A/N: For some reason I can't use arrows for Terezi's emoticon so I can only do this }:] sorry for this inaccurate stated fact. Also the links don't work here.
gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
GC: H3Y COOLK1D
TG: back again
GC: Y3S TH1S T1M3 1 H4V3 SOM3TH1NG TO SHOW YOU
GC: 1S TH1S YOU
GC: tinyurl/PUR3D4V3
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H34H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H
TG: wow for once that is incredibly shitty
TG: i like it.
GC: YOU DO?
TG: art skills are overrated
TG: show me more
TG: i bet this art of yours is pure legendary
GC: H3H3H3H3H3
GC: D4V3
GC: TH1S GOT TO B3 YOU
GC: }:]
GC: tinyurl/TH1S1SSOOOOD4V3
GC: H4H4H4H4H4
TG: damn this is so shitty
TG: yet so beautiful
TG: it makes my heart burst
TG: there are more of these right?
GC: TH3R3 4R3 MOR3 WH3R3 TH3Y COM3 FROM
TG: well thats cool
TG: you know i also have something to show you too
GC: R34LLY?
TG: fuck yeah really
TG: tinyurl/fuckingbuckets
TG: if anyone seeing this that is not a real link
GC: WH4T?
TG: nothing
TG: go on open that link
GC: SHOULD 1?
GC: }:?
TG: i made it after a chat with your future self
GC: 1T S4YS BUCK3TS, TH4T SOUNDS V3RY VULG4R
TG: its pretty harmless
TG: besides its just a picture
Terezi clicked on the link and sniffed and licked at her monitor, she senses a picture of...
A shitty picture of her and Dave holding buckets togather.
Oh gog.
GC: TH1S 1S QU1T3 PORNOGR4PH1C
TG: the quality is quite shitty
GC: TH1S TURNS M3 ON SOM3HOW
TG: shit
GC: WH4TS WRONG
TG: shouldnt have drawn pictures near the lava
TG: now i am sweating like hell
TG: this only calls for drastic measures
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG
Terezi licked her screen, the viewports shows the Land of Heat and Clockwork, Dave on a gear platform and very near to the lava, like actually too close and he's...
He's...
He's taking his shirt off...
And his body is filled with red tattoos...
Oh my gog...
At this point Terezi licked the screen one more time before blushing furiously.
GC: }:O
TG: what
TG: wait
TG: oh for fucks sake just give me some privacy here will you
TG: i keep forgetting you can see me
TG: that is fucking creepy
GC: W3LL 1 4POLOG1ZE FOR TH3 1NCONV1N14NC3
TG: you know what
TG: nevermind
TG: it is not like you find me attractive or anything
GC: 1 4CTU4LLY DO
GC: THOS3 R3D T4TTOOS
GC: 1T M4K3S M3 W4NT TO L1CK ON TH3M }:]
TG: see
TG: we have our most creepy stalker
TG: and shes oozing out on my body
TG: atleast you cannot zoom in at this sweet tattoos
GC: TH1S V13WPORT 4CTU4LLY C4N
GC: 1'M ZOOM1NG 1N 4T TH3 MOM3NT
TG: damn it
GC: 1S TH4T 4 R3D C4WB34ST T4TTOO ON YOUR CH3ST
GC: 1'M SM3LLING 1T SO H4RD 4ND 1T F33LS GOOD }:D
GC: WH3RE D1D YOU G3T 1T?
TG: bro thought it would be nice to have one
TG: which is why i still have this on my chest
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
GC: YOU 4R3 SUPR1S1NGLY COOL 1N SO M4NY W4YS H3H3H3H3
TG: yeah yeah cut the chatter im cool and all that
TG: straight to the topic at hand
TG: your art needs more shitiness
TG: let me teach you how a real master of art handles his work
TG: tinyurl/shittiestsloppymakeoutsever
Terezi clicks on the link, it shows Terezi and Dave having sloppy makeouts in the most shittiest possible way ever, Terezi never had laughed so hard in her life.
GC: H4H4H4H4H4
GC: SHOW M3 YOUR SK1LLS OH M4ST3R OF 4RT
GC: }:]
TG: hell yeah now we are art buddies
GC: 4RT BUDD13S IND33D
Terezi licked her monitor again, she giggled as she has a feeling she is gonna like this guy very much.
However back in the distance, a certain nubby-horned troll is eyeing suspisciously, thinking whether or not he should check what's making this girl laugh unlike him he can't make her own girl laugh for herself, he shrugged it off as nothing anyway, back to yelling to a certain blue eyed dork.
Nepeta walked through the hallways thinking about her usual stuff , going to check on her moirail until she stumbled across Feferi.
"Glub! Hey Nepeta!" greeted Feferi "how are you doing?"
Nepeta look up at her "Oh hey Feferi! Just fine, how's things?"
"Oh good! Have you heard? Eridan and Sollux may be in a kismesis relationship togather!"
Nepeta's eyes widen "Really? Are you sure they are you know..." Nepeta looked around before whispering to Feferi "Cahoots?"
"Well it's just a rumor."
"Just a rumor or maybe I hang out with Sollux too much but when I see Sollux and Eridan in the same room they always seem to duke it out with each other.""
"This is something new."
"Yeah it is! You should update your shipping wall with this infomation!"
"That sounds purrfect, I'll update it."
"Also by the way there's also another rumor going around here." Feferi looked directly at Nepeta. "It's about you coincidently."
"What is it?"
"Is it true? That you got your eyes on Karkat?"
Nepeta just flinch, her mind just froze in terror, how did her crush gone around with people? She never told anyone about it, unless...
"What? Of course not!" Nepeta lied "Why would I, where did you get this word around from?"
"Well it was your moirail who started the rumor, he was baffled by your advances to crabkat."
Of course, who else other than her moirail?
"Well I would say he is just confused." said Nepeta in an annoyed tone "I would like to talk to him at the moment."
"Oh so the rumor is just false?"
"Purreatty much, see you later Feferi, nice talking with you."
"Glub! Don't mention it!"
As Feferi and Nepeta depart their ways, Nepeta went to Equius's room as she opened the door she expected the usual messy and could-be-a-deathtrap place that Equius set up, piles of scrap clustered all over the floor, unfinished robots scattered the place and sharpenel which Nepeta tries to avoid stepping on, she made her way through and entered a corridor which is where Equius is currently busy creating his robots on.
"Umm... Equius?" Nepeta slowly approached the blueblood, Equius turned his head around to see her.
"Nepeta, what a good time to see you, here for one of our feeling jams sessions?"
"Actually yeah I was about to visit you about that but I changed my mind, I'm here to ask you a question."
"Oh is this about the lowblood?"
Nepeta had a look of surprise on her face "Well yeah I was about to ask about that."
"Before you ask, no you cannot go near that foul-mouthed lowblood, he is too dangerous and is manipulating you to dangerous causes."
"But how do you know if he's a lowblood? He could be a highblood hiding his colors."
"He is too foul mouthed for a highblood, he must be a lowblood."
Nepeta is slowly getting frustrated at the situation at this point she has to convince to her own moirail that she and Karkat does not have a thing.
"Okay, look Equius this thing about me and Karkat I think you are mistaken, we do not have a thing."
"But your advances, the way you look at him? Don't you think I am that simple minded to notice?"
"What? No! Equius I think this is all a misunderstanding, I don't like Karkat at all do you believe me?"
Silence followed. Nepeta can sense that Equius is beginning to believe her.
"Alright, I believe you? But if this thing between you and that lowblood is true, then I forbid you to be associated with that filth.
Nepeta's heart just only clenched in mixed emotions. Anger? Fear? Sadness? She can't be mad at her moirail, he's only just looking out for her but at the same time she feels she wants to claw Equius in the face for holding his beliefs in the hemospectrum.
"Yeah..." Nepeta sighed "By the way did you start this rumor about me and Karkat?"
"Rumor? What rumor I did not start such rumors."
"Okay who was the last time did you talk to?"
"Kanaya? What is certainly wrong?
"Nothing."
Well it clears everything up for Nepeta, Kanaya was quite the gossip girl she is but she can keep secrets form time to time nevertheless. Nepeta sighed once more, since she originally came here to let out her feelings with Equius but knowing him now he won't let her anything near Karkat...
Wait a minute...
That's it...
She can confess her feelings to Kanaya instead, but not in the way of a feelings jam but letting out her feelings about Karkat in a traditional way. This is a good idea, Nepeta walked out of Equius room, heading out to Kanaya's.
