Chapter 14: Of Pineapples & Pizza [Part 2]
Kyuubi is not amused.
That's what Naruto deduced because Kyuubi did nothing but sigh and moan for the last 15 minutes and it's not going to change any moment sooner simply because he's engage with a mindless debate with Kiba, his roommate slash classmate slash pizza offender. For the last 15 minutes all they done is argue on whether why pineapple should or shouldn't be on pizza.
"I mean, pizza is supposed to be the heavenly food where you get to eat bacon, ham, pepperoni or meat overload all together and not feel ashamed because of its randomness." Kiba said with satisfactory nod.
'He said what, exactly?' Kyuubi asked as Naruto made another mental eyeroll. 'That's it, I don't get it either.' "That's besides the point, in Newyork there's even pizza brocolli so I don't get why pineapple on pizzas get the most attention as being worst or hated. To each his own." Naruto finished with a disapproving stare aimed at Kiba who equally stares back with smug face.
Sakura who's been watching them argue already had enough of the stupid discussion and opted to intervene once and for all. Going for the usual Sakura greeting she cracked her knuckles good before bringing it down on both Kiba's and Naruto's thick heads.
Naruto was physically trained by Jiraiya himself, giving him pointers and routine so as to improve and protect himself, in case the need arises be of help as well. So when Kyuubi alerted him of a certain bubblegum haircolored girl was approaching them he instantly knew it was Sakura. Kyuubi also warned him that she was going to do something with her knuckles of which Naruto was well aware of as well.
Needless to say that when Sakura brought down her fist on them Naruto was able to dodge it with ease while Kiba got the full brunt of it, effectively planting his face on his half finished pizza. Sakura then looked at Naruto's way and squinted as if trying to see what gave her off. She received a well placed smile from Naruto who obviously is faking it. "I don't like that smile." she said still squinting at him. Straightening up she then released her fist that was still on top of Kiba's head.
Kiba immediately raised his head and breathed deeply, face red from lack of air and had bits of pizza stuck on his face. "What the fuck is your problem girl!?" he finally blurted out as he regulated his breath. "You tryin' to kill me?!" Teeth gnashing and veins popping on his forehead he's specially annoyed with the fact that not only his half eaten pizza was ruined but the argument between Naruto is now gone to the sink. Just when he was winning it already.
"I've been watching you guys argue about the same thing for the last 15 minutes and it looks stupid! Ugh boys." Rolling her eyes she sat next to Naruto and put her arm on his shoulders. "So how's your stay here so far?" she asked.
"A bit eventful I say but other than that it's pretty normal." He said blushing a little with the close proximity to her boobs. Looking at Kiba he seemed to be blushing a bit as well when he realized that the one he shouted at was a hottie.
"Who are you anyway?" Kiba switched to guardian mode and became suspicious of her just as he was suspicious of Sasuke's intentions in inviting Naruto into his fraternity.
"I'm Haruno Sakura, a Medtech student, 2nd year, nice to meet you!" like the flirt she is, Sakura extended her slim and silky hands making sure her boobs would further rub into Naruto and a bit of it will be showing it's cleavage to Kiba. Swallowing hard he extended his own hands to meet hers in greeting.
Her hands are so soft and somehow Kiba felt a familiar feeling from earlier with Ino that he can't dare entertain. "Nice to meet you too, I'm Kiba." Giving a goofy smile hoping it might dispell the awkwardness.
Sakura made sure to rub her boobs more on Naruto and gave Kiba a deliberately slutty wink. This not only got the desired effect but more as well, you see, Kiba is a virgin and people like him who's been deprived eversince can't help but get a bit of a boner. 'This is not a good situation at all!' warning bells rang all over Kiba's head after that wink.
'Do you smell that? Someone's getting excited', Naruto is new to all of this that is why he is a bit confused on why Kiba is fidgeting and seems to be adjusting something down below. 'With those simple gestures he got a boner?', Naruto queried Kyuubi. 'Some people who submit to their base instinct tend to get such, you will be someone like this idiot if you don't use your head often enough.' he warned Naruto.
