A/N: I know that these are a little longer than drabbles but the title clearly states one shots as well! So yeah. Enjoy! :)

Nerd

A group of teens lounged in a room any eye could see and tell was set up for a party. On the carpet floor was a pile of games, on the coffee table were snacks and drinks and against the wall was a stereo playing music.

"Where the hell is he?" Erza's fist came down in a blur and pounded Lucy's table leaving an ugly dent. The blonde whipped back in shock, legs and arms moved in a defense position while tears streamed down her face.

"Erzaaaa, be careful!" she whined.

"Don't drop the delicious food!" Happy whined.

"Keh, I told you I'd be wasting my time." came a gruff voice. Gajeel wore a permanent scowl on his face. His buff arms were crossed over his chest and he was leaned up against the living room's wall.

"Calm down Gajeel!" a blue haired girl named Levi said sternly. She poked the sulking male's nose. "Natsu will be here soon."

" 'Soon' was an hour ago." Lisanna sighed as she lay sprawled out on Lucy's carpet. There were murmures of agreement in the room from the other teens and finally Erza let out an impatient roar.

Shirtless Gray jumped when the red headed warrior stomped over to him, grabbed him and proceeded to throw him through the door, quite literally. Lucy fell over on the spot and an orange haired teen with glasses began fanning her.

"I ORDER YOU TO RETRIEVE NATSU AND BRING HIM HERE AT ONCE!"

"She threw him." Happy stated.

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"Crazy woman just needed to ask. Jeez, my back hurts. Natsu, I'm gonna kill you for this." Gray muttered as his feet carried him to Natsu's house. The raven haired didn't notice the lights being out, he just wanted to kick the pinkette's ass and drag him back to the party he failed to show up at.

Busting down the door with an angry kick, Gray stepped into the house yelling for the pinkette. "Natsu!" he looked around noticing how dark the unkempt living room was. "Eh, where is that moron?"

The ice mage stopped and listened for any hints that Natsu was even home. He heard some source of noise up the stairs where Natsu's bedroom was. Gray sighed annoyedly and climbed up them. "Fucking hate stairs. Gah, where's my shirt?" the boy just realized he hadn't one on. "Gonna kill Natsu."

Naturally he blamed the pinkette.

Going to the closed door that hid Natsu's room, Gray shoved it open in aggravation. "Yo you lil dipshit-" Gray's words died as soon as he saw inside the ungodly messy room. It wasn't the mess itself, just the fact that Natsu was nearly kissing his computer screen while wearing a head set and an intense expression.

Pizza boxes and chinese food trash piled high on the computer desk. Bottles of soda and spilt cups on the floor by the computer chair. And on the chair Natsu was barely on it, too far into whatever game he was playing.

The pinkette had discarded his open vest and had his scarf wrapped around his head. To complete this look the boy had a sucker hanging in his mouth.

"What the hell Natsu!" Gray demanded, dark eyes wide, expression flustered.

The pinkette barely moved a muscle, just continued to play his game and occasionally speak to his head piece. Knowing that everyone at the party had waited enough, Gray stomped his way over, stepping on various things as he did, before posisitioning himself behind the chair Natsu's ass barely sat in.

The ice mage had the heart enough to at least pause Natsu's game before scooping the pinkette up and over his shoulders.

"WAAAH! WHO THE HELL- GRAY?! PUT ME DOWN! MY GAME! NO NO NO NO!" Natsu twisted and cried and wailed and Gray's brow twitched as he clambered down the stairs.

"I cannot believe you stood us up for some computer game."

"HUH?"

"You forgot tonight was our game night at Lucy's and everyone is pretty pissed at you, idiot. Tsh."

"That was tonight?! Oh god, Erza will kill me! TAKE ME BACK HOME!" Natsu wiggled but Gray's hold was staying.

"I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, flame brain." Gray was only half listening to his words as the image of Natsu on his chair filled his mind. The pinkette looked cute staring at his screen with that determination look he only gets when in battle. The thought of knowing that it was aimed at some computer game... what a fucking nerd.

"A cute one though." Gray half smirked and Natsu, who knew he wasn't getting out of the situation at hand, grumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing."