Nepeta approached Karkat with a smile on her face, trying to be sincere when Karkat notices her Karkat rolled his eyes, he have a lot to worry about after the talk with with Terezi.
"What is it Nepeta? Is there anything bullshit I have to listen?" Karkat sounded like a grumpy old man having enough for one day.
"What happened with you and Terezi?" Nepeta asked with most sincerely possible manner ever.
Karkat gave out a loud sigh "Terezi and I almost had a breakup. She will break it up if I don't impress her with something that makes her amazed."
"T-that's bad!" said Nepeta "do you have any ideas on how to impress her?"
"I don't fucking know, all I know it's kinda hopeless now."
"Don't say that, you still have a chance with Terezi right?"
"Haha very funny, I never hated anyone so bad now because of that guy."
"Who? Is it one of the humans?"
"Well fuck it's Dave fucking Strider of cause, that guy is causing a rift in our relationship, I hate him so bad right now, in fact I never really hated anyone when he came up."
"I see, maybe I can help you on this?"
"Hell no, stay out of your shipping shit off us, this is really fucking personal for us."
"Alright I guess, see you later."
Karkat just glanced at Nepeta and said "Yeah you too."
Nepeta walked away and took a deep breath and sigh as she sat down her chair and checked her computer, how can she fix Karkat's relationship with Terezi? There has to be a way.
Nepeta crossed her arms on the table, she lay down her head, thinking of ways that can fix the situation. She sighed "this is harder than I thought."
Then, a ping sounded from her trollian, someone is contacting her, better see who is this guy.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering arsenicCatnip [AC]
TG: yo terezi not cool
TG: leaving me in a pot with endless consorts that say nak
TG: their nakking has taken to the extreme
TG: they have blasted my ears off with the constant nak
TG: yo hello
TG: is it like spaceship wasteland over there
AC :33 umm i'm not really terezi, i think you got the wrong person
TG: well fuck
TG: wrong trollian oh well better pack up my shit
AC: :33 her account is GC by the way
TG: well alright tell terezi theres shit to so here that needs to be done so bye
AC: :33 bye!
Wait a minute... Nepeta suddenly trealized something, isn't this guy is...
AC: :33 hey wait!
TG: what
TG: did terezi forgot to flush the load gaper that i have to remind her again
AC : :33 what? no i mean your name is dave strider right?
TG: yup thats me
TG: disc jockey time shenanigan extrodinaire here at your service
AC: :33 you do know you caused quite a problem that you actually affected karkat and terezi's relationship right?
TG: terezi really had a boyfriend
TG: wow that was pretty unexpected shit
TG: like as if i dont know
TG: the shouting crab had sent me a lot of hate messages
TG: jegus he needs to take a chill pill
TG: like a shit ton overdose of them
AC: :33 dave.
AC: :33 karkat is in so much distress right now he is upset and thinki of giving up his relationship thanks to you.
AC: :33 in my opinion you are a bigger jerk than I have thought
TG: hey dont hate me
TG: terezi drags me all this shit including watching alien porn or forcing me to draw stuff or dragging me to pointless quests that im secretly getting tired of
TG: in respect i am trying my goddamn best to not like her but she is really
TG: dominant
TG: like too dominant in retrospect is bugging me the hell out and i have no choice but to follow worrying she be upset because im no type of man who upsets girls what a sadistic fuck that would be all of this and her bullshit is getting to me but i am so fucking tired like extreme tired its like godzilla decided to throw up his load of regrets of dead people into me and i have to know that is the right thing and fuck this consorts are really getting to me the heat is really fucking getting to me fuck this planet looked cool at first but fuck it so hard up into the asshole goddamnit
TG: fuck did i typed all of that in one go
AC: :33 are you frustrated?
TG: yeah i think thats the situation calls for it
TG: dave strider has frustrated
TG: someone call the frustration police
AC: :33 dave, do you like terezi?