"Ah.. I need to excuse myself, I need to go to the restroom." Kiba tried to shimmy himself away in his seat. Sakura giggled as Kiba finally stood and can't help but notice a slight bulge in his pants. That of which Naruto also caught glimpse of. 'Whoa I think he's bigger than you are kit!' Naruto mentally facepalmed with the notion that Kyuubi gave him. 'Like I care' he verbally sighed and Sakura can't help but notice it.
"What's the matter? You disappointed he left?" Sakura asked Naruto as she noticed the slight frown he was sporting. "No, just remembered something." looking away he didn't want to entertain thoughts that Sakura is suggesting.
"You know if I weren't a fan of yaoi I wouldn't be able to know that you have the hots for Kiba." Sakura slyfully eyeing Naruto up and down. Smiling to herself that she'd be more happy seeing the two idiots together.
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm just curious as to why he had a boner with those simple things you did." Kyuubi mentally facepalmed that Naruto came out with actual truth. 'Here we go.', Kyuubi sighed out. 'What?' Naruto asked.
"You can't be serious?" Sakura stared at Naruto's clear bright ocean blue eyes and saw no flinching, she waited a few seconds more just to be sure. "No way..." she finally said with an awe of pure pity. "I think I remember now, you were homeschooled correct?"
"Yes", Kyuubi made another audible sigh.
"You never had any interaction with other people did you?", with every question she asked she just grew more surprised and awed and perplexed how Naruto lead such a life and stayed sane.
"Yes and no, simply put I don't interact with them that much." which is actually the truth as well, whenever they went to the mall he almost never talks to people unless otherwise necessary. "Whenever we go outside we do our own business with very little conversation or interaction." he said as he saw Sakura's fake eyebrows rise from where they are. "What?" he asked as she continued to look at him with a gawked face.
"It's just, you're a fucking legend my dear. How the fucking hell did you fucking survive being fucking alone and with no fucking social fucking life?" Sakura finally said as her wandering soul and mind came back to her mortal body in earth.
"I don't know what you're talking about. I had my Grandparents to keep me company." He said as a matter of factly. Like it was the most normal thing in the world besides the fact of Kyuubi. 'And me' Kyuubi said with absolute repugnance. Naruto's eyes twitched a bit which made Sakura not quite believe all the things that Naruto just said.
"Whatever you say blondie but as your official first female friend I'll be showing you the ropes to social norms around here. For example, we clean after ourselves whenever we are finished eating." Sakura said as a matter of factly even though Naruto had already seen the signs all over the cafeteria walls. It's not hard to notice specially when there are tray baskets stationed at every major pillar in the cafeteria.
"I noticed." Naruto said with a half eye uninterested look on his face. Clearly saying that he is done with this bubblegum loudmouth.
"Which reminds me, what's taking Kiba 'long'?" She pronounced the word deliberately as if suggesting Kiba's dick length. "Who knows? Maybe you should go and check?" Naruto suggested Sakura, which to her disappointed did not quite get the expected reaction she'd want too.
'Oh dear, this is going to be a pain in the ass. And I don't even do that!' Sakura was mentally punching Naruto to a pulp. Sensing the murderous urge Sakura is in and as if the popping vein on her big forehead is not enough of a clue then he'd be dead by now. "Ok ok, I'll fetch him for you, Ms. Forehead" Naruto muttered as he shimied his way out and practically had to jog off since he knew Sakura heard that as before he left he most definitely sure he saw another vein popping out.
"NA-RU-TO~!", Sakura screamed off through clenched teeth. Murderous is an understatement, she'd be wanting to commit mass murder right then and there. Unfortunately for her Naruto was already halfway off and wouldn't want to actually get tired of the whole fiasco. No, she would just patiently wait till they comeback. Then she would give them a piece of her knuckles.
A/N: Sorry it took awhile :) was kinda busy with some stuff but anyways be ready for part 3 next upload :3 huehuehue
What has our hot Kiba been up to? FUFUFUFUFU~