Chapter 4: WAAT lagi…
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So, when everyone finished their dinner, they assembled in the hall again.
Host: Welcome back. I hope you have enjoyed the food. So let's get on to our meeting. I am going to tell you the dates of all the rounds. So, the sack race would be held tomorrow in the late-afternoon, 5 o'clock. The team members are to report at the reception at 4:45. The next event, the round two between the 4 winner teams would be held on 26th November that is four days later, in the morning at 9:00 am and the results would be declared till 8 o'clock at night. And the last event, the Dance and Music round, would be held on 30th November, 7 o'clock.
Everyone starts discussing about it now.
We see eight big glass pots placed on the table on the stage, and many colorful paper pieces, neatly folded inside it. Each pot was labeled with a team's name
Host (A female): Attention participants. Now, we are going to do something we do every year. New teams, I will explain the rules. Aap sab yeh pots dekh sakte hai? Inn pots mein humne aap sab participants ka naam likha hai according to their teams. Hum kya karenge, hum pehle ek one-player-game lenge, aur phir hum har pot se ek-ek chit uthaenge. And jisska bhi naam uss chit pe hoga, wo participant wo game khelega. Let's see which team is the luckiest.
Aapko samjha kya? Nahi samjha toh I m here to explain. Like.. see, suppose they are choosing a chit for Badminton. They will pick one-one chit from each pot, and that player whose name is on the chit will have to play badminton for his/her other team. Samjhe?
Arey bapre! Gaye CID wale kaam se. unhone toh yeh bhi sochke rakkha hai kaun kya khelega.
CID team is in a state of shock.
Pehle baki saari team ka choosing ho jaata hai.
Now it's CID teams chance.
She picks up a chit.
Host: So, the first games Badminton… Player is Abhijeet!
Omg…
She then announces about 4 names. They are…
200 m race…. Sachin
Sack race… Nikhil
Rifle shooting… Shreya
Chess… Purvi
Dushyant: Sir, mujhe nahi lagta hum sab itne experts hai inn games mein. Ab hum kya karenge?
Abhijeet: Kuch kar lenge Dushyant… Karate ke bare main socho. Kyuki hum mein se bas Purvi ko karate aata hai, par usse Chess mila hai. Hum mese ek ko toh ek aasan game milna chahiye…
Host: Toh, here we are… Kavin is for table tennis.
Team gave a sign of relieve…
But bahut jaldi de di… because abhi na.. difficult games baaki hai ie Swimming, boxing, Karate and weight lifting.
Host: For boxing I guess it is Dushyant. And for Karate… it's Tarika.
Oh no…
Do sports bache hai, they are weight lifting and swimming… and 2 participants, Daya and Pankaj… Uff, aapko yaad hai na Daya sir ke hydrophobia ke bare main?
Abhijeet: Oh god! Mujhe Daya ki chinta ho rahi hai, usse swimming mil gaya toh…
Kavin: Mar gae sir…
Sachin: Aur sir, agar Daya sir ko swimming mil bhi gaya, toh… Pankaj weight lifting karega?
Abhijeet: Ab toh bhagvan hi maalik hai…
Host ke haath pot ki or badhe. Isske saath saath team ki dilon ke dhadkane bhi badne lagi. Well, mujhe aap sab ki dil ki dhadkan bhi sunai de rahi hai…
She picks up a chit again.
Host: Ok so, Swimming mein…
Dhak-dhak… dhak-dhak…
Host: Daya!
AREY BAPRE! Aap sab ki WAAT LAGI, CID team!
Abhijeet slaps his forehead. While sab ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye.
Abhijeet pov: Gae kaam se..
This meeting continued for some more time but it was the end at last…
Host: So, with this we finish with our meeting. All the best team members and we will meet tomorrow at 4:45. Thank you for your co-operation and patient hearing. Thank you.
Outside the club…
Kavin: Sir, sab ulta phulta ho gaya. Ab kya karenge?
Daya: Yaar, koi mere bare mein bhi toh socho. Main… swimming… kaise karunga.
Abhijeet: Haan Daya, tumhara phobia… par Purvi hai na… wo sikha degi.
Daya: Purvi aisa face mat banao. Help karna huh meri. Kavin… samjhao na isse…
Kavin: Purvi… please…
Dushyant: PURVI PLEASE? Meri Ishita ka sawal hai yaar!
Bahut miss kar rahein hai apni Ishu ko Dushu bhaiya…
Purvi: Ok thik hai sir.
Abhijeet: Ok toh phir hum kal Kavin aur Purvi ke ghar pahunch jaenge. Main ACP sir ko yeh saari baaten batake aata hu.
Yahan bhi, both are in live-in relation.
