Short chapter is short, updates getting slower these days, will make it up to it.
It's been hours Terezi has been laughing, giggling and cackling at her monitor non-stop, Karkat is starting to get either annoyed or either feeling a bit jealous. He peeked out from his chair to get a look across the room at Terezi's screen, showing a certain human boy he instantly recognized.
"Dave? Dave Strider? What is that jerkface ass of a kid up to? And what's he doing with Terezi?" Karkat whispered to himself. Karkat slowly approached Terezi without her noticing busy cackling with the coolkid. Karkat could see the scene now, Terezi's laughing at the monitor which contains Dave fighting underlings... With a bucket.
How fucking lewd. Is Dave trying to flirt with Terezi? Somehow this makes Karkat furious. How dare he trying to disrespect troll culture with such imagery yet so flirtatious, this can make Equius sweat a river. He's gonna have a long talk with that boy, once Terezi seem stop laughing and decided to take a break which she did after minutes of endless cackling. Karkat logged on to trollian and began to troll the coolkid.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
CG: HEY FUCKASS
TG: sup long time no see
CG: LET ME TELL YOU STRAIGHT
CG: YOU ARE A DISRESPECT TO OUR FUCKING CULTURE
CG: YOU SQUACK LIKE A OINKBEAST FOR WAVING THAT FUCKING EROTIC PIECE OF SHIT AROUND.
TG: you mean this bucket
CG: YES THAT FUCKING THING, IT'S EMBARRASING TO WATCH AS YOU WAVE AROUND THAT THING WITH NO RESPECT TO OUR RACE.
TG: why not
TG: i didnt know bucketkind could be so deadly
CG: DEADLY AND EROTIC
CG: ONE THING
CG: STOP FLIRTING WITH TEREZI WITH THAT BUCKET.
TG: you mean flirting exactly like what
TG: this bucket isnt very sexual at all
CG: IT IS FUCKHEAD
CG: WAVING THAT THING AROUND IS THE EQUIVALENT OF YOUR EARTH STRIPPERS DOING LAP DANCES.
TG: okay how do you even know about our strippers anyway
TG: do you look up at our earthly porn
CG: LETS SAY I DID SOME REASEARCH
TG: bullshit i assume you jack off to that with your tentacle dick or shit
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR TENTACLE DICKS?
TG: hey youre not the only who does research
TG: althrough terezi showed hers and pretty much i was freaked out at first
CG: ISOSNSOKENSJFJKAMLWNMSMSIRK
CG: WHAT
CG: EXTRA FUCKING SUPER FUCK YOU
CG: TEREZI WOULDNT DO THAT
TG: jk she sent me one of your alien orgy videos
TG: chill out man
TG: just chilling
CG: HEY I JUST ONE TO SAY ONE THING
CG: STOP FUCKING FLIRTING WITH TEREZI
TG: i assume youre her shouty boyfriend
TG: in a relationship i presume
TG: fuck i sounded like rose now
CG: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
CG: DON'T POKE YOUR FUCKING NOSE IN OUR PROBLEMS
TG: oh so its a complicated relationship i guess
CG: I SAID IT ONE MORE TIME.
CG: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
TG: why not
CG: ITS OUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP FUCKASS
CG: IT'S COMPLICATED
CG: THIS IS A FUCKING WARNING
CG: TEREZI DOESNT LIKE YOU
CG: FUCK OFF
CG: AND STAY OUT
TG: wow jealous much
CG: I AM NOT JEALOUS YOU HUMAN FOOL
TG: yes you are
CG: NO
TG: eeyup jealous
CG: NO
TG: dont deny it
CG: FUCK YOU.
CG: STAY AWAY FROM TEREZI.
CG: SHE CAN BE DANGEROUS DONT YOU KNOW
TG: yeah she manipulated john to his death
TG: and thus born davesprite
TG: but were in good terms now
TG: like hella good art buddies like fuck yeah
TG: if she manipulates me i dont give a damn
TG: only if dead daves are involved ill take action
CG: YOU ARE FUCKING HARD TO CONVINCE.
CG: I SCREAM OUT ALL OVER PARADOX SPACE TO HEAR MY SCREAMS.
CG: I HATE YOU.
TG: ha okay
TG: terezi and i will keep on being best of buddies like damn
TG: your girlfriend totally digs me
TG: i need to go
TG: im gonna rap with my denizen
TG: if you dont mind
CG: WAIT
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Karkat looked up from his screen seeing Terezi returning to her chair logging on to troll that coolkid again, Karkat let out a groan, Dave better be not be the cause of their relationship to fall apart.