What...is...it' smiling outwardly though deep inside he was gnawing the sides of his cheeks in utter frustration towards the old fox. 'Technically speaking, yes. You can smell, sense, and see what others cannot. Didn't I tell you that way way waaaay before?' Kyuubi said mockingly.
'Yeah I know, but still. This is entirely new to me. Like when Iruka-sensei was with his uh.. boyfriend?' Naruto thoughtfully tried to remember the smell of sex but couldn't quite put a finger on it. 'I suggest you shouldn't try to remember how it smells.' Kyuubi said as he knows how curious Naruto could be.
'If you say so,' blushing a little as he saw Ino seductively bounces her watermelons in front of Kiba who seemed to be having difficulties talking with the gal. That was before Ino got near and actually had her watermelons 'hug' Kiba's muscular arms.
Kiba was flustered and blushing tomatoes his words became a tumble of mumbles a 5 month old baby would've been so proud. Naruto inwardly chuckled and saw that it was high time they get something to actually eat instead of gawking in the middle of the day because of some bitch in heat. ''atta boy.' Kyuubi praised.
"I think Kiba is experiencing a mild state of short term memory loss as he hit his head just this morning, so I guess the answer is no, he doesn't remember you", Naruto casually said as if a conversation towards a friend.
Kiba raised a questioning eyebrow as to why the kid said that. Its clear and broad as daylight like saying 'fuck off'. Which clearly didn't sit quite well with our bitch in heat, who at the moment shifted her pale steel lavender eyes towards Naruto. Dumbfounded with the reaction he proceeded to dig a deeper hole for his shits.
"What, it's true. Besides we're hungry, might as well leave the poor guy alone and let us eat." Naruto said as a matter of factly. Naruto whose been homeschooled and sheltered all his life, is going to experience the very first slap in his college years, simply because for lack of better words he lacked social interaction experiences.
"How rude of you! And here I thought you were cool and stuff!" queue resounding slap of the decade. Which turned every available head in the Cafeteria. Not surprising since not much is around everyone could practically hear a dung beetle fart.
Ino promptly stormed off on the opposite direction completely beet red with anger as she again lost an opportunity to have a good fuck. 'Man, talk about cockblocker. You take the cake kit!' Kyuubi was laughing so hard akin to a caffeneited Hyena Naruto had to cringe outwardly. Of course since Kiba can't actually here the demented laughters Naruto is cringing from he can't help but feel sorry for the kid.
"Does it hurt? Well, you did get a hard one." Kiba's face was a good few inches away from Naruto's face. He could smell the strong musky scent. Kiba smelled of woods which is kinda nice. 'Nice you say?' Kyuubi queried the boy. 'At least he doesn't smell like he looks.' Naruto chuckled inwardly. Kiba is the epitome of spiky shagged teenager who is on the peak of puberty and angst. Rebel like looks run all over him.
"Naah, I just came back from Earth after the slap." Rubbing the sore spot which soon turned red with a clear imprint of Ino's hand. It stung but it's not something he would fuss over. He had worse dealings before this so he walked off to the menu and saw that pizza was on it. Skeptic, he pointed it for Kiba to see.
"Never had pizza before?" Kiba was now not sure if this even had a taste of fast food. Oh the wonders he would provide Naruto, the joys of eating fast foods and getting rid of the boring ho-
"Was gonna ask if these are home made or fast food", Naruto's response dashed Kiba's hope of being cool infront of the kid. Well there are lots of other times to do it.
"They are home made, well specifically the Cafeteria makes it. Always freshly baked to boot your cravings." Kiba dejectedly sighed away and eyed the pizza roster to see if anything meaty was available.
"Great, Bachan used to bake pizzas when she manages to get her hands on good cheese." checking out the list that is available he asked the cashier if Hawaiian Pizza was available. The cashier ringed the baker twice and was given an ok. "Give me 3 slices please", handing out the cash he took his order and waited for Kiba to get his pizza.
Kiba did not notice the choice of pizza Naruto got for himself so he was just idly looking at the people who are present in the area. Saw someone who almost fell on his meal but woke up the at the last few inches. 'Man that would've been funny as hell.'
Sitting down on the table Kiba then did finally noticed that Naruto ordered Hawaiian Pizza. A capital punishment in his books, Kiba hated the idea of having pineapples on his pizza and can't help but give Naruto a piece of his mind regarding the matter.
"Why do you even eat that? You do know pineapple doesn't really go well with pizza right?" a tone of hoping that Naruto would change his order and he will be there to help him changing it for a meat induced one.
"Uh no, pineapple does go on pizza" Naruto said casually and proceeded to take a huge bite on his pizza. Oh how triggered Kiba was at that moment.
"No...It doesn't" Kiba said through his smile and clenched teeth face.
"Yes, it does. Actually it balances out the saltiness of the pizza."
Their eyes met and both instantly knew that neither one is backing out on this idiotic argument. Idiotic it may seem to others but to them it's a matter of who's the better pizza.
'You know this means war'
A/N: watch out how this two will finish this funny argument. let me know what you think :)
p.s. I absolutely love pizza :3 except pepperoni pizza, i can eat it but not with the same enthusiasm as
the other versions of pizza