He goes away dialing a number.
Daya: Aur mein gadiya (cars) nikalta hu. Chalo Pankaj.
They both go too.
Kavin (stretching his arms): Purvi… *yawns* Mujhe bahut neend aa rahi hai. Gaadi tum chalao na please.
Purvi: Aaegi hi na, itna saara khaana jo khaya tumne… ab ghar jao, aur ghode bechke so jao… ekdum aaram se… phail ke…
He tries to protest.
Purvi: Shhh! Bilkul chup… Ab dekhna hume na agle weekend tak ek saath dinner karne ka chance nahi milega. Just because of your big appetite!
Both the cars have come by now.
Abhi sir bhi aa gae.
Abhijeet: ACP sir ne kal chutti declare ki hai, aur wo bhi Kavin aur Purvi ke ghar aane wale hai, hamari practice dekhne…
And everyone knows how strict he is when the topic is of games and practice.
They all go to the bureau and then to their respected homes after that.
At Kevi's home.
Both are in their night things. Kavin has almost fallen asleep on the sofa when Purvi wakes him up.
Purvi: Kavin, room mein jaakar so jao.
Kavin: Aur tum?
Purvi: Main room mein tumhare saath nahi sone wali. Mujhe neend hi nahi aaegi.
Kavin: Kyu? Mere saath sone mein kya problem hai? Roz toh saath sote hai na hum?
Purvi: Haan, par roz tumhara khaana control mein hota hai. Aur jab tum hadd se jyada khaate ho toh kharate (snores) marte ho. Nahi nahi… mujhe nahi sona room mein.
Kavin: Ok bye sweety. Goodnight… But I warn you aaj window khuli reh gai thi. Aur fir ghar mein bahut saare machhar aa gae hai. Soch lo. Ek aur mauka de raha hu. Aana hai mere saath room mein ya machharon ke saath pyaari pyaari baatein karni hai yaha?
Purvi: Are you serious?
Kavin: Of course I am! Main tumhe khabhi jhoot bolta hu?
Purvi: Nahi, machharon ke saath rehne se achha main tumhare khatarnaak kharate sunu. You know, aisa lagta 10-12 time bombs ek saath phat gae jab tum kharate marte ho.
They make their way to upstairs to their bedroom. Kya hai, unka ek bada sa bungalow type hai. Toh wo upar wale bedroom mein sote hai.
In the room…
Purvi: Kavin tumhare paas cotton hai?
Kavin: Kyu? Cotton ka kya karogi tum?
Purvi: Main cotton ko apne kaano main thusungi. Taaki mujhe tumhare time bomb jaise kharate nahi sunane pade. Tumhe pata hai uss din Gargi ke party ke baad jab tum kharate lene lage the… Uff! Raat bhar nahi so pai main… Tum batao na cotton kaha hai!
Kavin: Hoga first-aid box mein.
Purvi: Hmm… thik hai. Tum so jao… goodnight.
Kavin (Jumping on the bed): Haan, good night!
So they sleep soon… Pata nahi Purvi di ko neend kaise aai…
Next day… early morning at 6 o'clock…
Doorbell rings.
Kavin, who was sleeping peacefully, wakes up. We can see a broken alarm clock lying on the floor…
Kavin (sleepy tone): Purvi koi aaya hai… darvaza kholo na…
But Purvi was not there.
Kavin (sitting down on the bed): Arey yaar! Purvi kahan hai? Itni subah subah kaun aa gaya! Huh! Meri neend kharab kar di.
He glances at the wall clock.
Kavin: Aaaa! Abhi toh bas 6 baj rahe hai! Purvi? Kaha ho tum?
No answer. Doorbell rings again.
Kavin: Ab mujhe hi kholna padega darwaza…
He gets down the bed and wears his slippers.
Doorbell rings again.
Kavin (climbing down the stairs): Haan haan aa raha hu…
He opens the door. It's Dushyant, Sachin and Nikhil, in their gym dresses. Guys here na, Dushyant, Sachu and Kavin are not senior cops, only inspectors… Kya yaar! Koi bhi itna bada nahi dikhta… Sab log (exept trio) unhe SIR bulata hai! Kaunse angle se wo SIR dikhte hai?
Kavin: Tum teeno? Itni subah subah yahan kya kar rahe ho? *Yawns*
Sachin: Kavin? Abhi bhi neend mein ho?
Kavin: Kyu?
Dushyant: Kavin, tum bhul gae?
Kavin: Kya bhul gaya?
Nikhil: Aaj kya hai Kavin?
Kavin: Aaj… pata nahi. Ee! Meri aur Purvi ki engagement anniversary toh nahi hai na?