TG: i dont fucking know anymore
TG: she can be really weird for me but at the same time its arousingly difficult
TG: all these feelings man
TG: should had someone warned me about them
AC: :33 would you like if terezi ends up with karkat?
TG: that's not for me to ask
TG: neither you or anyone
AC: :33 why not help me first, we could talk to each other about this later?
TG: whatever you say mister double dot double three guy
AC: :33 oh right my name is nepeta leijon, roleplaying shipper cat lover girl!
TG: you have my formalities
TG: like damn you have my sword
AC: :33 why not we roleplay to discuss this
TG: i guess we could roleplay but i dont take it seriously much
TG: but not now
TG: seems too ridiculous
AC: :33 come on it be fun!
TG: get to the point man
TG: i cant chat with you forever with these nakking consorts around
AC: :33 alright
AC: :33 you see karkat has to impress terezi that will make her change her mind about breaking up, problem is i dont know how to fix it, could you give me ideas?
TG: simple as hell
TG: why not a date
AC: :33 i did thought of that... But it doesnt feel its enought to impurress her, besides since you're a human troll dates tend to be very aggressive for who would be to dominate one another, but most of the time dates happen before the mating drones come by, failure to mate the couple will be culled or rather killed.
TG: wow thats quite fucked up
TG: nice impurressive pun though
AC: :33 heheh
TG: why not just do a date the human way
AC: :33 on your planet, what does your kind do on dates?
TG: sweet icky stuff i guess
TG: for living in an apartment with a superninja and a doll of nightmares i never did got the interest for romance
TG: but reading all those weird stories from rose kinda thought me something about dates
TG: human dates are normally two people sitting on a chair with a table with candlelights
TG: complimenting each other endlessly
TG: spewing i love you all over the place
TG: then eating food and talking about boring stuff
TG: then they look each other in the eyes for a duration who the fuck knows how long
TG: then they initiate sloppy makeouts after that
AC: :33 that's actually very romantic X33
AC: :33 in fact i can picture it now
Nepeta thought, her and Karkat on a human date, that would be something really special to remember, she sighed probably it's a zero chance it ever happens, but that is not important in her mind, her friend is in trouble and she needs to help out.
AC: :33 does a date needs food?
TG: its pretty optional but if you want the food rose said the food needs to be very fancy to set the feeling
TG: also it had to be in a dim setting for no reason i dont fucking know why
TG: do you find this idea useful
TG: because i really need to go now
TG: far far away from these naks of hell
TG: we can talk again later if you want
TG: in fact you can spy me on those weird viewpoints
TG: whatever troll me whenever when you feel like it
AC: :33 thank you very much! I enjoy the idea, thanks dave!
AC: :33 in fact i'm gonna prepare this human date right now!
TG: eh its a knight would do
TG: if that title has any fucking importance
AC: :33 *ac smiles to tg, thanking him so much and give out a paw for a fist bump*
TG: jegus you are roleplaying
TG: alright
TG: tg gives out the greatest fist bump to ac so bad the worlds tremble at the fist bumping epicness
TG: all those who heard the epic fist bump shall know the pact these two has made
TG: the knight and the what
AC: :33 i guess rogue?
TG: the knight and rogue has joined togather in the most ridiculous pact ever
TG: with explosions in the background
TG: is that enough?
AC: :33 its enough alright
TG: im out
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering arsenicCatnip [AC]
Nepeta smiled she always has a thing for shipping and matchmaking, but doing the actual thing made her excited, setting up two trolls for a human date sounds romantic, however realization hits her with bricks that she is setting up someone with her crush, she frowned for a moment at the thought of that, she gave out a loud sigh, but she shouldn't be thinking about that what matters now is fixing Karkat's relationship with her friend Terezi.
She smiled, it's time to play the matchmaker.
A/N:sorry if it's too long, got time on my hands at the moment, reviews are appreciated and welcome!