Sachin: Kavin… tumhari engagement ek mahine pehle hui hai!
Kavin: Arey haan… toh aaj kya khaas hai?
Dushyant: Arey, aaj AKM hai! Aaj se games ki practice shuru karni hai! Bhul kaise gae tum huh?
Kavin: Arey haan!
Just then, Purvi comes there, drying herself with a hand towel, in her gym suit.
Purvi: Kavin kaun hai? Arey? Nikhil, Dushyant, Sachin? Aao baitho.
They all sit down on the sofa.
Dushyant: Tum gym gai thi?
Purvi: Haan, main roz gym jaati hu. Kavin ko kitni baar bola mere saath aane ke liye par phir bhi nahi aata.
The three giggle.
Nikhil: Kavin jaldi se ready ho jao. ACP sir , Daya sir aur Abhijeet sir kabhi bhi pahunchte hi honge.
Kavin: Haan…
And he rushes to his room.
Purvi: Aap log kuch loge.
Dushyant: Haan… boxing ki training. Available hai?
All four laugh.
Just then, a big SUV comes there outside the house. Trio, Tarika and Shreya step out of the car. All wearing their gym things.
ACP sir: Sab ready hai?
All: Haan sir!
ACP sir: Kavin kahan hai?
Kavin (coming down the stairs): Yahan sir!
He nearly fell down the stairs. Bhaiya itni jaldi bhi nahi hai…
Haayeee! Kitne dashing lag rahe hai Kavin Bhaiya!
ACP sir: Thik hai. Toh Purvi, tumhare garden mein chalte hai.
Purvi: Yes sir…
In the BIG garden…
All are standing in a circle.
Kavin bro ki nazrein toh sirf Purvi di pe hi tiki hui hai.
Awaaragi karta hoon par mein awaara nahi
Purvi: Pehle hum warm up karenge. Follow me…
Chhoda khulla, dil ko magarkhudko bigadanahi
She does that stretching exercises.
Aisa lage tere bina, abtoh guzara nahi
Bro ko kisi ki aawaz sunai nahi de rahi…
Kisika bhi honga na main, hua jo tumahara nahi
Purvi: 1… 2… 3… 4…. Dushyant, dance nahi exercise karo!
Tu hi toh hai khayal mera,
Bro kuch nahi kar rahe…
Tu hi toh hai karar mera
Jhoothe nashe, jahan mein kabhi,
She checks each and everyone. And then she sees Kavin standing idly… and doing nothing but staring her.
Tu hi toh hai khumaarmera
Tu hi toh hai khayal mera
Tu hi toh hai karar mera
Jhoothe nashe, jahan mein kabhi,
Tu hi toh hai khumaar mera…
Purvi: Kavin?
No response…
Zinda hoon tujhpe marke,
Purvi: Kavin?
She shakes him and he comes out of her world.
Bhoola sab kuch tujhko padhke
Purvi: Dhyaan kaha hai tumhara?
Kaise hai pyaar tera haan
Exercise…
Main aana tere aage dekho dil haara hoon (Aerobics)
Main aana jaise bhi hoon, jo bhi hoon tumahara hoon
Jo teri chahatein samete woh kinara hoon
Kaise main yeh kahoon
Main aana tere liye zameen pe utaara hoon
Main teri bholi bhaali aankhon ka ishaarahoon
Jo teri chahatein samete woh kinara hoon
Kaise main yeh kahoon
Tu paasbhi (zara zara) (Purvi explaining Kavin how to do the aerobic step)
Tu pyaas bhi (zara zara) (She touches his chest [OHOHOOOOOO} and blushes)
Tu raazbhi (zara zara) (Eye lock)
Main ho gaya hoon tera
Tu hi toh hai khayal mera (Someone coughs)
Tu hi toh hai karar mera
Jhoothe nashe, jahan mein kabhi,
Tu hi toh hai khumaar mera
In the gym…
Tu hi toh hai khayal mera
Tu hi toh hai karar mera
Jhoothe nashe, jahan mein kabhi,
Tu hi toh hai khumaar mera…
Zinda hoon tujhpe marke,
Bhoola sab kuch tujhko padhke
Kaise hai pyaar tera haan
The game of tug of war begins…
Rope kabhi yahan… aur kabhi wahan…
Ohoho! Yeh toh dekhiye!
Daya: Teen bolne par sab zor se kheechenge… Ek… Doo. TEEN!
They all pull together… And the rope comes to their side… THEY WON!
BUT! Arey arey yahan toh dekho romance chal raha hai…
Actually na… Purvi di has fallen on Kavin while they pulled the rope…
Uff, kya nazara hai!
The referee blows the whistle and Kevi comes out of the world of LOVE…
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